Chapter 360: Su Yang Show Season 2: Return of the King
"Speaking of summer vacation, I suddenly remembered my childhood. When I was a child, I was the source of chaos in our class. I loved talking to classmates during class and liked to be naughty. So the teacher always thought that I was the one causing chaos in the class. Often, the teacher would write on the blackboard, and when our class became chaotic, the teacher would shout without even turning his head: Su Yang, get out, and then the class would magically return to normal. One time, during class, the teacher was writing on the blackboard, and the class was in chaos. The teacher shouted without even turning his head: Su Yang, get out. I was so angry at the time that I kicked the door and went in, angrily saying to the teacher: Teacher, I'm standing outside."
Su Yang shared the story humorously, and the audience burst into laughter as soon as he said this, and the audience watching the show also laughed.
"Hahaha, Brother Yang still feels aggrieved..."
"I'm not wronged. It's really not me this time. If it were me, I would also feel wronged..."
"Why not you? It's you. These students must have learned bad things from you..."
"Hahaha……"
The barrage section was very lively, still the same old formula, still the same old flavor. Su Yang's jokes came out of his mouth without hesitation.
"Actually, a lot of times, when it comes to school memories, bad kids tend to have more fond memories. If you don't believe me, just look at yourself and the people around you. If it's a class reunion, a group of bad kids will get together and discuss their school days. There will definitely be a lot of topics to talk about. They will reminisce about how they used to make trouble together and play together. Except for studying, everything else is beautiful. It's different for those who study well. Their memories are very monotonous, because their school life was just studying, studying, and studying..."
Su Yang teased, and this made many people smile. Isn't it true? Many students who don't study well, but when they recall their student days, there are really many wonderful things. Although it delayed their studies, it was also a wonderful experience in life.
As adults, we carry so many fond memories from our student days. Back in school, we always complained about how tiring and hard life was, vowing that once we left campus, we'd never go back. But once we finally entered the workforce, we yearned for that simple, carefree age. Ultimately, it's because we're under so much pressure in this society. After graduation, we have to consider housing, cars, money, rising wages, marriage, raising a family, and so on..."
"Actually, this is how the world is. We only miss things after we've lost them. We think things we can't have are beautiful. As we grow older, our words become increasingly insincere. Actually, many things we say can't be trusted. Everyone says money is evil, yet everyone tries to get it. They say beautiful women are a curse, yet everyone wants them. They say it's lonely at the top, yet everyone tries to climb. They say smoking and drinking are bad for the body, yet no one wants to quit. They say heaven is the best, yet no one wants to go..."
Su Yang said with a smile, which made many people feel particularly heartbroken. Yes, life seems to be like this.
"Speaking of making money, I remembered the ugly thing our Director Zhang did a few days ago. Isn't it our Su Yangxiu's good grades? Director Zhang also received a lot of bonuses, so he thought that now that he has money, why not go look at houses? Look, he is not young anymore. Although he is only in his early thirties, he looks mature. His own conditions are not that good to begin with, right? He finally found a girlfriend, what should he do if he wants to get married? You at least have a house and a car, right? So Director Zhang went to look at houses a while ago and left his phone number with the salesperson."
Su Yang continued to tell the story seriously, and everyone listened attentively.
"In this day and age, if you give your phone number to one real estate agent, it's like giving it to everyone. So Director Zhang's phone has been bombarded with calls these past few days. These salespeople start by asking, 'Sir, are you considering buying a house?'"
"And you know how patient these salespeople are. They call in the morning, at noon, in the afternoon, and at night, sometimes even at 2 a.m. Our Director Zhang is really about to be driven crazy by these salespeople. Last night, Director Zhang received another call, and the person on the other end asked, 'Hey, are you considering buying a house?'"
Su Yang imitated the other person's voice, and his imitation was very vivid. Everyone watched very attentively.
"Director Zhang got furious when he heard that. Even an angry rabbit bites, right? Even if our Director Zhang doesn't bite, he can at least curse. So our Director Zhang started cursing into the phone: Buy, buy, buy, I'll buy your grandma's head. I'm telling you, I'll never buy a house in my lifetime, got it? I'll never buy a house in my lifetime. After yelling, Director Zhang hung up the phone, feeling so relieved."
At this point, Su Yang smiled slightly. Everyone was also stunned. That was it.
"But this morning, our Director Zhang got some important news. The person who called was his girlfriend's father. I heard that after the old man hung up the phone yesterday, he was so angry that he was sent to the hospital."
Su Yang spoke very seriously, and inside the apartment, the two sisters who were watching the show intently burst out laughing.
"Hahahaha, I knew it..."
