Chapter 20 Coca-Cola, one sip for each person!
Jiang Ge raised an eyebrow, looking at Qin Shubao with a half-smile, his tone tinged with a hint of teasing:
"Borrow? Your Tang Dynasty wages haven't even been paid yet, how am I supposed to know you won't renege on your debt?"
Upon hearing this, Qin Shubao immediately became anxious and patted his chest to assure him, "Magistrate Jiang, rest assured! We Tang Dynasty people are the most trustworthy, we would never renege on our debts! Besides, our Emperor is a wise ruler, how could he do such a thing?"
Django was amused by his appearance, waved his hand, and said in a relaxed tone, "Alright, alright, I'll treat you to instant noodles this time, but don't do it again!"
Qin Shubao immediately beamed and nodded repeatedly, "Thank you, Magistrate Jiang! You are such a kind person!"
If modern people knew that simply treating Li Shimin to instant noodles would earn them Qin Shubao's gratitude, countless people would probably be willing to do so.
After all, this was Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin, who in history strived for second place while aiming for third.
Since we've agreed to host a dinner, we can't just invite people from the Tang Dynasty and leave Hei Fu watching enviously from the sidelines.
Since we were going to treat everyone, we naturally invited them all.
Django rarely spends so lavishly, thinking that money is meant to be spent anyway, and that eating it is much better than some kind of god-like special effects.
Besides, special effects are just something that doesn't really matter; they only give you face.
The system's online store has a very wide range of food items; you can find almost anything there.
Django even spotted the spicy snacks he used to eat as a child. Ignoring all that, he immediately ordered five large bags of braised beef noodles. Don't ask why five bags in one big bag; it's more economical that way. Buying them individually isn't as cost-effective as buying a large bag.
Eating instant noodles alone seemed a bit monotonous, so I also bought a bag of ham sausages and a few bottles of cola.
Ham sausage is the perfect match for instant noodles, while cola is the soul of this fast food meal. Only with these two can this instant noodle feast be complete.
This was the first big meal she ever treated Erfeng to.
When instant noodles, sausages, and cola appeared in front of him, Django felt as if he had returned to the modern world.
This lifestyle is a bit too bourgeois; just buying these things cost thirty-seven yuan, which is much more expensive than Heif's watch.
If this salary were given to Qin Shubao and Yuchi Jingde, they probably wouldn't be willing to spend it freely on food. The first thing they would do after receiving their salary would definitely be to buy things that are useful to the people.
Apart from Django, who could recognize all three items, none of them recognized them.
Django had no choice but to introduce them one by one:
"These are sausages." She picked up a bag of well-packaged sausages and tore it open with a flick of her wrist.
One packet of instant noodles and one sausage. There are only five packets of instant noodles left. If the three of them were to take these things back to the Tang or Qin dynasties, they would definitely have to hand them over. They wouldn't be able to eat a single bite themselves.
Jiang Ge handed out one sausage to each person on the spot, and said with a smile, "Let's not wait for the instant noodles at noon, let's try it first." After saying that, she tore open the sausage in her hand, revealing the meat inside.
Taking a bite, Django couldn't help but exclaim, "Delicious! It tastes just like before!"
T^T...
It's been so long since she's had a sausage...
Seeing this, Qin Shubao, Yuchi Jingde, and Hei Fu also couldn't wait to tear open the packaging and take a bite of the sausage.
Qin Shubao's eyes lit up, and he nodded repeatedly: "This tastes absolutely amazing! Magistrate Jiang, your sausages are much better than the dried meat from our Tang Dynasty!"
Hei Fu couldn't help but exclaim, "This sausage is so delicious, it's simply a delicacy!"
Yuchi Jingde, on the other hand, stared expectantly at the instant noodle packet and cola bottle in Jiang Ge's hands, as if they contained the most precious treasures in the world. He rubbed his hands together and couldn't help but ask, "Magistrate Jiang, what's in that bottle? Is it tasty?"
Django smiled and said mysteriously, "This is cola. A great man once said, 'If you want to know what an apple tastes like, you have to taste it yourself.'"
"Let's try it now."
After saying that, he opened a bottle of Coke.
With a "screech".
Bubbles rose and gurgled, and the air carried a sweet scent.
Django looked around the room and saw that there were still teacups on the table; one for each person wouldn't be a problem.
I poured a glass for everyone.
Qin Shubao picked up the cup, looked at the bubbling black liquid, and asked hesitantly, "Magistrate Jiang, is this cola... really safe to drink?"
It looks like it's been given arsenic.
Django smiled and said, "Of course you can drink it, you should try it."
Qin Shubao took a small sip cautiously, and his eyes lit up immediately: "Wow! This taste...it's sweet, and there are bubbles dancing in my mouth, it's amazing!"
