Chapter 103 All Forum Content: Six Sons-in-Law x Five Marriages to One
A trending post: [Did anyone notice that Lao Long held Ni Han's hand on stage? This man's obsession with being a brother-in-law has reached a new peak.]
[Poster]
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You Han was still singing properly when Long reached out his wicked hand. With some high-definition editing, you should be able to tell that he touched her, right? Tsk tsk tsk, he dares to be so arrogant even with the cameras on. Does this man have to show off to die?
Today, even the chickens are showing off their love (1/1).
There were at least twenty or thirty idols on stage, and hundreds of audience members below. Although they were wearing black suits, their pink rose corsages were speckled with tiny white snowflakes upon closer inspection. I asked myself, what's the difference between this and a wedding? [Makeup and styling photos of Brother Long][Makeup and styling photos of Sister Han]
I've never seen kids so well-matched, and the fact that these two can still look at each other with two hosts between them is just unbelievable. They even laugh as soon as they make eye contact. Everyone knows this guy's threshold for laughter is outrageously low. Sister Kou, how did you catch it too?! Can't you even hold back for a few minutes? What's so funny?!
[Stage Screenshot][Stage Screenshot] Even though it's all blurred out, you can still see someone's grinning from ear to ear. Even after losing, they're still smiling! Your career fans are very disappointed in you! (Heartbroken) This was our chance to win our 21st number one spot on "7 Hours"! Every number one win is a new record for male solo winners, you know? And yet, we stopped here, and you're still grinning like an idiot! (Angry) (Angry)
If anyone doesn't know what it means to have a smile in their eyes, they can learn from Kwon Ji-yong (the terminally ill version of Coldy). [Enlarged image of Ji-yong's expression]
Lumera won't be making a comeback, so she won't be performing "7 Hours" or "Take Me," and she won't even be acting in it anymore. I guessed that the sweet love song "Take Me" would definitely come back.
And I recently discovered that the song "Take Me" has a line that goes, "On a starlit night, my heart is pounding," and the song "Good Day 2025" that was assigned to Lumera has a line that goes, "The starlight smiles gently, swaying slightly, please open the window of your heart." These two lines of lyrics seem to have a similar feel to each other, as if they are echoing each other.
It can't be a coincidence for the producer, Quan, who oversaw the entire song's arrangement and production, right? This guy has an amazing sense of style!
Have you ever seen a brother-in-law who spends all his time thinking about how to get closer to his girlfriend through work? Have you ever seen a brother-in-law who effortlessly creates two god-level stages that fans watch countless times while showing off his love for his girlfriend? Have you ever seen an idol whose solo fans simultaneously criticize him for being "too love-obsessed" and watch his new stage performance with great interest? Have you ever seen an idol who treats music show stages as new date spots?! This is outrageous!
Never clarifying because it's all true; never playing dead; wishing he could announce to the whole world, "I am Coldy's man"; K-pop bachelor becomes K-pop's strongest son-in-law; one of the six sons-in-law & one of the six best; G-Dragon is here!
In conclusion, we want K-pop brother-in-law Young-il! Whether it's Han Young-il, Jung Young-il, or Se Young-il, zero people can beat this guy when it comes to being a brother-in-law. They'd better get out of here (thumbs up).
【1L】
The original poster asked ten questions, and the chicken should get lost. @GDRAGON_OFFICIAL, I'll answer them myself.
【2L】
I can't answer. This indifferent man hasn't been on Weibo for ages. Tag @CCColdy and bring your husband back to Weibo to manage your ten million+ followers, okay? I miss the lively, vibrant Xiao Quan from before…
【3L】
The part about the male solo player is absolutely hilarious! The poster is such a good actor (thumbs up). I suspect you're in Versailles and I have evidence.
[Poster]
Heaven and earth bear witness, I truly wanted "7 Hours" to achieve even greater success. Back then, fans were blind to the power of "If You," but now Han Han has finally woken up and is worshipping Lao Long's sad ballads.
When the two lead singles from "Superman"'s new album came out, I thought Koreans would prefer upbeat, energetic party music like "Rabbit White," but I didn't expect it to top the charts for seven hours. Dragon's production of love songs is still too authoritative.
【5L】
In reality, anyone can say that Chinese fans are the ones putting in the most effort in the voting, while Korean fans only know how to exclude Chinese fans. When it comes to data manipulation, they'll just disappear on the spot.
【6L】
Poster, you're such a hater! (Just kidding) My Dragon has already done twenty number one hits solo for N groups, okay? There are only a handful of groups in K-pop history to have twenty number one hits!
【5L】
A quick scroll through the records reveals a huge number of Lumera tracks. For Lumera, twenty number one hits are practically standard practice. Aside from "Waves," their subsequent album title tracks should all have around twenty number one hits, right? Girl groups are so popular; if it weren't for "7 Hours," our "Crazy Kingdom" would definitely have dominated the charts too!
【6L】
If it weren't for "Crazy Kingdom," could our "Snow Nails" and "Home Sweet Home" have achieved even greater success?!
【7L】
This is hilarious! Why did they suddenly start fighting? Stop fighting! Long Han has already fought for you in bed! It's all because this young couple is too popular; there's no room for anyone else to live! What are we going to do?!
