Chapter 93: The 93rd Day of Wanting to Die
Yinzhen banged his head on the table and successfully knocked himself out.
He now feels very insignificant, as if he is in the clouds and mist.
He groaned: "Woo——"
Studying is not suitable for him.
It's so uncomfortable.
Yinzhen's face also turned pale. Sixth brother was too scary.
How could there be such a scary brother?
After hearing what he said, he almost doubted how he was born.
Although what Sixth Brother said was very interesting, their brains couldn't absorb so much knowledge at once.
It's a bit painful and a bit overwhelming.
Yin Zhuo politely declined the studious man's desire to discuss the matter and waved his hand towards Yin Zhen.
"Come here, I'm hungry."
His current dining partner is Xiao Shisi.
[I feel like I have lost half the fun of dining without the foodie Xiao Shisi. He is my destined dining partner.]
Yinzhen: ...
He was really impressed. Sixth brother was really capable. He had even become a foodie?
What does "dinner companion" mean?
Yinzhen didn't understand, but he chose to obey and honestly supported his sixth brother.
The others' eyes twitched as they watched. Little Fourteen was so attentive that he made him look like a eunuch.
Very bootlickering.
No matter what, as long as he is not allowed to study, he will do anything. He does not want to discuss what learning is made of.
He is the individual, composed of himself.
If this continues, Yinzhen feels that he will get stuck in a dead end.
He said in a daze: "Let's go, Sixth Brother."
If he didn't leave, he would be gone and sent away.
Yin Zhuo left, and everyone else's attention was immediately focused on the originally scary drawing.
Ge Jing was the oldest person present. Zhang Ying was an outsider and had already stood on one side. These were things that the princess and the princes were fighting for. It was not really his turn to grab the prize. He could only get closer to take a look and satisfy his cravings.
Ge Jing walked forward with a smile and said to the palace servants waiting outside: "Come here, give me a copy of this painting. I want to take it back to study and observe."
Yinyou and the others took a deep breath. No wonder Sixth Brother said that Fourth Sister was as brave as any man. Which princess would keep such a horrifying picture in her bedroom?
I'd probably get a fright if I woke up in the middle of the night.
Tana was also moved. Since her fourth sister was not afraid, she was certainly not afraid either.
She looked down at the pale-faced Wu Rina, held her hand, and said loudly: "Someone please copy it for me. If you want to see it, Wu Rina, come and see Fifth Sister."
Wuzhina nodded weakly.
Fortunately, her fifth sister didn't ask her to copy one as well. If she had taken it back, she wouldn't have been able to sleep even if she didn't hang it up.
This thing is a bit scary.
Just now, when Sixth Brother was speaking, she kept her eyes on him to give him face and didn't dare to look to the side. It was truly terrifying.
This Sixth Brother was not the gentle Sixth Brother who took her flying kites and played with her before.
What Sixth Brother went through was truly horrible.
She couldn't imagine what Sixth Brother was thinking when he first saw this picture. Was he excited? Or was he afraid?
But now it is obvious that Little Fourteen has already left in fear following Sixth Brother.
Yinyou was the oldest among the princes, so he was the first to speak: "Eighth, ninth, and tenth princes, do you want to copy it?"
Yinzhen frowned, and suddenly thought of something. He said directly: "Thank you for reminding me, Seventh Brother. I don't need it for now. I have something to ask Sixth Brother."
He thought, why not sell these drawings?
We can also make some models and sell them to doctors so that they can better understand the structure of the human body and have a general idea in their minds when treating patients.
When Yinzhen was chasing his sixth brother, he calmed down halfway through.
Now they can't accept what is on the drawings, let alone ordinary people.
If this drawing were to be spread, it might cause panic. Also, Sixth Brother's statement that the human body is made up of countless cells might cause confusion.
So he turned back, and Yinsi saw him coming back and asked in a low voice: "What's wrong?"
Yinzhen shook his head: "Nothing, I just had a ridiculous idea that I wanted to discuss with my sixth brother, but then I thought about it and felt that I was taking it for granted."
