Chapter 13: Don’t bully my sister!
Ji Jingchuan withdrew his hand angrily, snorted and turned away.
The director bared his teeth, thinking about all the sad things in his life, and then he suppressed his laughter and continued, "Okay, the third tool is the insect repellent sachet. Each team needs one person to carry the other person on their back and run from this line to that tree."
Ji Jingchuan: "I abstain."
"Insect repellent sachets are very important. There are a lot of insects in the woods. Without insect repellent sachets, you are likely to be bitten by insects."
"You said the same thing about the map." Ji Jingchuan insisted, as if he would not be fooled again, "Anyway, I'm just giving up."
The director looked at Shang Que.
Shang Que was puzzled: "Why are you looking at me? I can't run over there carrying myself."
“…”That’s right.
Seeing this, Jiang Yizhe raised his hand and asked, "Director, can I help their team complete this task?"
"No." Ji Jingchuan rejected it outright and said confidently, "Shang Que can't carry you."
【???】
[So you wanted Shang Que to carry you at first? ]
Jiang Yize quickly explained: "No, no, I meant I carried Sister Shang Que on my back."
"No way." Ji Jingchuan's face clearly showed the words "no negotiation". He then turned his head fiercely and said to Shang Que, "You are not allowed to agree to him either!"
"You're crazy." Shang Que was speechless at his unreasonable behavior, but he already had the map and compass, and the insect repellent sachet didn't seem necessary, so he didn't argue with him: "No, our team doesn't need this."
For outdoor adventure activities in variety shows, the production team usually conducts a preliminary inspection to confirm that there are no dangerous creatures such as wild animals and snakes before allowing the guests to enter. Everyone knew this, so after seeing that the two insisted on giving up, the director did not continue to persuade them.
On the other side, Lu Zhixu and Jiang Yize easily carried their partners on their backs and ran back and forth along the designated route, looking very relaxed.
Jiang Yizhe even exclaimed: "You are so light, don't you usually eat much?"
Lin Jinyi was slightly stunned. "I'm fine." Her face looked a little unnatural, and she whispered softly, "When we were filming earlier, someone said they couldn't hold me and asked me to lose some weight."
Lu Zhixu asked in return: "Why doesn't he go to the gym?"
[That's right. If you can't even hold Lin Jinyi up, why not get yourself checked for muscular dystrophy?]
[I've seen her offline before, and she's really thin.]
Lu Zhixu is truly a role model in the entertainment industry. His values and perspectives are enough for other male celebrities to learn from for 800 years.
【Learn, learning never ends. 】
Lin Jinyi subconsciously looked at him, opened her lips, and her eyes were a little complicated.
Jiang Yize immediately agreed: "Yes, I feel you are very light, Sister Ning Sheng and Sister Shang Que should be able to carry you."
Shang Que was nearby, and upon hearing this, he walked over and said, "Let me try."
She put one hand around Lin Jinyi's back and used the other hand to support her knees. After a slight lift, she effortlessly picked her up like a princess.
Lin Jinyi was startled, screamed, and subconsciously grabbed her neck.
Shang Que withdrew his hand from her waist and said, "Isn't this quite light?"
"Really?" Lin Jinyi asked doubtfully with a frown.
"Really?" Shang Que nodded. "If I were as tall as you, I would definitely weigh a lot more than this."
Lin Jinyi is very tall, about 1.7 meters tall. Relatively speaking, her frame is a bit heavy, but she is definitely not to the point where she needs to lose weight. Even when she looks fat on camera, she still looks very well-proportioned.
But the male actor she had worked with before had publicly stated on the show that she was too heavy, and when Lin Jinyi got angry on the spot, he said it was a joke and asked her not to take a joke.
He was allowed to say both good and bad things, but Lin Jinyi was given the reputation of being petty.
Because of this incident, she developed anorexia for a while and it took her a long time to recover.
Hearing them all say this, a look of confusion crossed Lin Jinyi's face, and she instinctively said awkwardly, "Maybe my recent weight loss has been very effective."
Shang Que agreed: "Indeed, if we reduce the weight a little more, we can weigh three and a half kilograms including the person and the box."
[Hahahaha, Shang Que's mouth is as poisonous as ever.]
[But he's not wrong. I've seen Lin Jinyi eat before. If she ate like that, I wouldn't even have the energy to tie a knot.]
