Chapter 238 The Strongest Joke Teller: The Birth of the Dirty Demon King
"Su Yang Show" officially began. After a brief self-introduction, the camera turned and Su Yang began to introduce the guests.
"Yu Zimei, Teacher Yu, we can be said to have known each other for a long time. Some of you may know that Teacher Yu was my wife's musical enlightenment teacher. So this time, I had the nerve to ask my wife to call and invite her here. Teacher Yu is also one of the few artists in the circle who dares to come and join my show. Everyone, please welcome her with applause..."
The first person to be introduced was Yu Zimei. Su Yang's funny words made Yu Zimei burst into laughter. Under the camera, Yu Zimei waved and said hello to everyone.
"The second guest is Wang Yunze, our Brother Ze. Many people know him, right? He's a legitimate second-generation rich kid, his family is wealthy, and he's loved food since he was little. His family is well-off, so sometimes he'd even fly abroad just for a good meal. He's so chic."
Su Yang began to introduce Wang Yunze, and Wang Yunze looked at Su Yang sitting there with a smile.
"A few days ago, Ze went to Spain for a trip. When in Spain, you have to see the famous Spanish entertainment activity, bullfighting, which is a Spanish specialty. So Ze went to a very famous bullring, bought a ticket and went in. After watching a wonderful bullfight, Ze discovered that after the bullfighter wins, he will directly stab the bull's heart with his sword to kill it directly, to declare his strength. This may be a ritual."
Su Yang told the story with a smile on his face, and everyone listened to the story with curiosity. Su Yang was very serious and told the story in a casual manner, just like a chat between friends.
"After the bullfight, Brother Ze felt hungry, so he looked for something to eat. He happened to see a restaurant right next to the bullring, so he walked right into the restaurant to have his meal. Coincidentally, the waiter was a Chinese student, and he was so friendly when he saw Brother Ze. Fellow countrymen meet, and tears well up in their eyes. It was so exciting to see a compatriot from a foreign country. The waiter said to Brother Ze: The beef here is the freshest. It's all from the bulls that lost the fight at the bullring that day, freshly killed, so it's especially fresh. Hearing this, Brother Ze smiled. We Chinese people always pay attention to freshness in everything we eat, especially for a gourmet like Brother Ze. So he ordered a steak and tried it. It was really good, really fresh. Mm, it smelled really good."
At this point, Su Yang directly imitated Wang Yunze's voice, which made everyone laugh again. Many people knew about Ze Ge's true fragrance law. Wang Yunze also looked at Su Yang and laughed foolishly.
"When Ze Ge was halfway through eating his steak, he suddenly saw a customer at the table next to him order a strange and large piece of meat. Ze Ge asked the waiter: "Hey, what did the customer at the table next to him order?" The waiter looked at Ze Ge and whispered: "The customer at the table next to him ordered something from the cow. It's fresh. It's from the bull that was killed by the bullfighter today." Hearing this, Ze Ge's eyes lit up. What you eat replenishes what you gain. He had never eaten this Spanish bullfighting meat before. Ze Ge also wanted to try it, so he told the waiter that he wanted to order one too. The waiter said that a cow died here every day, and there was only one of this thing every day. He didn't have it today. I can’t order it, but you can come tomorrow. I’ll tell the boss in advance and save it for you. Brother Ze thought about it and decided to come the next day. After all, it’s not easy to come here, and he has to try it anyway. The next day, Brother Ze arrived early. When the waiter saw Brother Ze, he brought the freshly prepared dishes to him. After a few bites, Brother Ze suddenly felt unhappy and asked the waiter, “My fellow countryman, your restaurant is not honest! Today’s is not comparable to yesterday’s. Yesterday’s customer ordered a lot of food, and it was fat and big. What is this today? It’s so small. Is it a calf?”
Su Yang imitated Wang Yunze's voice and made pointing gestures, which made everyone laugh again.
"The waiter looked at Brother Ze and said, 'My fellow countryman, I'm sorry, the bullfighters lost today.'"
Su Yang imitated the waiter's tone and said this. When he said this, the audience laughed like crazy, and Wang Yunze almost fell down laughing.
In the living room, several girls were almost choked to death.
"Fuck, damn, I almost choked to death..."
"Damn it, oh filthy demon king, I was listening very carefully..."
"Brother Yang, you have changed..."
"I'm so happy, damn..."
"The bullfighter lost, damn..."
"Hey, why are you laughing? Why don't I understand..."
"Upstairs, don't pretend to be innocent..."
"Let me go, I want to get off the bus, this isn't the way to kindergarten..."
The comments were all over the place. Damn, who would have thought that Su Yang, that bastard, would actually drive so seriously? This is simply the King of Filthy Monsters, driving so unexpectedly.
"Brother Ze, as a non-professional chef, I can tell you responsibly that it doesn't make sense to assume you'll get what you eat. Unless you eat it raw, Brother Ze, next time you go to Spain, ask first."
Su Yang said with a smile, and the crowd went wild with laughter again. Wang Yunze was teased by Su Yang so much that he wanted to find a hole to crawl into. Damn, this is so embarrassing.