When Yinsi saw him glance at the drawing, he knew what he was thinking and couldn't help but pat him on the shoulder.
“No hurry.”
Just when Yinsi was talking to Yinlu, he suddenly heard someone calling him.
He looked up and saw the serious face of his fourth brother. He was stunned for a moment, then hurried out: "Fourth brother, do you want to talk to me about something?"
"Don't worry, let's have lunch together later. It's been a while since I last talked to you."
After Yinzhen knew the fate of the Eighth Prince, he thought about how to get along well with him. After all, judging from the course of history, there were still some bright spots in the Eighth Prince that were worth learning from, such as how to get along well with others.
For Yinzhen, keeping a blank expression was just a disguise for himself.
Because his experiences since childhood have led to his current situation.
Tana and Wujina in the room looked outside nervously, and were somewhat disappointed when they saw that Fourth Brother was not here to see them.
But after Yinzhen greeted them, this feeling of loss disappeared.
Maybe they just wanted to get the attention of the fourth brother.
They were flattered to see their usually stern fourth brother showing a gentle expression to them and nodding.
Yinsi was called away, and Yin'er and Yin'e would definitely follow him. They were also curious about what their fourth brother would say to their eighth brother.
When Yinsi, Yin'er, and Yin'e were about to leave, they all turned back to look at Yinxiang. Wouldn't the Thirteenth Prince go with them?
Sixth brother said that the two of them are true brothers.
Yinxiang was embarrassed: "Fourth brother and eighth brother, you guys go ahead. I still need to remember what Sixth brother said."
Yinzhen became interested: "Did Xiaoliu tell you about it, too?"
My goodness, how could Xiaoliu say such a cruel thing?
Yinsi pointed to the front of the room and said, "Sixth brother talked about what the human body is made of today."
Yinzhen then realized something was wrong. There was an extra board in front of him with traces of black charcoal on it.
At the same time, there is a scary painting.
Yinzhen took a glance and said, "Tell me what Xiaoliu said later."
Although he had heard it from the Emperor, he was also very curious now.
Yinzhen's face turned green.
The thought of talking about this at the dinner table made him lose his appetite.
He smiled palely: "Fourth Brother, Eighth Brother, I remembered that I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."
After saying this, he strode forward without waiting for the two to react.
Yin'e, who had realized what was happening, followed closely behind him: "My younger brother is going to do some work with my ninth brother, so I won't disturb the two elder brothers from having their meals."
After saying this, he ran and caught up with Yinzhen.
"Let's go to the training camp."
When Yin'e saw Yin'e catching up, Yin'er said in a low voice.
Ever since the sixth brother mentioned the idea of holding a military parade and told the eldest brother about it, the eldest brother set up a training camp.
Now they don’t attend the afternoon horse riding class anymore and go directly to the training camp to practice coordination.
When the time comes, these princes will have to take the lead, let the emperor see their mental outlook, and also show them to the common people.
This is also a way to become famous.
The difference between Sixth Brother and them is that he has a strong compassion and a sense of equality.
The idea of giving them royal power is completely different.
Before, they stood on the stage and watched others perform, but now it is their turn to perform for others, which is somewhat stressful.
But as the future Batulu of the Qing Dynasty, they are not afraid.
Yin'e nodded: "Okay, I don't have an appetite now either."
Their princes were all terrified, but those princesses were brave enough to come closer to investigate. It's really hard to understand.
Whoever said that women are less courageous than men, these sisters in his family are very courageous.
The two men left in disgrace.
The atmosphere between Yinzhen and Yinsi was a little awkward. Yinsi wanted to call Thirteen, but Thirteen was busy writing, and considering what he had just said, he had to give up.
"Let's go."
Yinzhen still had no expression on his face. He took the lead and walked in front.
Yinsi followed behind him obediently, and his usually eloquent mouth now didn't know what to say.
The atmosphere here is silent.
