This is really a...head-boggling question.
Lin Mingfei covered her forehead again at the door.
"I'm coming in." He said in a deep voice.
"Don't come in!!" Xia Xiaotong cried and screamed, "I'm so embarrassed! Sooo ...
"...What are you going to do if I don't come in? Are you going to stay in the toilet all day?" Lin Mingfei was speechless and distressed. She couldn't help but get furious: "I told you not to eat vegetables and eat so much meat yesterday!"
Xia Tong: "Wuwuwuwuwu, you are still mean to me!!"
In the end, Lin Mingfei broke into the room violently and dragged the poor guy, who had sat in the toilet until his legs were numb, up, fastened his pants, and dragged him to the hospital.
Xia Tong had never suffered such pain before. She kept crying all the way: "Brother, my butt hurts, wuwuwuwu, it's bleeding! Wuwuwuwuwu! Will I die? Wuwuwuwuwuwu!"
Lin Mingfei: “…”
It won’t get better if a person squats on the toilet for more than an hour, right?
This chief complaint directly led to the fact that as soon as they sat down in the colorectal department, the doctor looked at Lin Mingfei with a strange look, full of contempt and accusations.
Lin Mingfei had a wooden face. He had already guessed what the doctor was cursing at him in his heart.
beast.
Damn, hasn’t he been scolded enough!
This was Xia Tong's first time with constipation, and he didn't know how to use a suppository, so he just pushed hard and rubbed himself too hard, causing it to rip. Oh my goodness, the slight bleeding scared him to death, and he cried as if the sky was falling.
After explaining the whole story in the clinic, the doctor, looking both annoyed and amused, prescribed some laxatives and told them to eat a balanced diet, not just meat and no vegetables, before sending them off. Xia Tong walked out of the clinic clutching her buttocks. After a moment, she clutched her stomach again, saying, aggrievedly, "Brother, my stomach's still bloated."
"You deserve it, don't you?" Lin Mingfei sternly lectured him, "Go back and take your medicine. Did you take it? Did you excrete it? Then you'll be fine. Let's see if you dare to mess around again."
Xia Tong felt even more aggrieved after being scolded by him, and she didn't dare to take the initiative to talk to Lin Mingfei along the way.
The two of them turned out of the outpatient hall and suddenly heard someone shouting from behind: "Ah! Are you Zero and Blink?"
Lin Mingfei's heart skipped a beat. Oh no! He was still lost in his past, forgetting that they were already a minor celebrity. He was just about to put the hood of his sweatshirt back on to pretend he couldn't hear anything and just walk away, but Xia Tong had already turned away, looking foolish. "Huh? Who called me?"
Is it over? Lin Mingfei sighed in her heart.
Sure enough, several teenage boys and girls squeezed out of the crowd and surrounded them happily.
“Ahh!! It’s really God Z himself!!! So handsome!!! How come he’s so tall!!”
"Can you give me an autograph?! I'm a long-time Polaris fan! I love you so much, God Z!!"
"Blink!! Is this the real BLink?! Ah, I'm so petite!! Like a doll!!"
"So cute! BLink, can you take a picture with me?! I fell in love with you the first time I saw you live? Yeah!!"
Xia Tong was a little dumbfounded, holding his stomach with one hand. The fans were stunned for a moment, then quickly discovered the highlight.
"Hey? Why are you two here in the hospital? Are you sick?"
"I saw you guys just came out of the surgery area! Is Blink sick? Or is God Z sick? Ah!"
"Huh? I think you two have a really good relationship in the team! Blink is the Omega, right? Z-God is the overall attacker of Team P, so are you guys—"
Lin Mingfei: “…No!”
Alarm bells were ringing in his mind.
A10 walked out of the colon surgery department. This must be a sign of something unspeakable! ... Should I have asked He Youjin to bring Xia Tong to see the doctor earlier?
No, we can't have any scandals at this critical moment, otherwise their P team's identity as a "brothel" will be confirmed!
Lin Mingfei quickly thought about crisis public relations in her mind and decided to choose the lesser of two evils.
"Oh, BLink is constipated?" He sold Xia Tong out with an expressionless face, and said very seriously: "I'll take him to the colon surgery department to get some medicine." After that, he showed them the medicine box.
Several fans: “…???”
The corners of their mouths gradually tightened, and they were obviously trying not to laugh. The way they looked at Xia Tong was full of love and pity.
Xia Tong: “……!!!”
The little Omega came back to his senses, his face flushed instantly, and he turned around and stared at Lin Mingfei in shock: "Why...why did you tell them all!!"
Lin Mingfei is fair and strict: "We must be honest with our fans."
Xia Tong went crazy, grabbing the corner of his clothes tightly: "Ah, I'm so embarrassed!!"