“It still tastes the same…”
"I like it, I'm so happy..."
"Watching this show, you can't drink water or eat anything..."
"Sooner or later, I'll die of laughter from Brother Yang's mouth..."
Familiar recipe, familiar flavor. "Su Yang Show" continues. Just like the first season, it's still hilarious. Meanwhile, Su Yang's hosting style is more mature, humorous, and charming than in the first season. The overall quality is better than the first season, making it even more enjoyable to watch.
"Speaking of women, sometimes a woman's words can directly break a man's heart. Do you know what words women say that hurt men the most?"
Su Yang asked with a smile on the show.
"have no idea……"
The audience below answered in unison.
"I've summarized it briefly. The third place answer is: I know you because I want to know your friends."
As soon as this answer came out, countless men in the audience were heartbroken. "Fuck, this is so heartbreaking." This was truly heartbreaking.
"The runner-up's answer: We were just joking, you took it seriously."
A more heartbreaking answer came out, and the barrage of comments became completely lively.
"The winning answer: The man asked her if she had ever loved him. The woman said, to be honest, she had never loved him."
After Su Yang finished speaking, the barrage of comments became wildly lively.
"Why do I feel that the first one is heartbreaking? The runner-up and the champion, at least they are together."
"It's the saddest when we're together, because we've invested so much love..."
“Aren’t there four answers?”
“Yes, what is the fourth answer?”
Su Yang on the stage paused, looked at the curious audience below, and smiled slightly.
"The last one is the Best Special Award, and the answer is just four words: Are you in?"
At this moment, Su Yang playfully imitated a female voice. There was a hint of seduction in the voice. Hearing this, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then there were some cool "eh" sounds from the audience.
"Fuck, Brother Yang's car caught me off guard!"
"Open the door, open the door. This is not the car to go to the kindergarten."
"Fuck, I immediately understood if there was any hope."
"Those who understand it immediately have experienced it themselves, right?"
"I've never experienced this before. My wife told me to be gentle..."
"Haha, it's really fun upstairs. I don't believe your hands can talk..."
"Fuck, Brother Yang really is a seasoned driver..."
"I knew it. When did this bastard become so pure..."
The first episode of the second season of "Su Yang Show" has officially aired, and Yanjing TV is also keeping a close eye on the ratings.
Seeing the stable ratings, Wang Xu and Director Wu both laughed.
It's crazy, too crazy. As soon as it started airing, the ratings broke 4.0. This appeal is too strong. Looking at the ratings graph, it's a completely straight line. It's stable at around 4.2.
Let’s take a look at the programs on Mango TV. The ratings have just broken 2.
It's been a disaster. It's once again been a disaster for other TV stations. "Su Yang Show" is really too violent. The high quality coupled with Su Yang's super strong appeal has made the ratings too stable.
The summer vacation season is off to a good start.
On Penguin, the number of paid on-demand videos is also increasing rapidly. Some netizens, even if they have something to do at home, are too lazy to watch the live broadcast because it is too complicated to watch live broadcasts on many TVs nowadays.
Most netizens prefer to watch the show on their phones or computers. Plus, it's not expensive at just two yuan, there are no ads after watching it on demand, and you can interact with everyone, which is really cool.
With this mentality, the data of paid on-demand viewing continues to soar.
The show continued, and before we knew it, it had come to an end.
"Okay, it's almost time to wrap up today's show. Today we talked a lot about our school days. We also reminisced about that era and the friends and people from that time. Finally, I'll sing a song for everyone, and also for my classmates and buddies from school..."
Su Yang said with a smile, which made the people watching the show excited again. Song, another song, is it a new song?
When the melody sounded, everyone was sure that it was a new song.
The MV also started playing on the big screen, and then the name of the song also appeared in the program.
Su Yang carried the guitar, strummed it softly, and sang while looking at the audience.
"My brother who sleeps on the upper bunk, you are silent. The questions you once asked me, no one asks them anymore..."
"Brother who gave me cigarettes, who gave me happy memories, you always can't guess the coin in my hand, shaking your head and saying it's too mysterious..."
Su Yang's deep voice begins, and the music video recounts campus stories. The joys of college, of doing silly things together in the dorm. Watching this music video, many people's memories are drawn back to their student days, their own school days, when they also had this group of brothers.
"Your letters are becoming more and more polite. You never mention love. You said you have many friends now, but you no longer worry about those things..."
Before we knew it, we all went our separate ways after graduation. Life became increasingly difficult, and the brothers we once were, we kept in touch less and less, our feelings for each other slowly fading. Listening to this song, watching the music video, reading the lyrics, and thinking about ourselves, many sentimental people couldn't help but tear up.
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