"Okay, the third guest is Su Donghai, also known as Hai Ye or Hai Ge. He's currently being praised online as the man at the top of the food chain. Some even say he's the man with priority in mate rights. He's got strong limbs and a smart mind. Hai Ge and I have known each other for a long time. We've been friends since childhood, and although he's a few years older than me, I've been smart since I was a child, and my IQ is mature for my age, so we still have a lot in common."
Su Yang joked, which made netizens laugh again. "Nimma, you bastard, not only do you find ways to boast about your intelligence, but you also insult Hai Ye by saying he has a low IQ."
"Brother Hai is an adventurous person. He's been curious about a lot of things since he was a kid. And his curiosity comes from a very unique perspective. For example, when we were kids, we went to the mountains to play and found a huge hornet's nest. Kids are naughty, and when they see a hornet's nest, they sometimes can't help but throw stones at it or poke it with sticks. I'm sure many of us have done such foolish things."
Su Yang said with a smile, and many people at the scene couldn't help laughing.
"Hahaha, I've actually done this before. I screamed when I was stung by a wasp..."
"When I was little, my friends and I would poke a hornet's nest together, and then we would all go home crying..."
"We take down the beehives, find the pupae, and fry them at home. They are so delicious..."
"I did it when I was a kid. Thinking about it, it's really stupid..."
Everyone continued to discuss in the barrage. At this moment, everyone was watching the show curiously, curious about how curious Brother Hai was.
"But Hai Ge didn't play like that. He was curious, so he climbed a big tree. He found a suitable angle and urinated into a wasp's nest. Wow, it was so lively. From then on, Hai Ge developed a strange disease: a fear of buzzing. Whenever it sounded, he had a psychological trauma. It's like the saying, once stung by a bee, always afraid of buzzing. One time, the two of us went out to play and walked around for a long time, then went to the bathroom together. I was relieving myself when my phone suddenly rang. I like to set my phone to vibrate, so when the call came, Hai Ge's phone stopped abruptly. So here, I want to say something to Hai Ge's future girlfriend: Never set your phone to vibrate at home, especially at night..."
As soon as this was said, many people couldn't help but cover their eyes again, and said, "Fuck, is this a talk show or a joke show? You are full of dirty jokes."
Su Donghai couldn't help shaking his head when he was teased. This bastard has such a mean mouth.
"It's just a joke, Brother Hai doesn't have that problem. So, if there are any single ladies who are interested in Brother Hai, please tell me. Brother Hai, you are already 30 years old, it's time to get married. Don't call yourself a single dog all day long. A dog would have died by your age."
This sentence made everyone happy again.
"Okay, last one. Many people may not be familiar with him. I'll give you a brief introduction. It's okay if you can't remember him. Just pretend he doesn't exist. Qin Shumo, my brother-in-law. We really couldn't find a guest, so we pulled him over to fill in."
Su Yang said with a smile, and everyone laughed. Many netizens who watched the show were also impressed when they saw Qin Shumo. Today, Qin Shumo was dressed very handsomely, and he was completely a little brother, but he didn't wear any makeup. He just looked handsome, but not effeminate.
"My brother-in-law is a guy. He has lived in Yanjing since he was a child. He has been spoiled and has never seen the world. Sometimes he does things very foolishly. Some time ago, he went back to our village with me to play. There is a fool in our village. Some time ago, he went to the county town and saw a man selling coconuts. He asked the boss what they were. The boss saw that he was a little silly and probably wanted to tease him. He said to him: This is an egg, an elephant egg, which can hatch an elephant. Who knew that the fool believed it and insisted on buying one to take home and hatch an elephant. After returning home, the fool put the coconut on his lower abdomen all day long. It's warm. My brother-in-law went back to see him last time and asked him why he wasn't out playing. He said he was hatching elephant eggs. My brother-in-law was very surprised. Aren't elephants born alive? How could they have eggs? He asked if he could take a look. The fool was no longer stupid. He shook his head and said, "No, it will run away if I turn on the heat. I can't turn it on." My brother-in-law said, "Then I can touch it, right?" So he put his hand in and suddenly shouted to me, "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, it really is true. I touched the baby elephant's trunk."
Su Yang's words were so vivid and witty, as if they were real. But the last sentence sent the audience into a state of laughter again. Even Yu Zimei couldn't help but cover her mouth with her hands. Wang Yunze's laughter was even more exaggerated, and the audience below burst into laughter.
"Fuck, I want to get off, it's too fucking dirty..."
"I'm so happy..."
"Nima, I can't look directly at the elephant..."
"I can't even look at a coconut anymore..."
"I can't even look at my phone when it vibrates..."
"Dirty Demon King, damn it, Brother Yang is so fucking dirty..."
"Brother Yang, you are so dirty, does Sister Shuyao know?"
"Fuck, Brother Yang, your personality has collapsed. Where is your positive energy?"
"Fuck, I'm going to die laughing on this show sooner or later..."
The barrage of comments went viral, and the girls in the room were laughing so hard that they were falling over. It was so joyful and funny.
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