Those fans were almost doing splits from trying to hold back their laughter?
"Blink's fine! Make sure to eat well and rest well! Only when you're healthy can you play well in the game!"
"That's right!! God Z is truly loved by his teammates!! I'll always support Polaris!!"
"We will definitely watch the official competition!! I hope you have an amazing performance!!"
Lin Mingfei quickly signed an autograph for one of the fans: "Thank you for your likes. I'm going to take Blink back now. Please be careful too."
"Okay, okay!! I love God Z!!"
"Take good care of BLink!!!"
Lin Mingfei gave an official smile and said, "I will, don't worry." Then she pushed Xia Tong towards the parking lot.
After finally getting on the car, Lin Mingfei breathed a sigh of relief, but with a lingering fear in her heart, she said, "Next time you go out, remember to wear a hat and mask. Things are different now. I have to go back and tell everyone about it."
Xia Tong, who was sitting in the passenger seat, said nothing.
Lin Mingfei was stunned for a moment, feeling something was wrong, and looked at him sideways.
The little Omega didn't even look at him, but pursed his lips tightly, gripped the seat belt with his hands, and twisted around.
Lin Mingfei: "Xia Tong?"
Xia Tong: "Hmph!" and turned her head to the other side.
Lin Mingfei: “…”
Well, things have changed, and this time it's Xia Tong's turn to ignore him?
Xia Tong never gave him a good look along the way, and Lin Mingfei also felt a little embarrassed. Until they returned to the base, he had just parked the car when the little Omega opened the door and ran out, crying and rushing into the base.
"Manager He!! Brother Shi Ya!!! Wuuuuuuuuu!! Zero bullied me!!! He made me lose face in front of my fans! Wuuuuuuuu!!"
Lin Mingfei: “…”
Lin Mingfei guessed that things would escalate quickly, but she didn't expect things to escalate so quickly.
They went to the hospital in the morning, and before noon, a post popped up in Polaris's super topic.
"Hahahahahahaha, I went to the hospital today to get my wisdom teeth removed and ran into God Z with Nai Tong for constipation. That scene was so fucking hilarious that I was dragged away by the hospital security!!"
"I was there too!!! Z-God is a true male model!!! And Blink is a real cutie!!! Standing next to Z-God, he's so petite!! I'm melting!!"
"The reserved and sultry Z God is taking care of the baby online. How adorable is that contrast? Hahahahahaha!!"
"I even took pictures?! Pictures speak louder than words!!! That girl clutching her belly looks so aggrieved and soft!!! My heart melts!!"
"Damn, you guys upstairs are so lucky! huh?! You can run into them even when you're seeing a doctor! What kind of hospital is this?! I want to go squat there too!!"
"Am I the only one who noticed Huadian, constipation??"
"Hahahahahahaha why is this little cutie constipated?! Is it because the Alpha dogs eat too much meat?!?!"
“Even though it’s so miserable, I still want to laugh hahahahahahaha!!”
"Can you guys please pay more attention to your big baby?! Prepare some vegetables for him! Don't raise him to be another Zhou Yanjun!!"
"Fire means offended."
"God Z is too vicious! He blurts out such an embarrassing thing! Doesn't our little Omega have any dignity? [doge]"
"If I were Nai Tong, I would have bitten this Alpha dog to death right then and there. Looking at it this way, Nai Tong is still pretty well behaved."
"No, no, no, Blink was almost crying at that time, hahahaha! God Z is really a dog."
"Am I the only one who thinks they look so good together?! Old Dogecoin x Little Idiot."
"You're not alone upstairs."
"+1."
“+2.”
"+10086."
......
Everyone in Polaris was silently checking their phones, expressing their deep sympathy for the sacrificed classmate Xia Xiaotong.
Lin Mingfei, the instigator, finally felt a tinge of guilt and coughed twice to break the deadlock. "I have so many fans, and we don't see each other often, so it doesn't really matter... If the people around me who regularly meet up find out, that would be really embarrassing, right?"
As soon as he finished speaking, several status updates popped up on Weibo.
@Sabertooth_Goblin: [Haha ...
@剑牙虎_墨蓝: [I agree. We all have dietitians preparing our meals, so we won't end up with the body shapes of some fat people. I suggest Polaris learn from this.]
@Sabertooth_YOYO: [So, how's Blink's constipation now? Does he need a suppository? I can recommend a brand. @Polaris Official Club, @Polaris_Zero.]
@Sabertooth_RobinKing: [The official match is almost here? Can you guys please pay more attention? This is so unprofessional! It feels like we're going to win the official club without even fighting, @Polaris_Zero.]
Lin Mingfei: “…”
He Youjin raised his eyelids and said quietly, "Well, now the whole world knows that Xia Xiaotong is constipated?"
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