Chapter 34 Oh My God
Three days later, the cavemen, wearing new clothes and new shoes, dug a kiln on Longgu Mountain to prepare to burn pottery.
These pottery pieces, which will be displayed in museums in future generations, have four big characters written on the bottom of the bottles: Made in China.
In order to divide the work and cooperate with each other, the four people were divided into teams to lead the operations every day.
Feng Qi led people to hunt and fish, Cheng Yaoyao led people to weave and make pottery, Zhong Jialing led people to cultivate their sentiments, and Luo Jiu led people to collect herbs in the mountains.
They quickly learned to write simplified Chinese characters, paint, sing, identify medicinal herbs, and practice archery and fishing.
The language they learn becomes richer day by day, and like children, they have various questions every day.
Zhong Jialing taught them to sing the national anthem. The second brother asked, "Mom, why do we need to build a new Great Wall? Where is the old Great Wall?"
"The Great Wall is right here..." Zhong Jialing pointed to the north and then remembered that the Great Wall had not been built yet.
Cheng Yaoyao found the science and education channel's "Man vs. Wild" program with Chinese dubbing and showed them one episode every night.
Datian's mother would ask, "Bear looks just like you. He wears nice clothes and sturdy shoes, but why does he eat bugs? None of us eat bugs."
Cheng Yaoyao blinked, thought for a long time, and gave her a very positive answer: "Because he cherishes life and can eat anything to survive."
"Wow!" Everyone showed sympathy after hearing this. "Bell has worked so hard. Let him come to our place. We can eat meat every day. Compared to that, we are so lucky."
Luo Jiu laughed quietly and murmured, "Even if you kill him, Bell would never imagine that you are living better than him."
Although everything was still in its infancy, the cavemen no longer lacked food.
Because they go hunting every other day, there is too much prey to eat all of it, so they keep researching various storage methods.
They used the fur of various animals to make quilts, mattresses, clothes and shoes, and also made four cloaks for the four people.
Luo Jiu was shocked when he got it, "How can you make a cloak?"
Datian's sister-in-law said: "I saw it in the teaching video. Isn't this what Li Ziqi wears?"
Wow, they can all apply what they have learned to make things.
I have to say that the videos I stockpiled before the end of the world are of great significance.
Education is indeed the cornerstone of human social development.
The four of them were finding it easier and easier to teach, and they no longer fainted from anger at the slightest provocation.
When it comes to cooking, there's nothing more Cheng Yaoyao can teach them, as they've memorized all the recipes for classic dishes.
There are various cooking methods, but they all have the same basic principles. Just learn it slowly and do it yourself.
The cavemen learned how to cook, and Cheng Yaoyao was happy to have some free time. Apart from occasionally cooking for herself, the four of them basically didn't cook.
From initially going to them to eat, to now going to the cavemen to eat.
You don't have to do anything. Just supervise them to dispose of the potentially toxic parts, ask them to wash their hands frequently, ensure hygiene, and don't be stingy with water.
Datian learned to drive an electric tricycle, and often carried several people holding huge pottery jars to fetch water from the river.
When they come back, they can pour the water into the simple water purifier developed by Luo Jiu for them and use it with confidence.
Luo Jiu didn't have to do many things herself, so that day she took most of the cave people up the mountain to collect.
When they arrived at the place, she spread out a picnic mat and lay on the grass to rest, letting everyone pick useful things on their own. The first person to finish was rewarded with a notebook and a pen.
The cavemen carried a bunch of takeout bags on their backs and slung their woven baskets on their arms, and they rushed there happily.
Luo Jiu took a cup of avocado milkshake from the space, basked in the sun, smelled the fragrance of flowers and plants, and took a short rest.
She felt a shadow in a daze, and when she woke up, she saw that Datian had found a big leaf from somewhere and was using it to shade her.
Luo Jiu narrowed his eyes and asked, "Have you finished picking?"
"Well! Second Mom, do you want to take a look?"
"We'll see later. Lie down and rest for a while. Try this."
