"I thought about this before I went in. It doesn't matter if I deal a lot of damage, but I do need to survive longer! So I chose a life-saving skill, the Southern Gate Technique. I don't think many people choose it!"
"Nonsense! The basic cooldown is five minutes. You might not even be able to use this skill a second time after you're already dead."
"But it can make a dying person invincible for a second and instantly restore their health. I thought it was pretty useful, so I chose it."
"No wonder you didn't die after falling from the tree. We all thought you were dead, but later we found out your name was still there. But how did you find King Kong's location?"
"His crosshairs were still clear, right? I found him just by following them! He thought I was dead, and since you two were both melee fighters, you definitely couldn't reach him, so you didn't change your crouching position."
It was lunchtime, Xia Tong, Zhou Yanjun and Bo Yu all logged off to go to the restaurant for lunch. During the meal, they were still chattering about the battle that had just taken place. No one could get a word in about that guy.
He Youjin, Lin Mingfei, and Shi Ya suddenly felt their food tasted bland, as if they were all just lazy. Shi Ya, with a forced smile, tapped the table with her knuckles. "Great, you three went to the arena behind my back, right? You've grown up now, you can even play against the Cleaver Team! You don't need a father's love anymore."
Bo Yu and Zhou Yanjun felt the nanny's wrath firsthand. They both cowered, their necks drooping in fear, remaining silent like quails. Only Xia Tong, biting her chopsticks, scooted closer to Shi Ya, tilting her head back and grinning, "We only played two games against Timer, just two, and we lost one!"
"What were you doing fooling around with them?" Shi Ya noticed Xia Tong's expression soften instantly. She patted his head and said earnestly, "When getting started in PVP, you have to follow the rules. How can you be so reckless? And you're even playing against a team of cleavers? You deserve to lose."
"But we still won a round!" Xia Tong stretched her thin neck and argued: "We also defeated the gorilla in KUQ, right, Fatty!"
"Yes, yes! It feels so good, even better than emptying out old stool!" Zhou Yanjun was so happy when he mentioned this that he couldn't help but slam his hands on the table: "It feels so good that I can even eat two more bowls of rice today!"
"Come on, it's as if you've skipped a bite of food one day." Shi Ya said speechlessly.
"But seriously, today's lunch was delicious!" Zhou Yanjun devoured it, licking his greasy lips as he exclaimed with genuine emotion, "This Maoxuewang (Chinese mao yang) and this wide noodle soup with butter are just amazing! Where did you get these from?"
"Haven't you noticed that we have hired a new aunt in our base?" He Youjin gestured towards the kitchen. A woman in an apron was tidying up the kitchen utensils in the kitchen. Upon hearing what he said, she poked her head out and smiled gently.
"Hello everyone, my last name is Song and today is my first day here." She said shyly, rubbing her hands.
"Hello Aunt Song~~~~~" Xia Tong immediately smiled so hard that her teeth were showing, and greeted her loudly in a long tone.
"Hey! Hello, hello." No one could escape Xia Xiaotong's cuteness, and Aunt Song immediately revealed a kind and maternal smile: "Are you used to today's food? Is it tasty?"
"Yeah, yeah! I like it very much!" Xia Tong nodded like a chick pecking at rice.
Aunt Song: "Tell me what you like to eat and I'll make it for you! If I don't know how to cook, I can learn it online!"
Zhou Yanjun immediately stood up, placed his hands on his trouser seams, and bowed straight at a 90-degree angle. "Delicious! Better than any takeout I've ever had! Thank you, Auntie! I love you!"
These two people were so sweet and sweet-mouthed that Aunt Song was very happy. She poured each of them a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice.
Shi Ya scoffed: "Auntie is talking to Xia Tong, why are you joining in the fun?"
Zhou Yanjun was shameless and said, "I can eat anything Xia Tong likes!"
"The Aras pig is worthy of being an Aras pig." Lin Mingfei gave a thumbs up without raising her head.
Bo Yu leaned closer to He Youjin and asked quietly, "How could our team actually afford to hire an aunt? Where does the money come from?"