On the other side, Yin Zhuo had already drunk the hot sweet soup.
"Hot pot, hot pot, eat hot pot, and give me a little more hot mutton roll."
To be honest, Yin Zhuo didn't eat mutton before because he thought mutton had a pungent smell.
Just smelling it makes people want to vomit.
But he found that the mutton of the Qing Dynasty was different and had no smell at all.
He didn't know it when he ate it before and thought it was beef or pork. After asking, he found out it was mutton.
Yinzhen heard what Sixth Brother was thinking about mutton, and couldn't help but ask, "Sixth Brother, do you know why this mutton doesn't have a strong smell?"
Yin Zhuo nodded: "Why?"
Yinzhen choked. He thought his sixth brother would ignore him.
He had no choice but to answer obediently: "Because he grew up eating grass."
Yin Zhuo put down his chopsticks, his eyes widened: "Can eating grass eliminate the smell?"
This is amazing.
"Of course, and this is mutton from the grassland."
Yinzhen also knew something about the source of food. Although he was small, he was quite smart.
Yin Zhuo continued eating: "It's amazing."
The two of them ate while expressing their feelings.
Yinzhen's little tail was almost flying with pride, it turned out that there were things that his sixth brother didn't understand either.
Yin Zhuo was digesting his food after eating, and then he stared at Shisi's head. He reached out and touched the prickly part: "You have grown hair, that's great."
[I am not jealous, I am not jealous at all, why can he grow hair but I can't!!]
Yin Zhuo's face was twisted with jealousy.
It's really enviable.
Yinzhen was so scared that he almost dropped his chopsticks. What happened to Sixth Brother? Why did he suddenly go crazy?
And the hand that was stroking his head was still exerting more force.
Yinzhen suddenly became afraid: "Sixth brother, you will grow taller if you eat more."
Stop touching his head, my brother is scared!
胤祯小心翼翼的瞅了一眼六哥的頭頂,好家夥,還真沒有。
難道六哥得此神通的代價就是不長頭發。
胤祯的眼神深深的刺痛了尹灼脆弱的心。
他傷心的吸了吸鼻子:“沒關系的,我這是聰明的腦袋不長毛,我不在意的,這就是聰明人的代價,沒事的……嗚——”
說到最後,尹灼大聲的抽泣了一聲。
胤祯瞬間慌了,他試探的道:“六哥,不如我們去找鄭太醫吧。”
尹灼抽泣的更大聲了。
【要是鄭太醫有用,我還用坐在這裏嗎?】
胤祯沉默,然後只能安慰的拍拍六哥的肩膀。
鄭太醫都沒有辦法了,那他也無能為力了。
胤祯又想起了什麽。
“六哥,下午的訓練營你要去嗎?”
他可是兒童隊的代表,到時候可要帶着宗室那些人一同做個表率的。
到時候可要在六哥面前好好表現一番,六哥看到他有出息了肯定會特別的開心的。
畢竟一開始兩個人相見的時候,他給六哥留的印象就不怎麽好。
這會他要用實際行動奪回屬于自己的面子,用行動來證明他已經能給六哥掙面子了。
以後即使他沒有四哥那麽出息,沒有六哥那麽聰明,但他會用自己的雙手給額娘掙榮譽,讓別人提到額娘的時候不止能夠想到四哥和六哥也能夠想起他十四。
他十四以後要向皇阿瑪一樣上陣殺敵。
六哥不是讨厭倭國嗎?
等他長大,他就把倭國打下來,屁大點地,還敢欺負他們大清的人。
雖然還沒正式閱兵,胤祯已經幻想出自己穿上将軍服裝上陣殺敵的英姿。
尹灼見他握着拳頭,臉上繃緊,不知道在想什麽。
“你怎麽了?”