Hei Fu also took a sip, a look of surprise on his face: "This cola...it's so delicious! Magistrate Jiang, you're amazing!"
Although Yuchi Jingde didn't say anything, judging from the way he drank the cola one sip after another, he was clearly very satisfied with the drink.
Django only opened one bottle, and the four of them just tasted it.
We need to take the rest back with us.
Servants cannot bring instant noodles, cola, or sausages; they must first place them in the office, hidden under the bed, and wait for someone to discover them.
With the instant noodles delivered, Yuchi Jingde and Qin Shubao were both energized for work.
Although we cannot bring things from the Tang Dynasty, we can take back the things that Django gave us.
The Imperial Palace of the Tang Dynasty.
A flash of white light appeared, and Yuchi Jingde and Qin Shubao appeared between the palaces.
Upon seeing the two figures, Li Shimin could hardly contain himself and hurriedly asked, "Did you bring back any instant noodles?"
He wanted to try instant noodles, but he wanted more than just instant noodles.
What he really wanted to do was test Magistrate Jiang's tolerance for him.
Yuchi Jingde couldn't keep anything to himself, and hurriedly said, "I brought it back. Not only did I bring back instant noodles, but Magistrate Jiang also gave me other good things."
His whole face was smiling.
Good stuff, what good stuff?
Li Shimin couldn't help but wonder, could it be that they bought him high-yield, high-quality seeds?
"Ta-da! Coca-Cola."
Yuchi Jingde pulled out the Coca-Cola bottle like a treasure, revealing a dark brown liquid inside the transparent bottle.
Li Shimin couldn't help but show a look of disgust just by looking at the outer packaging.
"What cola? This looks exactly like the medicinal soup that the imperial physician brewed for me."
The outer packaging looks quite interesting; the transparent shell allows you to clearly see what's inside. I might keep the bottle.
"Get a bowl and some hot water." Unlike Yuchi Jingde, Qin Shubao didn't say much, but directly instructed the servant next to him to do so.
The servant obediently withdrew.
Qin Shubao finally spoke: "Jingde and I not only brought back Coca-Cola, but also ham sausages and instant noodles."
There was more than expected, and Magistrate Jiang was easier to talk to than I had imagined.
As soon as the words were spoken, the breathing in the palace grew heavier.
The difference between humans and gods lies in desires. Gods are without desires and therefore become gods, while humans always have many desires. The smallest desire is about the individual, while Li Shimin had the greatest desire. He hoped that the people would live in peace and prosperity and create a golden age. Only in this way could he live up to the bloodshed of Xuanwu Gate.
The crimson hue of that day often appeared in Li Shimin's dreams, but he was not afraid. He was only afraid that future generations would say with regret, "If Li Jiancheng had succeeded to the throne, he might have done better than Li Shimin."
Not allowed.
Li Shimin would never allow this situation to occur!
Everyone in the world had to be mindful of the emperor's mood, and the historians who recorded history were no exception. They could only portray Li Jiancheng as mediocre, an incompetent and jealous man in their records.
This would demonstrate the correctness of the Xuanwu Gate Incident.
But is that really the case?
Was a mediocre and incompetent person worthy of Li Shimin's consideration as an opponent?
In the early stages of Li Yuan's uprising, Li Jiancheng led his army to capture Xihe County, clearing obstacles for his advance into Guanzhong. Historical records state that he governed his army with "strict discipline and no violation of the law," defeating Liu Heita and stabilizing the situation in Shandong.
During his time as crown prince, Li Jiancheng presided over the defense against the Turkic invasions on several occasions, coordinated military and political affairs on the frontier, and also served as an advisor to Li Yuan in Chang'an, handling daily state affairs.
Li Jiancheng was by no means an ordinary person.
From brothers born of the same mother to irreconcilable enemies, the Xuanwu Gate Incident is a historical moment they both left behind. The difference is that Li Jiancheng left a magnificent stain of blood at Xuanwu Gate with his life, while Li Shimin had already stepped out of Xuanwu Gate to begin his legendary life from General of the Heavenly Strategy to Emperor of a Thousand Ages.
Now...
Li Shimin not only had the help of an immortal, but this immortal was also kind-hearted, so perhaps he could gain even more.
The commotion of the servants did not interrupt Li Shimin's thoughts until the aroma of instant noodles woke him up.
What is this smell?
Unlike any other food I've tasted before, this aroma is exceptionally strong and intense.
I waited for a while.
Yuchi Jingde lifted the lid. Actually, he didn't care how long it had been soaking; he just wanted it to be ready when it felt about right. He had discovered that the instant noodles tasted soft and delicious when soaked for a long time.
If you soak it for a shorter time, it will be chewy and smooth.
It tastes good no matter how you eat it! ^_^
Li Shimin's thoughts were disrupted by the overpowering smell of instant noodles, and he unconsciously picked up his chopsticks and walked over.