He Youjin slowly stirred the bone soup in his bowl. "Thanks to Zero, his selfless dedication has brought great benefits to our team."
Bo Yu was silent for two seconds, his pupils trembling: "Captain, have you borrowed money from a loan shark?"
Zhou Yanjun turned his head when he heard the voice: "——Or is he selling himself???"
Lin Mingfei almost choked on the coffee in her hand: "Cough cough cough..."
He Youjin: "Hahahahaha!! Yes, that's right! He sold himself to a wealthy Omega woman who's as rich as a country!"
Xia Tong looked up at Lin Mingfei in confusion, his reflex arc still stuck on the thought of "selling yourself". He asked seriously, "Is selling yourself profitable?"
Lin Mingfei didn't want to talk about this stupid question at all. With a look of mourning, she said, "What the hell, let's eat."
Xia Tong was quite willing to share the good and bad times with him, so she moved closer and asked more attentively, "Where do you buy it?"
Lin Mingfei: “?”
Xia Tong: "I'll go sell it with you!"
Lin Mingfei: “…”
The base was quiet for two seconds, and then everyone burst into laughter, with Zhou Yanjun laughing the most arrogantly.
Xia Tong didn't understand what he meant. She was still bewildered but full of chivalry. She felt sorry for Lin Mingfei and said, "What are you laughing at? Everyone uses money, right? How can we let Zero sell it alone? Why don't we all sell it together?"
The laughter in the club stopped abruptly.
After a while, Zhou Yanjun said quietly, "I'd better forget it. You guys go if you want to."
"Yeah, it's not weighed by kilogram. If you want to sell it, there has to be someone who wants it." Lin Mingfei sneered gloatingly.
As the saying goes, if you hurt the enemy a thousand times, you will hurt yourself eight hundred times. He Youjin waved his hand and said with a dull face, "Let's skip this topic."
Xia Tong was even more confused until Shi Ya bent down and whispered a few words in his ear. The little Omega's face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, so red that blood seemed to be dripping out.
"Well, I... I'm full." He put away the dishes and stood up from the table awkwardly, wishing he could run away immediately.
"How much did you eat? You're already full?" He Youjin glanced up and frowned, "Are you trying to lose weight?"
"No, I'm really full." Xia Tong said.
Lin Mingfei glared at him sideways, the word "disbelief" almost carved on her face. Without allowing any explanation, she patted the chair beside her and said, "Sit down and eat some more. Forget about what we were talking about just now."
Xia Tong said anxiously, "But I really can't eat anymore!" He was afraid that Lin Mingfei wouldn't believe him, so he straightened his waist and brought his belly to Lin Mingfei, saying earnestly, "My belly is bloated! If you don't believe me, just look!"
Lin Mingfei: “.”
He glanced sideways, his eyes sweeping over the little Omega's body.
Xia Tong wore a pure cotton sweatshirt with cartoon prints and trousers. She looked childish and soft. Her waist was slender, which made the sweatshirt look loose and hollow, and it was impossible to tell whether her belly was bulging or not.
"I don't think it will get bigger." Lin Mingfei said truthfully.
Xia Tong refused to accept it, and with all her might, she straightened her waist, grabbed Lin Mingfei's hand, and pressed the Alpha's palm tightly against her belly: "Feel it, it's obviously bulging, super bulging!"
Half of Lin Mingfei's body stiffened.
The texture under his hand was soft and flat, and the clothes were not thick. The warm body temperature of the little omega came through the clothes and touched the skin of his palm, like moist hot spring water.
What a beautiful body it was. So beautiful... that I wanted to possess it.
Lin Mingfei's Adam's apple rolled up and down roughly, revealing a tight and sexy neck line, but she didn't speak.
At this time, Zhou Yanjun, who was standing by, wiped his hands with a few pieces of paper like an idiot and said, "I want to touch it too! Come and let me touch it!"
Let's see how much you little dwarf can eat!" As soon as he raised his fat paw, he met Lin Mingfei's sharp gaze that was almost capable of killing people.