[Excuse me, am I the only one who thinks Shang Que has max girlfriend power? A one-handed princess carry!]
[Don't forget that she was able to win first place with Ji Jingchuan before.]
[I can't stand it anymore, Shang Que is the chosen wife! ]
If Princess Shang Que hugs me [Thinking]
【Then I will help you stop her. 】
Lin Jinyi's feeling of being touched disappeared, and she glared at her angrily.
The matter was temporarily put to rest. The other two groups were given insect repellent sachets. The director then announced: "The last task is for two people to look at each other and not smile for one minute. Then you can start. If you smile, you have to start over."
[Wow wow wow wow wow! ]
Lu Zhixu and Ning Sheng looked at each other without smiling, but I smiled.
[The person who has the most difficulty in completing this task is Jiang Yizhe, after all, he has a very low sense of humor.]
[Shang Que and Ji Jingchuan stared at each other and started fighting.]
The director only said we couldn't laugh, but he didn't say we couldn't fight. Isn't it better to just not laugh during the fight?
Are you really a genius?
The staff stood beside them with three stopwatches, and the director raised his hand and shouted, "Ready—"
The countdown began, and the three groups stared at each other in pairs. Jiang Yize strained his facial muscles, preventing the corners of his mouth from curling upward. His expression gradually twisted in frustration, and his face quickly swelled like a pufferfish, swollen and red.
Lin Jinyi glanced at it unintentionally and almost couldn't hold it in, so she quickly looked away.
"puff--"
"Lin Jinyi and Jiang Yizhe's team, reset the timing."
Jiang Yizhe immediately defended himself: "Director, I didn't laugh."
"The corners of your mouth turned up."
"I have natural smiling lips!"
“Puff——”
As soon as he said this with confidence, Lu Zhixu and Ning Sheng couldn't help laughing.
【Hahahaha what the hell are these natural smiling lips.】
[You've done so many bad things, and you're laughing at yourself, but you're dragging others into it.]
[Have Shang Que and Ji Jingchuan ever quit drugs? They can even hold back their laughter.]
Lin Jinyi covered her face and said humiliatedly, "Stop talking and start over."
Jiang Yize rubbed the corner of his mouth and muttered softly: "That's how it is."
After the two groups were ready, the timing started from the beginning. The director reminded them, "Don't try to find loopholes. Follow the standards of Shang Que and Ji Jingchuan's group."
Everyone looked over and saw Shang Que and Ji Jingchuan with stern faces, looking at each other with sparks in their eyes, as if they were about to go to war if they disagreed.
As soon as the countdown ended, the two of them immediately looked away in disgust, picked up the map and compass, turned around and walked into the woods.
They are so in sync.
[I feel like I'm going blind if I look at it for one more second, hahahaha.]
It was early morning, and the forest was dark and cold. Ji Jingchuan walked in front of her angrily, as if he was determined not to talk to her.
Seeing this, Shang Que secretly called him a stingy guy and decided to ignore him.
The woods were filled with the scent of moist earth, occasionally accompanied by the chirping of birds and insects. The deeper we went, the dimmer the light became, and moss grew on the ground, a mottled green.
Shang Que was studying the map in her hands when she suddenly slipped and fell backwards. She let out a cry of surprise and stumbled a few times before managing to steady herself.
Ji Jingchuan, who was walking in front, heard the noise and turned around reflexively. Seeing that she was fine, he breathed a sigh of relief in a subtle way. He frowned and said in disgust, "You can fall even if you follow behind me, you——"
His voice suddenly paused, his pupils contracted: "Shang Que, there's a snake!"
Shang Que looked down in the direction he was looking, and saw a tiny skink lying on his exposed calf. It had a blue tail and a golden body, and looked a bit like a baby snake from a distance.
She took the blue-tailed skink down and put it back on the ground as if nothing had happened. When she looked up, she met Ji Jingchuan's terrified eyes.
"Shang Que, you've been bitten!" Ji Jingchuan saw the blood on her leg and asked anxiously, "What kind of snake is this? Is it poisonous?"
Shang Que stood up and walked forward, making up a story: "The seven-step snake has a very strong venom. Anyone bitten will die within seven steps."
Ji Jingchuan's expression changed: "Stop! You've already taken six steps, don't go any further!"
