Chapter 40 The Second Uncle's Tractor



Xu Yanyu first found the video that the audience member mentioned and watched it with everyone.

A girl wearing a pale yellow, tight-fitting long dress, with pink lips and fluffy hair appeared in the video.

This is Chu Lina herself, known in the entertainment industry as the goddess of atmosphere, a beauty with a first love face, and a goddess of pure desire...

Anyway, it's a name that can be scrubbed clean. Hongsen Entertainment used a steel wool pad to scrub it as hard as they could, and even scrubbed Chu Lina's face.

In the video, Chu Lina pouted and spoke in a strained, double-tongued voice.

"Everyone keeps asking me if I'm Sexy Xiaoqiang, so I'll play a game with you all and sing you a song."

The song is called "Jiao," listen to it carefully. Finally, whether Chu Chu is a sexy strongwoman is up to you to decide!

Then Chulina stood up straight, thrusting her hips forward and swaying her pelvis, humming softly...

The singing was like birds seeking pleasure, and the panting was like the neglected tractor at Uncle Erda's house.

Oh, sorry, I've insulted Uncle Er's tractor.

It's worth mentioning that the lyrics are also very fitting, and the style perfectly matches Chulina's.

"Brother, don't go, let me hold your hand."

"I love you so much, come here, come here."

...

Xu Yanyu shook her head; losing to this guy was the greatest shame of her life!

Xu Yanyu couldn't hear the end at all.

Click the "X" to exit, and then click another one so that it won't be recommended again.

The entire process was seamless and smooth.

After finishing this, Xu Yanyu stared at the live stream room, speechless for a long time.

[Yan Yu, that's her, she stole the lead role in your fantasy drama.]

【Yan Yu, I watched your tall building rise, and then I watched it collapse.】

Now I've waited until you built another mound of dirt. You'd better step up your game and get past this.

[Haha, go ahead and laugh! Why did you stop? Are you just naturally averse to laughter? Your rival has even ventured into the music industry.]

[Yan Yu, what do you think?]

...

Xu Yanyu sighed and continued, "What do you think? I'll record a similar video later, can you guys help me get it trending?"

The viewers in the live stream will definitely laugh and say yes, but it's actually completely useless.

Xu Yanyu had already seen through their lies and continued to look down at her phone.

Are people really not picky anymore these days?

"Seriously, I think even my yawn sounds better than her singing!"

As Xu Yanyu spoke, she opened the comments section of the video.

Below, all the comments were full of praise.

"Chuchu, I never knew you were so shrewd."

"I knew you were Sexy Xiaoqiang a long time ago; you're both from S City."

"You sang this song so well, it really captured the deep, soulful feeling of a sexy cockroach."

"An original song! Another amazing original song."

"Sexy Teacher Xiaoqiang, I've finally found the base camp."

...

Xu Yanyu's mouth twitched as she read the rest.

This year's audience is so unlucky, they haven't had any good food.

She decided that on the next "Masked Singer" stage, she would broaden these people's horizons.

However, after reading the comments, Xu Yanyu even felt that her judgment was flawed.

With a look of confusion and bewilderment, she looked at the live stream camera and asked, "Do you think she really sings very well?"

[Actually, it's not bad. The song is called "Jiao" (娇), and it's sung quite charmingly and alluringly.]

She found the track that suited her.

[I just hate her flirtatious, borderline sexy act; it's so tacky. As for the song, it's so-so, better than many singers.]

[It's definitely not as good as Yan Yu's singing. Yan Yu, you should cover this song, and then cover "If You Don't Love Me, Go Die"...]

Xu Yanyu raised her hand to wipe her sweat. How come these cover song enthusiasts are so good at finding opportunities to sing?

If she were really that good at singing, would she need to be urged by this cover artist?

She could sing so well that this cover artist would be hiding under the covers, trembling with fear!

It's not that she's incapable.

But Xu Yanyu would never say she couldn't do it. She raised her head and puffed out her chest, saying, "Remember, I'm the sexy cockroach."

Haha, your way of wiping is much more interesting.

We'll use a firm, direct approach, not the soft, gentle kind.

[Sigh, when will the next episode of "Masked Singer" be filmed? I really want to hear Sexy Xiaoqiang's songs.]

[It seems to have been recorded on Wednesday afternoon at S Stage.]

[Yan Yu, are you still going live on Wednesday afternoon?]

Without hesitation, Xu Yanyu said, "We're not broadcasting it!"

Haha, where are you going?

[If you don't do live streaming, you don't have any other job right now.]

Xu Yanyu stretched out a hand mysteriously and said, "Guess?"

Haha, you're not going to tell us you're going to record a show, are you?

My source of joy disappears when you don't stream.

Don't listen to her nonsense. She's just trying to amuse us in different ways. She'll definitely be doing a live stream on Wednesday.

Remember to do a cover song when you have time.

It's another cover song enthusiast! This live stream can't continue.

Xu Yanyu covered her face and said, "That's all for now. I've been streaming for quite a while, so I'm going offline now."

【Don't rain! It's Friday, we don't have to work tomorrow.】

【Wait a minute, we were just having a good time chatting. The show's over, there's nothing else to watch, why are you ending the broadcast so early?】

[How cruel! I'm sending you a gift, do you want to stay on stream a little longer?]

Xu Yanyu ignored the viewers' attempts to persuade her to stay and ended the broadcast abruptly.

What she didn't know was that Wei Li was terrified because she had left a message saying she wouldn't be live-streaming on Wednesday.

After ending her broadcast, Xu Yanyu didn't even drink a sip of water before making a phone call.

She was in a hurry to end the broadcast just now because the production team called again.

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