Although Lin Mingfei hadn't said anything yet, the aura of "unhappiness" emanating from her body had already weighed heavily on her. With a strong sense of intimidation, Zhou Yanjun's smile gradually disappeared. He stood there, shook his shiny fat paws, and sat back down in disappointment.
"You don't trust me." Lin Mingfei said indifferently.
"No way!" Zhou Yanjun waved his hands and laughed awkwardly: "The captain has touched it, so it's ok, ojbk!"
"Then I can go back!" Xia Tong whispered, "Go ahead and take a nap." Lin Mingfei said.
"OK!"
Xia Tong ran upstairs quickly.
"Just touch it when I tell you to. You never refuse anything." He Youjin rolled his eyes and said, "It's fine if the child doesn't understand anything, but you're also pretending not to understand? I'd think you were pregnant and were just feeling the baby's movements."
"I used my hands, and through my clothes. Don't you think I'm too omnipotent?" Lin Mingfei drooped her eyelids lazily.
"You fucking bastard!" He Youjin put his index and middle fingers together and pointed at Lin Mingfei tremblingly: "You old bastard!"
"If he had this ability, he wouldn't have come to play professionally. He would have become someone's fertility goddess long ago." Shi Ya said sarcastically.
"I'm going to be honest with you. Once everything is back on track in a few days, I'll be going to the league to re-register your player information. While there's no hard and fast rule prohibiting Omegas from participating, there will definitely be gossip. During this sensitive period, you all need to be more restrained and stop stirring up trouble! No dirty jokes either! We need to create a clean and harmonious environment for your hard-earned, adorable teammates!"
Lin Mingfei nodded: "I agree."
"You agree to nothing!" He Youjin gave him the middle finger: "You're the first one to watch your words and actions!"
Zhou Yanjun was enjoying the fun and said, "That's right!"
He Youjin spun his middle finger: "Don't even think about picking it out, you're the second one!"
Zhou Yanjun: “…”
Shi Ya: "Ha, ha." He wiped the corner of his lips elegantly with a tissue, and suddenly said seriously: "But I think Xia Tong really eats too little. He is short and light, which is actually a disadvantage in an arena full of Alphas."
"Yeah!" Zhou Yanjun slapped his head as if remembering something and said, "Can you believe he could be knocked off the map directly by the beast's roar? When he told me that he only weighed 52 kilograms that day, my whole body was stunned!"
Bo Yu: "...He's only half your weight?"
Zhou Yanjun: "Yeah, buddy! I feel like if I pinch him, his arm will break."
Bo Yu said, "Don't we have a mandatory requirement to exercise every day? Why not bring Xia Tong along? I can teach him how to lift weights."
Zhou Yanjun: "Do you want to train him into a muscular Barbie? Damn, just thinking about that scene is a bit exciting..."
Shi Ya: "...I'm talking about nutrition. You guys are going too far."
Lin Mingfei leaned back in her chair, crossed her arms, and recalled Xia Tong's eating preferences just now.
The cauliflower in the dry pot cauliflower, the quail eggs and asparagus in the stew, are high in protein and vegetables, with less oil and meat.
This was probably a dietary habit forced upon him by his previous living environment, in order to maintain his beautiful and refined appearance. Lin Mingfei still remembered the day Zhou Yanjun gave Xia Tong potato chips. The little Omega ate them with relish, as if he had tasted some rare and exquisite delicacy, which showed that Xia Tong was not averse to delicious food.
Lin Mingfei felt a little distressed. He thought that there was still a long way to go before Xia Tong could become a normal Omega with a rich and colorful life experience.
Unexpectedly, Weibo exploded in just one afternoon.
The cause was that the national server elf player called "Father of Dorayaki" live broadcast the process of playing in a group with KUQ's hunter player King Kong in his own live broadcast room, and accidentally recorded the verbal battle between King Kong and former KUQ's knight player Fire.
