Screw your ancestors' good omen!

You are not afraid, but we are!!!

The Jinyiwei in the dark directly transformed into the world famous painting - "The Scream".

How did things develop to this point?

Probably, they are secret guards, not demons and monsters, and they can be invisible directly. They usually use obstacles as cover, and pretend to be passers-by when there are no obstacles.

However, this does not include when Xiao Bai Ze wants to go to the toilet.

You can't just walk over as if nothing happened, take off your pants and relieve yourself together, and say hello by the way: "Hey, brother, you are also using the toilet here!"

That's not called secret protection, that's called perversion!

In short, they don't want to be perverts, and they don't want to become perverts that are widely known by Xiao Bai Ze and the whole capital knows.

The Jinyiwei usually hangs not too far away to protect Xu Yanmiao, with muskets ready to fire bullets at any time. When Xu Yanmiao met the woman, the Jinyiwei not far away had already pointed their muskets at the woman, and would shoot immediately if there was any problem.

Then, they saw that the two sides seemed to chat for a few words, and then Xu Yanmiao began to take off her clothes.

Jinyiwei: "!!!"

Wild sex? ? ?

Is Xu Lang also at this age? Do we need to turn our backs, but what if the woman takes advantage of the two people rolling on the ground and cuts Xu Yanmiao's throat with a knife?

Just when I was struggling, I saw them exchange clothes.

Then, the woman took out her rouge and roughly put on makeup for Xu Yanmiao... Don't say, Xu Lang wore women's clothes and put on rouge and powder, it was really hard to tell whether he was a man or a woman.

Long eyelashes, black and white eyes, and a layer of rouge on his fair face made him look very beautiful.

He had never worn women's clothes before, but he dressed very boldly in a few seconds, and even raised his skirt, shook it in his hand, and muttered: "This thing is almost dragging on the ground, it's really inconvenient to walk."

The fabric was piled up at the knees, revealing the beautifully curved calves and a small part of the skin above.

Not to mention the Jinyi Guards, even the woman felt, "...It's really terrible."

Xu Yanmiao was busy trying to fix her skirt, which made it difficult to walk. She vaguely heard a voice and raised her head in surprise, "Did you say something just now?"

The woman blushed and felt that she had become one of the lustful and lustful clients of the brothel. She quickly responded and said, "We need to find a way out when the villagers come out to look for Before we look for her, I will put on your wedding dress and cover you with a red veil when we return to the village. I am wearing heavy makeup, and they will not be able to tell the difference between the real and the fake unless they remove it. "

Xu Yanmiao immediately grabbed the hem of her skirt with one hand and pulled her to run: "Show the way, let's run faster, the less time we waste, the greater the chance of being rescued!"

Then Xu Yanmiao arrived at the village, changed into her wedding dress, covered her with a red veil, and sat on the bed. The woman wrapped herself in Xu Yanmiao's clothes and ran desperately towards the county town, fearing that she would be late and hurt her benefactor.

The three or five Jinyi Guards were left with numb claws, hiding nearby and muttering.

"What should we do? His Majesty said that we should give Xiao Bai Ze the greatest freedom without endangering his life."

"The main thing is that it's too late to rush out now - when Xiao Bai Ze was chatting with that woman before, we were far away and couldn't hear clearly. We just saw Xiao Bai Ze changed clothes with the other party and walked into the village. Who knew Xiao Bai Ze was here to do this."

"Indeed, if the people in the village are alarmed..."

"Then open fire." One of the Jinyiwei was ruthless: "It's okay if they know about it, but if they try to stop us and attack court officials, they deserve to die!" Another

Jinyiwei was even more cautious: "But you don't know, after you fire the musket, will those people riot or surrender."

It doesn't take too many people, just a few dozen people to riot for them to be overwhelmed. They didn't come here to kill people, their primary goal was to protect Xu Yanmiao.

"Then why don't we knock Xiao Bai Ze out and take him away? As for the villagers who are chasing us, they are looking for that woman, not us."

This suggestion made many people excited.

Another Jinyiwei objected: "We want to protect Xiao Bai Ze's life."

The others were confused: "Aren't we protecting Xiao Bai Ze's life?"

The Jinyiwei said: "You have also seen that Xiao Bai Ze has a kind heart. If he knew that the woman was still dead, would he blame himself for the crime? Would he be depressed all the time? Moreover, even if they don't look for that woman, what if they just pick a woman from the village to deal with? I didn't kill Bo Ren, but Bo Ren died because of me. Can Xiao Bai Ze not feel guilty?"

The Jinyiwei looked at each other.

In fact, they didn't know whether Xu Yanmo would have this mentality, but...what if?

They couldn't afford the risk!

"Then we'll wait until the river god is offered sacrifice to rob her!" A Jinyiwei gritted his teeth, "Then the woman's life won't be endangered. We'll fire a few shots to scare them first, and then find an opportunity to capture those with relatives, and threaten them with their lives, so that the villagers can't get together."

As for why they didn't do it now... it was the same reason, they were afraid that they would randomly take a woman to sacrifice, and they were afraid that Xu Yanmo would feel guilty and depressed.