Luo Jiu handed her half a cup of milkshake, patted the seat beside him, and Datian lay down too.
Luo Jiu rested his head on his arms and looked at the blue sky, feeling relaxed and happy.
Datian was drinking a milkshake when he suddenly asked, "Second Mom, what is God?"
Luo Jiu was startled. "Why are you asking this all of a sudden? Where did you hear this?"
Datian: "Bell said, he always says oh my god, who is god?"
Luo Jiu smiled. He never expected that he would have to discuss religious issues with primitive people so soon.
She said: "God is a kind of god. God is a legendary existence. It is said that God is omnipotent and omniscient, and can reward or punish people according to their good and evil deeds."
Datian said, "Oh," and said, "So God is the most powerful god?"
"Of course not." Luo Jiu retorted instinctively. If a Chinese person thinks that Western gods are the most powerful, then he is really going astray.
Luo Jiu said: "God is a powerful god that white people like Bell think is powerful. We Chinese have many gods of our own. We also talk about them in our daily lives, for example-"
She was about to say "Oh my God", but Datian raised his hand and said, "I know, the god of us Chinese is our mother."
"Ah?" Luo Jiu looked at her in confusion.
Datian said: "Auntie often says, damn, damn, damn."
"Your aunt is..." Luo Jiu bit his lip, "Mom, she does have a very important position. But the gods of us Chinese usually live in heaven, so we often say oh my god, oh my god."
Datian asked hurriedly: "Is Tiannai the most powerful one?"
Luo Jiu was speechless for a moment, "How did you come to this conclusion?"
Datian looked around cautiously at this moment, lowered his voice and said: "Because you are gods, aren't you? You are in heaven, aren't you the Goddess? I know you pretend to be the same as us, but you are omnipotent and omniscient."
Luo Jiu held his forehead and said, "We are not omnipotent, we just know a little more than you."
"Don't lie to me." Datian whispered, "I guessed it a long time ago. You can make things disappear and appear out of thin air. If you are not a god, what are you?"
"Then...then..." Luo Jiu's mind turned for a while, "Then you must not tell anyone."
Datian blinked mischievously and said, "I will definitely not tell you."
The next day, a new catchphrase began to spread among the cavemen: "Oh my goodness!"
Luo Jiu gritted her teeth. She knew that Datian’s mouth was like the waist of a cotton trouser, very loose.
Even Cheng Yaoyao came over to ask her, "Are you trying to convince them that we are gods?"
Luo Jiuyi spread his hands, "This is not something I instilled in you. It's something Datian deduced himself. I think it's not something that can be explained clearly."
Feng Qi was delighted. "If they think it is true, then so be it. There is no harm in it."
Feng Qi has been living a very carefree life these days. He has hunted a lot of prey, and has already hunted fourteen that meet the system requirements.
They found that as long as the weight was over 100 kilograms, the system would determine it as not a small prey.
This gave Luo Jiu a new idea, so she went to the wild boar forest again and caught a sow and a dozen wild boar pups.
Isn't it enough to just raise a pig and kill it when it reaches 100 kilograms? Then catch a breeding pig and breed it. Oh my goodness, ten pigs in a litter, isn't it easy to achieve the performance goal?
To this end, Luo Jiu set up a pig-raising team overnight. Some people built the pig pen, some people cut grass for the pigs, and everyone took turns feeding the pigs.
The cavemen would wake up laughing in their dreams. A month ago they couldn't even speak, but a month later they could raise pigs.
Feng Qi's archery skills are becoming more and more accurate. She is eager to compete with the big snake again.
She discussed with Luo Jiu, "You don't have to go. I will ambush it and shoot an arrow at it. If it blinds one of its eyes, I will come back. If it chases me, I will hide in space. How about that?"
Luo Jiu thought for a moment and said, "Okay, but can you put some poison on your arrows?"
Feng Qi: "Where can you get so much poison for such a big snake? No, do we have poison?"
Luo Jiu: "Come with me."
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