Both sides are powerful trolls, and the fight of just a few words was quite exciting. Originally, King Kong was not in the right at all in this matter, but King Kong's few fans and the fans of the KUQ team suddenly rose up and began to bombard Zhou Yanjun.
I've heard Zhou Gou is an ungrateful person, and seeing him today, his reputation is truly well-deserved. Did KUQ give you too little to eat or wear? Why are you so eager to criticize your former teammates right after they leave?
[Without KUQ, you'd be a lost cause when you were kicked out of Team P, okay? There are more Knight players in the scene right now than lice on stray cats. With Zhou Yanjun's skill, he'd probably just be a crappy streamer in some remote corner. And how could he continue playing professionally? Could he possibly keep himself that fat?]
[You terminated the contract without a care in the world, without even considering your teammates. I've never seen anything like this. Didn't your mother give you a conscience when she gave birth to you? You're truly worthy of being Zhou Yanjun.]
[Zhou Gou is Lin Mingfei's number one bootlicker, right? Lin Mingfei is your dad? He runs away when he's called.]
Lin Mingfei herself isn't a good person either, wasn't she caught hooking up a while ago? It's true that like tastes belong together.
I want to see what kind of trouble Team P can pull off this time. Don't let them get into the league and end up crying and begging for shelter again.
[Then I'll definitely have to brush off the loyal dog Zhou Yanjun! Funny manual.]
Originally, the rhythm of this wave should have been that King Kong's fans and the fans of the father of Dorayaki were scolding each other, and then all passers-by followed suit and scolded King Kong for being a loser and talking too much, but somehow, the rhythm on the Internet inexplicably went astray. Originally, it was KUQ's fans who unilaterally insulted Zhou Yanjun, and soon Zhou Yanjun's fans also reacted and began to fight back without giving in.
[Fuck, I really can't stand this anymore. Are all you KUQ fans just following the real person? Is there a tumor growing on his neck? It was obviously King Kong's colored pen who started it first, okay?]
What septic tank did King Kong's mouth grow out of? Lord Huo is truly well-mannered! If only I could grab a knife and chop him off at the other end of the network cable!
I just wanted to ask if Fire had ever said anything bad about KUQ? He was criticized for simply discussing the issue. What kind of world is this?
It's transfer season now, so what's wrong with switching teams? So what's wrong with switching to your old team? Are you abandoning your family's grave or something?
[Hehe, to put it bluntly, can KUQ accommodate a Buddha like us, Fire? I really have no idea.]
[The guy above revealed the truth. As a fan of Zhou Yanjun's skills, I have to say this: KUQ, don't you even look at what kind of shit you're doing in your league? Damn, without Fire as a forward, how can you even make it to the semifinals? Wake up!]
[I'm Fire's girlfriend fan!! I support all of Fire's decisions! You're not allowed to criticize him!]
I actually really hope Fire returns to Polaris, that's where his home is. That's right, as a P-Team fan, I'm crying right now!
[Z fans have been afraid to speak up. Why do you always bring my brother into your arguments? Hasn't the one-night stand issue been clarified?]
[Team P is really miserable, and the beauty and strength are miserable. They have already made so many people jealous before they have officially returned.]
The online quarrel was in chaos. Zhou Yanjun woke up from a nap and his phone exploded.
"Holy shit, what the hell!" As soon as he opened Weibo, his private message box was filled with all kinds of ugly insults. He ran downstairs and found He Youjin also fiddling with the computer in the living room.
"Wow, I was just about to go upstairs and call you." He Youjin said, "You've been scolded and trended on Weibo."
Zhou Yanjun: “???”
"Don't make that face!" He Youjin smacked his lips. "I'm quite surprised too. I heard you weren't the most popular on Team P. When Ping Shuai retweeted and liked Zero's sexting scandal, no one dragged him out to criticize him. And yet you're on trending search!"
Zhou Yanjun: "...For a moment I couldn't tell whether you were an enemy or a friendly force."
He Youjin didn't take it seriously, pushing his glasses up on the bridge of his nose and saying, "KUQ's PR is pretty good. The firepower shift is quite comprehensive. Hey, but since they fired first, don't blame me for being ruthless!"
