Chapter 615 Hahaha~2
Xiao Tu didn't hear the man speak, so she got up from his arms, went from lying down to sitting on him, then held his face and said, "Oh no, your story is too boring, why don't I tell you a joke, this will make you very happy~"
Ning Cuo woke up from his injuries and nodded, "Okay, Madam, please tell me!"
Xiao Tu laughed drunkenly, "Okay, I'll show you the best jokes I've collected over the years, and I guarantee you'll laugh until your stomach hurts~"
Ning Cuo saw her like this and said with anticipation, "Madam, please speak!"
Xiao Tu shook her dizzy head, and then vaguely recalled the jokes in her mind. But this memory was so amazing that she started laughing before anyone else could tell it. The more she thought about it, the happier she became. In the end, she laughed out loud, "Hahahaha..."
Ning Cuo, “…”
Xiao Tu was still laughing, and couldn't stop. She patted the man's chest, and the man fell back with joy.
Ning Cuo stared at her in a daze, laughing until he fell over. He woke up just when she was about to fall to the ground, grabbed her back, and helped her sit up again!
Xiao Tu was still laughing, pounding the man's chest with her hands. Her eyes were watery with laughter as she looked at the man and said, "How is it, isn't it funny?"
Ning Cuo, "...Uh, Madam hasn't said anything yet~"
Xiao Tu groaned in confusion, "Why aren't you laughing? My jokes are so funny~"
Ning Cuo, “…”
"Then I'll start~" Xiaotu said, and just as he opened his mouth, he burst into laughter...
Ning Cuo saw this and quickly raised his hand to press her shoulder, "Little thing, actually your husband laughed just now, it was really funny~"
Xiaotu looked at him in confusion, "Ah~? Did you laugh before? Why didn't I hear it?"
"My husband's smile is more reserved."
Xiaotu tilted his head, "Is that so?"
"That's right," Ning Cuo said as he stood up. "Madam, I've finished telling jokes. Let me coax you to sleep~"
As he spoke, he strode towards the bed. Xiao Tu leaned against his chest, her watery eyes seeing a group of golden dots of light above Ning Cuo's head, forming a group of "HAHAHAHA" characters, flying over the man's forehead...
Xiaotu blinked and then smiled. Sure enough, his joke was very funny. Seeing Gongde was also amused~
She smiled happily and patted the man's chest with her hand, then slid directly into his pajamas. She immediately felt an extremely strong texture under her hand.
Xiao Tu's eyes lit up immediately, and then he slid and pinched it cunningly, "Good, what a fierce muscle~"
Ning Cuo felt his little quilt being pinched, and his breath was choked. He lowered his head and said, "Little thing, don't make trouble~"
Xiaotu smiled drunkenly, but her hands became even more naughty, "So fierce, I like it so much~"
Ning Cuo took a deep breath and said, "Little thing, do you still remember what happened in the restaurant just now?"
How could Xiaotu remember that the man she liked now was sticking to his chest muscles, rubbing his face against them again and again, and she smiled lewdly, then opened her lips and licked him directly~
Ning Cuo took a deep breath, raised his hand and pinched her little face, and said in an unstable voice, "Don't be naughty, little rabbit. Your husband promised you today that he would not touch you tonight!"
Xiao Tu tilted her head back with her cute little face and didn't hear what he said. Her attention was now completely on his chest muscles.
Suddenly, he raised his face and slapped him in dissatisfaction. The elasticity of his chest muscles trembled, which made her eyes shine. Her little hand turned in again, and then laughed wildly like a pervert while touching him.
Ningcuo, "......"
Ning Cuo took a deep breath and could only endure it. He walked quickly to the bed, put the person down quickly, and then quickly took a step back.
But in just a short while, countless red marks had been left on the chest and abdominal muscles.
Ning Cuo glanced down and couldn't help laughing, "Little rascal, I'll deal with you after tonight~"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiaotu rolled on the bed, posing in an extremely charming posture, and beckoned him with her little hand, "Come on~"
Ning Cuo looked at her like this, and his breathing became heavier. "I really want to come, but I'm afraid you'll get up tomorrow and turn your face against me~"
Seeing that no one was coming over, Xiao Tu was stunned for a moment, then she untied her belt with a wicked smile, revealing her snow-white shoulders and her ecstatic cleavage. Her eyes were as charming as silk, and her expression was pure and seductive, "Oh, come on~"
Ning Cuo's narrow eyes narrowed instantly, but he still stood there without moving, staring at her aggressively and said, "Stop making trouble, little thing. If I touch you now, you will definitely be angry again tomorrow. Be honest for one night, and I will feed you well tomorrow~"
Xiaotu tilted his head, "I won't be angry!"
Ning Cuo laughed, "Every time my wife gets drunk, she won't remember what she did. Okay, little thing, please forgive me~"
Xiao Tu asked in confusion, "What are you talking about? How could I not remember? Do you think I'm not attractive enough?"
As she spoke, her smile became even more charming. She directly pulled her clothes aside and then lay down on the thick black quilt with her beautiful body.
Her skin was smooth and shimmered with snow, her black hair covered the bed, her breasts were plump and well-proportioned, her red lips bit her fingertips, her eyes were seductive, and she even deliberately struck an extremely hot and blood-spurting pose that only appeared in erotic anime...
Ning Cuo, however, had already averted his eyes before she could move. He didn't dare to look. If he could still hold back after looking, his thing would be ruined.
"I'm going out for a while, Madam, please go to bed first!"
He's going to take a cold bath!
Xiao Tu looked at him in disbelief. "Ning Cuo, you want to leave? I'm naked and lying on the bed, and you want to leave?"
Ning Cuo pinched his brows, "Xiaotu, you are drunk~"
"What if I'm drunk? I'm not attractive when I'm drunk. You can't do it when I'm drunk?"
"I just can't bring myself to do it. I'm just worried that you'll be angry tomorrow!"
"Why do you care if I'm angry tomorrow? You have to show your perverted nature. Come here, don't pity me, this delicate flower. Come to me right now, right now, right now~!"
Ningcuo, "......"
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