Chapter 383 Awards Ceremony (1/2)



Chapter 383 Awards Ceremony

"Senior Pete also..."

Fitch was almost unable to exhale: "I'm not mistaken, that was Senior Pete just now, why was he sent to the hospital?"

He wanted to let out the anger in his heart, but he couldn't swallow it no matter how hard he tried.

Then, someone released the Compendium of Materia Medica again.

If Hua Tuo were alive, all the Chongyangs would be cured...

It’s the patient next to him.

"This Compendium of Materia Medica is really awesome. I always feel like it is a curse to those stupid foreigners and those who said the moon is rounder in other countries." The patient glared at Fitch and said, "What are you looking at? You stupid foreigner, if you keep looking at me, I will beat you to a cripple."

Fitch was so angry that he couldn't find a reason to attack Compendium of Materia Medica. Then his eyes rolled back and he fainted.

The patient was confused: "What's going on? I just scolded you, don't try to blackmail me! Nurse, nurse, there's a foreigner fainted here!"

The Internet is in chaos at the moment.

Because of Lin Shiyi's ten traditional Chinese songs, the servers of many websites were paralyzed.

The boss of P Station said: "Fuck, why is our website server down again? Are those people in the maintenance department sick? We paid them such high salaries, but they failed at the critical moment!"

The vice president replied awkwardly: "Chairman, it's not the fault of the technicians in the maintenance department, they also rushed to repair it, but Teacher Lin's appeal and popularity are too high, reaching an unprecedented height, and with the official media's publicity, Teacher Lin now accounts for 99% of the topics on our website, with millions of comments and tens of thousands of posts every minute..."

"So many?" The chairman was surprised: "Although I have listened to those ten traditional Chinese songs... Never mind, it's not the fault of the maintenance department, I can only say that Xiaolin is a YYDS!"

Online, netizens went completely crazy:

"Ahhh, I have nowhere else to brag about."

"Fuck, P Station is down, and now all nine major forums are down. Can you guys slow down a bit, you crazy people? Just let me post even one post!"

"Oh my god, the server of Withering's official website has crashed again, and the official media has not yet repaired it. What should I do?"

"What else can we do? We can only say that Xiao Lin is too strong. Who would have thought that he could write Chinese style music, and he wrote ten masterpieces at once, which almost raised the level of Chinese style music."

"After listening to the song "Compendium of Materia Medica", I felt that I didn't understand it the first time. That's it? The first time, I had a cold sweat. The third time, I felt like a ghost. The fourth time... Xiao Lin's YYDS. The fifth time, WTF, this song is awesome!"

"The words in Compendium of Materia Medica are so brilliant that they are even ahead of their time in music. They satirize those who worship foreign things and fawn on foreigners incisively and vividly."

"Luckily I didn't say the moon is rounder abroad, otherwise I would feel ashamed when I heard this song."

"Isn't "Rice Fragrance" awesome?"

"Seven Fragrances" YYDS, no room for rebuttal!"

"Huo Yuanjia is the coolest, right?"

"They are all so weak, Qingyi Porcelain is the pinnacle of Chinese style!"

“…”

"Stop arguing, okay? Damn it, these are all works by the god Kobayashi. Don't argue with me. I think the Han style is the coolest!"

"Because of Kobayashi, the Chinese music scene has been elevated. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, those foreigners should be hospitalized by now, right?"

"Let's form a team tomorrow to visit that Fitch. The number of people in the team will be 1/20."

"Team plus 1"

"Team plus 2"

"Team plus 3"

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