Shang Que:?
【Hahahahaha.】
【One dares to make up a true letter. 】
[What Ji Jingchuan (avoiding glances) I'm not a Ji Jingchuan fan (clenching the corner of my clothes) I'm really not a Trump fan (sweating) Please don't laugh at me]
Ji Jingchuan and the others laughed at you, but you were also really funny.
Shang Que stood there with his arms folded, frowning slightly, and began to wonder if there was something wrong with their family's genes: "You——"
Before she could finish her words, Ji Jingchuan suddenly squatted down in front of her, his voice trembling slightly: "Shang Que, come up, I'll carry you out to find a doctor."
"No need to call a doctor."
Shang Que was about to confess that she was fine, but Ji Jingchuan seemed to have misunderstood her meaning and shouted:
"What depressing words! You won't die as long as I'm here."
Shang Que was slightly startled, and for no reason she recalled a long time ago. When she was little, whenever she got into a fight with someone, Ji Jingchuan would always rush out to stand in front of her. Although he was obviously shorter than her, his small figure was very determined, like a puppy with bared teeth, shouting fiercely, "Don't bully my sister!" and then jumping on the older children to bite them.
The little person in my memory seemed to have grown up suddenly. His shoulders became broader and his back became straighter, but his voice was still the same as before. He was obviously panicked, but he pretended to be calm.
Just like now, Ji Jingchuan squatted very low, buried his head and urged anxiously: "Hurry up, I'll take you out."
Seeing that he couldn't convince himself, Shang Que could only lie down.
Ji Jingchuan immediately carried her on his back and strode back, repeating to himself, "It's okay, it's okay, you won't die. Shang Que, hold on, I'll take you to see a doctor right away, don't..."
Don't leave me alone again.
His voice was very low, and it was unclear whether he was speaking to her or brainwashing himself.
Shang Que patted his shoulder: "Stop talking, I want to sleep for a while."
I didn’t sleep well last night because of their quarrel, and I have to record a program early in the morning. Now I am really sleepy listening to him chanting.
Ji Jingchuan's body suddenly froze, and he quickened his pace, almost running: "Shang Que, don't sleep, don't fall asleep, I'll be out soon."
[Oh no, why did I suddenly pee in my eyes? 】
[Me too. I just laughed at Ji Jingchuan, and now I feel a little bit jealous.]
[Because he initially disagreed with the mission and didn't take the insect repellent sachet, he probably thought Shang Que's "snake bite" was his own fault.]
[Besides, they've been arguing for two years, so they've probably developed some feelings for each other.]
[Who said enemies can't become friends?]
[From this perspective, Ji Jingchuan is pretty good. Besides his shortcomings, he has his strengths.]
Even though Shang Que explained along the way that he was not bitten by a snake, Ji Jingchuan pretended not to hear him and just kept walking forward.
He quickly ran out of the woods with her. The moment he saw the production crew, Ji Jingchuan shouted, "Director, save Shang Que! She's been bitten by a snake!"
The director, who was enjoying the cool breeze in the shade of a tree, was so frightened that he dropped his fan and rushed over: "Impossible! The production team checked in advance and there are no snakes here."
Ji Jingchuan put Shang Que on the chair and said angrily after hearing this: "How is it impossible? Look at her face--"
rosy.
After that run just now, Shang Que is now in such good health that he can kill a cow with one punch.
Ji Jingchuan looked at her and changed the words on his lips: "It's already a last gasp, where's the doctor? Doctor!"
Shang Que couldn't bear it any longer, so he jumped down, walked over a few steps, and slapped him on the arm.
Ji Jingchuan widened his eyes: "You left seven--"
"Seven steps, eight steps, nine steps, ten steps, eleven steps." Shang Que circled in front of him and stopped. "He's not dead."
The anxiety on Ji Jingchuan's face turned into confusion, and then disbelief surged: "Shang Que, you lied to me?"
"I told you I was fine, but you just wouldn't listen."
"The blood on your leg..."
"Left by killing mosquitoes." Shang Que saw him standing there in a daze, thought for a moment, and said uncomfortably: "But you care about me so much, I still--" He was quite touched.
"Who cares about you?" Ji Jingchuan's eyelids suddenly turned red, and he raised his head in a big reaction, saying angrily: "Shang Que, I will never trust you again!!!"
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