Chapter 291 Dead Ghost
The Left Prime Minister took a sullen look and saw that it was completely dark, without any traces of anything. He immediately said, "It's just an antique ring."
Xiao Tu, however, rested her hand on her head and curled her lips, "Help the Prime Minister recite the words on the ring."
The guard picked it up and took a look. He was shocked and said, "There are two characters engraved inside: Huizong."
This time, not only the guards were surprised, but also the officials in the hall were shocked.
"Isn't this the late emperor's title?"
"How dare you, Zeng Yan, your Zeng family actually dare to rob the imperial tomb privately."
"You're rebelling, Zeng Yan, you're so bold."
"This is a grave crime punishable by extermination of nine generations of the clan..."
Zeng Yan had already collapsed on the ground in fear, his whole body shaking like a sieve, and he began to beg for mercy, "Mercy, mercy..."
Xiao Tu supported her face and waved her hand, "Pull it down."
Minister Zeng was dragged away like a dead dog.
Seeing this, everyone in the hall, who had been furious just now, suddenly became surprisingly quiet. Everyone's eyes were all on the woman in the high seat who looked playful. No one dared to speak!
Xiao Tu seemed to sense something and looked back, then lowered his eyes and smiled at everyone.
Everyone in the hall immediately looked away with a "swish".
Xiao Tu was satisfied and his gaze returned to Zuo Xiang.
At this moment, Zuo Xiang lost both arms in a row, and he couldn't withstand the blow and swayed back and forth.
Someone immediately cried out and went to help him, "Prime Minister, are you okay?"
The Left Prime Minister slowly opened his old, fierce eyes, and then looked at Xiao Tu with a cold, emotionless look, "I am not feeling well, so I'll take my leave today!"
After saying that, he turned around and was about to leave with his people.
Xiao Tu raised her red lips faintly when she heard this and asked, "Is the Left Prime Minister leaving now?"
The official who was supporting the Left Prime Minister turned around angrily and said, "Madam Xiao, the Left Prime Minister has already said that he is not feeling well. Don't push your luck any further..."
Xiao Tu glanced at him with her beautiful eyes and smiled, "Is this Xu Changshi?"
The left prime minister, who was about to leave, suddenly turned around and shouted nervously and warningly, "Madam Xiao!"
Xiao Tu ignored him and tapped her cheek with her hand, "Xu Changshi has been with the Left Prime Minister for more than ten years, no wonder he is so concerned about his health and mood.
Is it so that you are concerned about him that you can't sleep at night and think about him day and night, so you can't help but record his every word and action?"
The Left Prime Minister was stunned for a moment and looked at his confidant beside him, "What's on record?"
Xu Changshi's whole body was stiff, as if he was petrified.
Xiao Tu chuckled, "So the Left Prime Minister didn't know. And rightly so, who would want to be recorded for flirting with palace maids, having affairs with the Emperor's concubines, or even how many times they go to the toilet and what kind of paper they use to wipe their butt?"
Now it was Zuo Xiang's turn to be petrified, and his eyes grew wider and wider.
Xu Changshi finally came to his senses and immediately looked at the Left Prime Minister and shouted, "Prime Minister, don't believe her. She's talking nonsense. I absolutely did not do it..."
Xiao Tu raised a finger and said, "You have it, and you hide it on your body to keep a record at all times. Guard, help him take it out of his chest."
The cold guard touched his nose, then walked forward again and pulled a book directly from his arms.
Xiao Tu said with a smile, "Read it to the Left Prime Minister!"
The guard opened the book upon hearing this, and then was silent for a moment before opening his mouth and saying, "January 1st. The Left Prime Minister reviewed official documents for three hours today and went to the toilet six times, two large and four small. The large ones were uncomfortable with rice paper, and he had hemorrhoids bleeding, so he switched to using Juan silk.
After four hours, he felt uncomfortable and had a urine overflow. He walked out and angrily changed his boots.
In the afternoon, while reviewing documents, he met a charming palace maid. He was immediately delighted and began to touch her all over, feeling extremely proud...
On the second day of the first lunar month, while reviewing documents for three hours, he went to the toilet seven times... and then changed his boots... In the afternoon, while reviewing documents, the Left Prime Minister felt a sharp pain in his waist. He angrily scolded his wife for being shameless and not letting him go at his age. She almost broke his waist...
On the third day of the first lunar month, I went to the toilet six times and changed my boots twice. In the afternoon, I received a message from the Mingyue Palace maid. Her mistress, Concubine Yue, invited me to the Cuiliu rockery and said: "Damn ghost, I missed you so much~"
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