Just as they made up their minds, they saw a group of villagers rushing into the house, pulling out the "River Goddess" with a hood on her head, pulling her into a sedan chair, and playing gongs and drums to the dry river.

They followed carefully behind them, and fortunately, they were a group of villagers and had no anti-tracking consciousness.

When they arrived at the river, the prefect of Xinghua, who was supposed to be in Xinghua Prefecture to provide disaster relief, actually showed up here, wearing a set of ceremonial dress, which was exquisite and complicated, and looked extremely majestic.

He was responsible for the admonitions of the bride before she got married.

After a long conversation, under the veil, Xu Yanmiao summarized it, which was roughly:

You are just a young prostitute who has not yet married. You were supposed to entertain all kinds of people, spend your youth in a brothel, get sick in your old age, and be lonely and helpless - there is a high probability that you will not even live to old age. But now it is different, you are going to become the bride of the river god, and you are going to enjoy happiness!

The reason why you were chosen is because you are "clean", you have never served anyone, but you know a lot of skills to serve people.

You married the river god and you must serve him well. Your marriage is valuable. It can bring heavy rain to save the people. We will all be grateful for your kindness in the future.

Xu Yanmiao: "..."

【Pooh! 】

【How shameless! 】

*

On the other side.

"What did you say?!"

The Jinyiwei in the yamen looked ugly all of a sudden, and he almost squeezed out the words from his teeth: "Those guys protect people like this?!"

Do you have no attachment to this world?

Do you have resentment towards your own nine clans?

The woman's expression was blank for a moment.

She vaguely guessed: Could it be that the identity of that man... is not ordinary?

The next guess directly verified the woman's thoughts.

There were only two Jinyiwei in the yamen. They directly pulled in local officials and a death row prisoner, and opened fire with a "bang", and smashed the prisoner's head in front of them. The officials present were so scared that their legs went limp, and some even had urinary incontinence.

The Jinyiwei threatened, and then two of them divided the work, one galloped to get the imperial sword to quickly mobilize the troops, and the other hurried to tell the princess and them.

...

"What did you say?!" Princess Wanshou was so anxious that her mouth was sore. She quickly locked the first element based on the Jinyiwei's statement: "I have the military order and the imperial edict here! Immediately mobilize the troops! You, you, you, go and inform the Minister of Justice, the head of the Ministry of Justice, and the Secretary of the Ministry of War."

After naming a few Jinyiwei, Princess Wanshou got up and mobilized the troops.

...

The Minister of Justice heard the news and his face changed: "Xu Lang, you have made me suffer!"

He then became angry: "Damn it! Foolish peasant! How can we trust the river god! If it is really useful, the river will never burst its banks! There will be no drought in the world!"

Thinking of the prefect of Xinghua, he gnashed his teeth and wished he could eat his flesh alive: "Exterminate all nine clans! I will report to Your Majesty! Exterminate all nine clans!"

...

Lian Hang learned about this and, in a rare winter month, he broke out in a sweat. He asked for directions and ran to Tingzhou Prefecture.

...

Liang Rui was the last one to know about this. After hearing the words, he felt a black screen in front of his eyes. He stretched out his hand to hold the wall. After a while, he said: "Hurry up! Send this back to Beijing!"

*

The 34th year of Tiantong, the first day of the new year.

The disaster in Fujian was coming to an end, and the emperor and officials in the capital had a good year.

This year, the snow was falling like flying flowers. At the grand court meeting, the emperor of Daxia smiled and said, "Auspicious snow indicates a good harvest. My dear ministers, today's heavy snow is just like flying flowers all over the sky, which is a good omen given to us by God."

"On this occasion of the new year, I thank you all for your hard work and sincere dedication to the country. Without your joint efforts, today's peace and prosperity would never be achieved. It is because of you dear ministers that Daxia can be stable, prosperous, and the country is peaceful and the people are safe. This situation and this scene, my heart is very comforted..."

Before he finished comforting, a 600-mile express messenger rushed in with an urgent report. This man hadn't taken a bath for several days, and he smelled terrible. But no one blamed him. They just watched him present the urgent report with a heavy heart.

Could it be that the disaster in Fujian had worsened?

Or was there a new disaster somewhere else?

The old emperor thought so at first, but when his eyes came into contact with those few short words, his body was obviously shocked. He stood up from the dragon chair and roared: "What are you doing! Where are the Jinyiwei! Did I send the Jinyiwei to eat a meal?"

The ministers were puzzled.

Until the old emperor roared: "How could Xu Yanmo be tied up by the villagers to sacrifice to the river god!"

All the officials: "?!"

Sweat soaked the official robes in an instant.

"Bang!"

An official fell down with his eyes black, and his forehead hit the ground. Then, as if he didn't feel any pain, he stood up again, shakily: "Exterminate the entire clan! Your Majesty! You must exterminate the entire clan!"

Many officials from Beijing actually responded.

The local officials present swallowed their saliva.

This... Xu Yanmiao, who is he? He got into trouble, and so many people are angry?