He picked up a mouthful of instant noodles with his chopsticks. The noodles were golden and translucent, emitting a rich aroma. He gently blew on them to cool them down before putting them in his mouth.
The moment the noodles entered his mouth, the rich broth and chewy noodles intertwined on his tongue, and Li Shimin's eyes lit up.
"This taste... is truly delicious!" Li Shimin couldn't help but exclaim. "These noodles are chewy, and the broth is rich and flavorful. I have never tasted such refreshing noodles before!" Even the chicken soup that the imperial kitchen has been cooking for a long time is not as delicious as this. I don't know how it was made.
Upon seeing this, Yuchi Jingde and Qin Shubao revealed smug smiles.
Yuchi Jingde quickly said, "Your Majesty, please try this sausage. It's a perfect match with instant noodles!"
Li Shimin nodded, picked up a peeled sausage, and took a bite.
The sausage's outer skin was slightly dry, while the meat inside was tender and juicy, with a subtle meaty aroma that blended perfectly with the instant noodle broth. He couldn't resist taking another bite, nodding repeatedly, "This sausage is truly delicious! I wonder what kind of meat it is?"
It's more fragrant than chicken but doesn't taste like pork.
Qin Shubao added with a smile, "Your Majesty, there's also this cola, please try some."
Li Shimin picked up the bottle, looked at the bubbling black liquid in the glass, and frowned slightly: "This cola... is it really drinkable?"
Yuchi Jingde quickly said, "Your Majesty, rest assured, Brother Qin and I both drank it, and it tastes sweet." As he spoke, his throat bobbed involuntarily.
Damn, how can Coca-Cola be addictive?
Li Shimin took a sip with some skepticism, then his eyes lit up: "This taste... is truly amazing! I feel so refreshed after drinking it!"
He put down his cola, a satisfied smile spreading across his face: "This Magistrate Jiang is truly a sage! Jingde, Shubao, you two have really done a great service this time!"
Yuchi Jingde and Qin Shubao quickly cupped their hands and said, "It is our duty to share Your Majesty's burdens."
Li Shimin waved his hand and laughed, "Alright, no need for formalities. Such delicacies cannot be enjoyed alone. Someone, go and invite the Empress, the Crown Prince, and the princesses over to taste this heavenly cuisine together!"
A short while later, Empress Zhangsun arrived in the hall with Li Chengqian, Li Tai, Li Lizhi, and other children. Seeing Li Shimin's smiling face, Empress Zhangsun couldn't help but ask, "Your Majesty, is there some joyous occasion today?"
"Empress, come and try this! This is a delicacy brought back by Jingde and Shubao from Magistrate Jiang. It tastes excellent!" Li Shimin said with a smile, pointing to the items on the table.
Empress Zhangsun smiled slightly, walked to the table, and looked at the steaming instant noodles, the strange sausages, and the cola, a hint of curiosity flashing in her eyes.
She gently picked up a mouthful of instant noodles, elegantly put it into her mouth, and after savoring it, a look of surprise appeared in her eyes: "These noodles are truly unheard of."
Li Shimin smiled and nodded: "Your Majesty, try this ham sausage and cola again, the taste is even more wonderful."
Empress Zhangsun did as she was told, tasting the ham sausage and cola, and a satisfied smile appeared on her face.
Li Chengqian, Li Tai, and Li Lizhi, who were standing to the side, could no longer contain themselves and stared longingly at the delicious food on the table: "Father..."
Seeing this, Li Shimin smiled and said, "Come, Chengqian, Qingque, and Lizhi, you should also have a taste."
The children cheered and crowded around. Li Chengqian picked up a mouthful of instant noodles and ate it heartily, exclaiming, "Father, these noodles are delicious! Even better than what the chefs in the Imperial Kitchen make!"
Li Tai had a particular fondness for ham sausages. After taking a bite, he nodded repeatedly and said, "This ham sausage is so delicious. Can I eat this ham sausage every day from now on?"
Li Lizhi picked up her teacup, carefully took a sip of cola, and her eyes lit up immediately: "Father, this cola is so delicious! It's like the bubbles bursting in your mouth when you drink it, it's so much fun!"
Laughter and cheerful conversation filled the hall. Li Shimin felt gratified as he watched his family enjoying themselves.
This Magistrate Jiang is truly a wonderful immortal.
He couldn't wait to meet this kind-hearted immortal. His fingers unconsciously rubbed the Coca-Cola bottle, finding even the cool plastic feel novel and interesting.
"If Magistrate Jiang were to recruit me next time, would you be willing to do so as well?"
The moment the thought crossed his mind, he couldn't help but shake his head and chuckle—the mighty Emperor of the Tang Dynasty was acting like a child, eagerly hoping for the favor of an immortal.
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