Escaping Death is Easy

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[The Idea King · Daring and Action-Oriented, Absolutely Not Compliant · Newborn Dongxi (Bottom) X Специаized in Curing All Sorts of Show-off · Ascetic Alpha Male · CEO (Top)]

[Deadly Cat and Mouse Game + Matryoshka-style Disposable Identities + Cemetery of Wife-Chasing Incidents]

[Main text completed, various extras being produced]

People die when they are killed, but Fu Ze is different.

For some unknown reason, whenever Fu Ze is killed, his soul possesses the body of the murderer, inheriting almost everything from them—their name, identity, relationships, and... their wanted posters.

From a fugitive to a discarded son of a wealthy family, from a black market thief to a fringe internet celebrity, Fu Ze drifts from place to place through repeated "death and rebirth."

It's not that he likes to stir up trouble, but each of these new bodies has committed offenses that are not minor.

However, for him, these are not big deals. After all... at worst, he can just feign death and escape.

"Although I don't know who your employer is, good evening in advance." Fu Ze, covered in blood, lay dying on the ground, letting the other party press a gun against his forehead. "If you're going to kill me, please be quick about it; I'm in a hurry."

Seeing the other party pull the trigger twice, but the gun did not react, Fu Ze suddenly understood. "Okay, my bad."

As he spoke, he dug out the bullet embedded in his fatal wound, reloaded it into the magazine, and thoughtfully cocked the gun for the other party. "Now, please."

As dawn broke, Yuan Jianxing stood in the auditorium of the Arbitration Headquarters building, delivering his final pre-operation speech to a group of executives.

"Our enemy is extremely tricky and likely possesses special abilities similar to 'death and rebirth.'"

The executives looked puzzled, but no one dared to question Chief Executive Yuan Jianxing's judgment.

Behind Yuan Jianxing, on a giant projection, a striking red line extended from the capture target, connecting a series of seemingly unrelated cases such as "most wanted black market thief," "head of the pleasure-seeking district," and "18th-tier internet celebrity."

At the end of the red line was a yellowed photograph of a man with an uninhibited and flamboyant smile. "Remember, no fatal injuries allowed," Yuan Jianxing stated forcefully. "We need to capture him alive."

Having switched to the murderer's body and assumed the identity of a new executive prepared in advance, Fu Ze, who was in the audience, wholeheartedly agreed: "Indeed, a leader is a leader."

"Good evening, Grand Executive." Fu Ze, having narrowly escaped death twice in succession, managed to lift his head from the messy bed and skillfully cooperated with Yuan Jianxing's usual arrest procedure. "Given the situation, can I ask how you found me this time?"

Upon hearing this question, Yuan Jianxing's movements paused almost imperceptibly.

Many details that the other party had overlooked and therefore not concealed flashed through his mind.

For example, he would rather starve than buy the last fruit pie from a bakery;为了喝光最后 One drop of milk, he would tear open and flatten the milk carton; and before writing, he would meticulously wipe off excess ink from his ballpoint pen in the corner of the paper.

As for why he noticed these things, Yuan Jianxing knew perfectly well, but he couldn't put it into words. So in the end, he simply replied— "No."

Before reading, please note:

1. The entire story is set in a futuristic, fictional world. The gun mentioned in the synopsis is an electromagnetic launcher with pure steel bullets; it does not require gunpowder to reload and does not eject shell casings.

2. Although the protagonist will "change accounts," he will eventually return to his original body.

3. Both leads are pure. First love, first kiss, first night — pure in all senses.

---[Mini Theater]---

Fu Ze knocked on the door. "Who is it?" Yuan Jianxing opened the door.

Fu Ze: "The chief socialite of the Lower City, pop singer, revered scavenger, pastry magnate, prosthetic repair expert, prison pope..." (These professions may not appear in the main story.)

Slam, Yuan Jianxing closed the door. "The house is too small; there's no room."

Fu Ze: "..."

Fu Ze knocked again. "Okay, fine, it's me, Fu Ze."

Yuan Jianxing's voice came from inside: "The door isn't locked."

---[Upcoming]---

[Can negotiate anything but not the waistline · Righteous Jianghu Hero · Stubbornly Straight-laced (Top) x Wants everything but honor · Unorthodox Rogue Thief · Bright and Cheerful Beauty (Bottom)]

[The 300 days of a fake eunuch and a fake pregnant woman deceiving everyone in the palace to swap the crown prince for a civet cat]

"Shocking! A eunuch sneaking into the deep palace is caught red-handed by the imperial concubine!"

Wild Jianghu History! Covers both wild and historical! It is said that after Nie Yao, the first great hero of the new generation, known as "Plum Chopper," disappeared without a trace, he managed to conceal his manhood and sneak into the imperial palace as a lowly eunuch.

But who knew that on his first day of work, he would be ambushed in the latrine— "Little Nie has a dimension that truly surpasses the jade dildos used in brothels by three fen~"

Nie Yao looked up sharply, only to see Consort Yu Wuchou, who had recently been diagnosed with pregnancy, leaning against a branch of a red apricot tree that stretched over the wall, meticulously observing him.

"Go inform your manager; from tomorrow, you will be my exclusive 'eunuch.'" Looking up and meeting Nie Yao's eyes, Consort Yu smiled enchantingly, "Behave yourself, or I'll use your 'handle' to complain to the emperor!"

Nie Yao's lower body tightened, and from then on, he lived a life of hardship, serving during the day and fanning, obeying orders, and pouring tea at night.

After a month or so, he felt a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, unable to spit it out or swallow it, clinging only to the thought: "Once Consort Yu gives birth to the child she conceived by eloping with her elder brother, I will take the child and flee!"

Until one night, Nie Yao, covered in blood after single-handedly repelling a large group of assassins, fell headfirst into the concubine's bath—

What kind of pregnant woman was soaking in the water! The bobbing Adam's apple, the distinctly muscular chest and abdomen, and what was under the water...?!

"Pity, I had planned to give you a surprise another day." The man, speaking in Consort Yu's voice, leisurely emerged from the bath naked, ignoring the stunned Nie Yao, and hung the clean fake pregnant belly on the screen. "By the way, the 'prince' that the entire court is waiting to see now depends on our combined efforts— don't worry, I won't trick you this time, after all, I now have two 'handles' in your hands."

【Reading Notes】

*Little pregnant woman literature, but not "little," not "pregnant," and not "woman."

*Research? What research! Five minutes on Baidu counts as research!

*This is a release and adjustment after writing too many serious dramas. If you feel any discomfort during reading, please exit immediately.

Content Tags: Strong Pairing, Soul Transmigration, Enemies to Lovers, Futuristic Setting, Brainstorming

Fu Ze Yuan Jianxing's upcoming novel, "The Eunuch Attacks the Empress!"

Other: Anti-theft 70% + 72 hours

One Sentence Summary: Since things have come to this, let's just die first.

Theme: See through the facade to find the real you.