Zhou Yanjun: "Huh?"
He paused, then said with a dull expression, "Actually, I don't feel anything about them scolding me. You don't have to risk your life for me."
"Ha! Who the hell do you think you are?" He Youjin rolled up his sleeves and sneered, "Are you worthy of my risking your life? This knowledgeable Beta's life is worth a lot of money!"
Zhou Yanjun: “…”
He Youjin: "I feel sorry for the low level of favorability your Team P has left among the fans!" He closed the computer and stood up suddenly.
Zhou Yanjun was quite worried that his skinny arms and legs would really go toe-to-toe with those Alphas from KUQ, so he couldn't help but ask with concern, "Where are you going?"
"Buy trending searches!" He Youjin put his hands on his hips and sneered, "Are they the only ones who can buy trending searches? I can do it too! If they buy one trending search, we'll buy two! If they hire a thousand water army, we'll hire ten thousand! Who's afraid of who? You stinky Alpha!"
Zhou Yanjun gasped at his harsh words: "Hiss——"
He Youjin raised his head, his glasses emitting a strange white light. He laughed wildly as if something was leaning over him: "Anyway, our Team P is rich now, and money means we can do anything!" After saying that, he stomped on the ground and walked away.
Bo Yu was just coming down from upstairs and was stunned for a while at He Youjin's back.
"Manager He, are you wearing slippers?" he asked in shock. "How could you make such a loud noise?"
Zhou Yanjun: "...Maybe there's a female devil wearing high heels living inside him?"
"It's the kind that can crush all the Alpha dogs' heads." Someone laughed softly.
Zhou Yanjun was stunned and looked in the direction of the sound.
Lin Mingfei was lying on the handrail in the corridor, spinning his mobile phone with one hand leisurely. He pinched the phone body with two fingers, and pushed the back of the phone in circles in his palm with the other fingers, as if it would fall at any time, but it never fell.
"Wow, can you please stop playing with your phone like that?" Zhou Yanjun shrank his neck. "I'm afraid your phone will fall from the building and hit me."
"When did you become such a coward?" Lin Mingfei asked.
"It started ten minutes ago when my private mailbox was flooded with trolls," Zhou Yanjun said.
He didn't feel anything when he was scolded, but when he saw Lin Mingfei and Polaris being affected, he felt guilty and even began to doubt whether it was the right decision for him to be so reckless and leave KUQ and return to Polaris.
Bo Yu patted his shoulder.
Lin Mingfei narrowed her eyes.
"Every time I see you like this, I want to spend a huge amount of money to open an anti-hypocrisy treatment center, the kind that uses electric shock," he said.
Zhou Yanjun: ".......You fucking——"
Lin Mingfei raised her three-dimensional and masculine jaw angle and said, "Wait and see Weibo."
Zhou Yanjun was stunned and lowered his head to take out his cell phone.
He clicked on the Weibo post filled with gory news and suddenly found that "Fire pulls KUQ" was gone from the hot search list and was replaced by the following keywords.
"KKONG molested NPC"
"KKONG official account ban"
“KKONG people are naive and talkative”
“KKONG is isolated”
"KKONG Reverse Score Live Broadcast"
Zhou Yanjun: “…”
Lin Mingfei also opened the Weibo post, but her forehead twitched violently.
"He Youjin! Didn't you say you only wanted to buy two trending searches?" He shouted in frustration, "Why did you buy five at once?"
"Five isn't enough!" He Youjin shouted arrogantly from the other end, his gloating energy spreading throughout the base: "I just want the whole world to know what this wretched A did!"
"Fuck! You're just taking revenge!" Lin Mingfei yelled, "There should be a limit to your vengeance! Did the base's money come from the wind?"
Bo Yu didn't surf the Internet much, so he reached out and poked the flesh on Zhou Yanjun's waist.
"What does five trending searches mean?"
Zhou Yanjun was in a very good mood and suddenly grinned.
"It's the concept of the captain having to serve five more wealthy Omegas."
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com