【8L】
OP, can you please stop being so funny? I'm laughing so hard I could die... This sixth-generation newcomer, Kwon Ji-yong, dares to swagger over his fans after only half a year since his debut! It's just too much! You guys should unfollow him now so I can snatch his tour tickets all by myself.
【9L】
Oh dear, I was so excited during my live stream that I didn't even notice the two of them holding hands. I was only focused on them singing a duet as if no one else was around.
Please watch—[video]
There's a dragon secretly singing along to "Featherweight"! Its lip movements match the lyrics perfectly, and its mouth moves very nimbly!
I can't imagine how many times this guy has listened to it in private. Is he the kind of person who only listens to Coldycut? If you're so good, sing it out loud and release a cover!
This is too much of a provocation to the fans! I'm going to deliver a wreath to the WK1 building! (fiercely) The colorful kind!
【10L】
Hahaha, isn't this something used for Korean weddings? Such cunning CP fans! The more they dig, the more familiar faces appear. I've been smiling like a doting aunt all day; if I keep laughing, I'm going to get cramps. This couple owes me my medical bills!
Actually, when I saw the interview today, I was shocked when Nurse appeared. I never expected him to show up so suddenly and without warning. Can anyone understand me?
I felt like when we talked about each other on variety shows before, we were mostly in front of fans, and it felt like we were being sweet and intimate at home. But meeting on a music show, especially one hosted by Han Jie, felt like we were running into the street and shouting to strangers, "Look how much we love each other!" I'm a little embarrassed now...
【11L】
It's okay, don't be ashamed, learn from the big shots' big hearts! This couple is the kind that even casual viewers would secretly admire. I saw many people with zero followers on my homepage laughing under the clips. Several interview clips with millions of likes on Douyin were posted by both fans and marketing accounts, making the marketing accounts rake in the hype again.
【12L】
Old Long really shocked me. I thought he and Juanlian were just playing around, and that showing off their relationship would surely lead to a quick breakup. I never expected that their love would still be so strong and tender. Even playboys and womanizers can reform themselves, does Juanlian have that much charm? After looking at Juanlian's stunning looks for a while, they're just average, a bit like Cha Eun-woo—a flower without fragrance.
【13L】
Uh...is this funny? You've really messed with Long Han. What gave you this ridiculous sense of humor with comments like "Coldy's looks are average," "Coldy is a flower without fragrance," and "GD is a playboy"? Long Han hasn't dated in years, and each relationship he's had lasted a long time. Doesn't that prove he's not a playboy? He's a very affectionate person, okay? The playboy part should be someone else, right?
If you want to criticize Kodi, go ahead and talk to my 100 million+ fans! Kodi's first batch of fans were all fans of her looks, and the die-hard fans later relied on her hard skills to create countless hit songs. If that's not enough, then everyone else in K-pop can just be buried.
But our GC is still too authoritative; even their haters acknowledge their affection!
【14L】
Six chuckles made me want to pound the bed; we weren't that much of a burden, were we? Although Coldy wrote "Three Times and Five Times" for GD, GD also brought Coldy a lot of benefits, okay? This BMW endorsement wouldn't have been secured so early without GD; the title of GD's girlfriend is still very attractive to luxury brands.
【15L】
Alright, five women marrying one husband × six women marrying one husband, I'm definitely shipping this couple.
【16L】
No way! If we're going to have a son-in-law, it has to be one of two sons. The older generation will never admit defeat!
【17L】
I'm laughing so hard! Isn't this just mutual pampering? How can you put it so harshly? And I genuinely thought your two performances today were really good; you really put your heart into it, it makes all the difference.
【18L】
It was really good. You could tell from the screams of the fans in the audience. They were screaming like crazy. The fancam version was even clearer. And this was without any prior notice. Our CP fans have already grown to a pretty huge number.
The way she danced to "Take Me" was absolutely amazing! According to the girls at the scene, they seemed to have seen Sister Han watching from the audience. It was a truly effective way to set the stage (thumbs up!).
"7 Hours" is so relatable. If you don't use any references, the song is really sad. The man in the black suit has a widow's feel to him at a funeral. I love it!
【19L】
Is it a wedding or a funeral? Give me a precise definition!
【20L】
There's no obligation to do that! But if I had to say, it would definitely be the wedding!
And... now I know why we GC fans ate so well this April! Isn't our long-distance relationship starting in May? Han Jie's popular idol can't possibly be flying around with you, Long. Turns out he made sure we were well-fed beforehand to sustain our hunger for the next few months. Seriously, I'm going to cry.
【19L】
Speaking of which, has anyone tried the coffee that Han Jie is currently endorsing? I'm quite curious. A few days ago, when "Business Trip Fifteen Nights" aired, didn't Long post on Instagram showing off the coffee his wife brought him? He even added several selfies before it, all for the sake of that plate of vinegar-filled dumplings.
【20L】
Little Han Liuzi is here, and it's so bitter it's making me question my existence... I don't recommend trying it if you can't handle espresso. That Instagram post is really funny because there's a selfie in an elevator. As we all know, that elevator is where Yong-ho lived in Hannam-dong. The couple doesn't live there anymore, but they went back to their old apartment to take a selfie just to show off a cup of coffee. I don't understand this move.
【21L】
Huh? I can't accept it. It's something you, Long, would do. It's kind of silly.
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Author's note: The power bank cable I just bought seems to be broken as soon as I boarded the plane. So unlucky...
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