“六哥,你放心,我會為你出氣的,等我長大了我就把倭國打下來,不讓他們騷擾海邊的漁民。”
保護好他們。
胤祯十分有志氣的道。
尹灼也收起作怪的想法,摸了摸他的腦袋:“不錯,十四有出息了。”
【不知道該如何跟他們說,我跟他們講的很多人體的知識,有一部分就是用這篇土地上的人用生命換出來的,那倭國侵占我們的土地,殘害我們的子民,還殘酷的在他們身上做人體實驗,制作人體病毒,都說女人是用水做的,但這并不是說女子愛哭,男女體內含有的大部分都是水,約占人體重量的百分之七十,這個結論就是那倭國在我國的子民身上做實驗得出來的結論,簡直沒有把我們當人看,而是當實驗室裏的小白鼠,不對,恐怕連小白鼠也比不上,小白鼠還能反抗逃脫,但被抓去做實驗的人只能麻木的接受那殘酷的死亡,那是最痛苦的死亡。】
胤祯原本因為六哥誇獎他而得意的嘴角壓了下去,整個小臉都白了三分。
啥啥啥?
哎呦,胤祯真是服了,那倭國還真能在雷點上跳舞。
啧,此生他不打敗倭國真就沒臉下去見六哥了。
什麽事啊這都是。
胤祯又想到了那個人體結構圖,他沉默了片刻,想到還在那邊臨摹圖紙好學的哥哥姐姐們,覺得有些慚愧。
他低頭思忖了一下,然後把腦袋從六哥手下挪出來,站到尹灼的對面,嚴肅的道:“六哥,剛剛你講的內容我還沒學會,弟弟先去尚書房一趟,等下直接出宮去訓練營了,你要是想去的話,可以去找七哥。”
他得好一會兒學。
說完,胤祯就有些迫不及待的走了。
尹灼舉着手楞在原地,不是,十四這是什麽意思啊?
他摸了摸頭,不太清楚緣由。
最後也只能放過他,因為他困了。
打算回去睡個午覺,結果在阿哥所門口被人給攔住了。
梁九功恭敬的道:“六阿哥,皇上派奴才在這等您,洋人那邊送來了不少新鮮玩意,皇上想讓您過去選一選。”
尹灼揉揉眼睛,然後道:“行叭。”
他也好奇洋人會送什麽東西過來。
康熙沒想到那些洋人為了讨他歡心還真的送了不少東西過來,其中一個就是懷表。
雖然不是什麽稀罕物,但也不常見,主要他可以把這個懷表送給小六了。
這次比較罕見的還送了一些農作物過來。
尹灼到的時候,康熙朝他點點頭:“嗯,那邊就是,桌上的這個懷表給你的,你留着吧。”
尹灼瞪眼:“這個時候就有懷表了嗎?”
說完,他就意識到自己說漏嘴了,連忙補充道:“兒臣是說,這個懷表可真精致。”
【不知道是不是德國生産的?等等,剛剛顯得我也太文盲了,這懷表最早是出現在明朝萬歷年間吧,紅樓夢裏都有所記載,但紅樓夢還是禁書,要是跟《西游記》一起拍出來了,說不定還能刺激一波文娛經濟的發展,現在大清別的不說,就是窮,戲班子也不是一般人能夠請的起的,但要我說,還真的想看看西游記拍出來的樣子,猴哥可是現代人心目中唯一的男主角,年輕的時候不要遇到過于帥氣的猴~不然心都被他給迷走了。】
康熙雲裏霧裏的,這懷表是大不列颠那邊來的,做生意的商人送過來的,可不是什麽德國。
而且小六說那什麽紅樓夢和西游記,據他所知裏面的內容多少有些誤導平民百姓。
但他對小六說的這個文娛經濟十分的感興趣。
唱曲跳舞的只能在特定的場所,也興不起太大的風浪吧,怎麽就能夠形成一種經濟的名頭?
【要我說那嘉靖帝禁了我最喜歡的猴哥,實在是太不知道變通了,西游記不經改變裏面描述的卻是恐怖吓人,但時代是在變化的,取其精華去其糟粕不就好了嗎?你給他美化一下,形成一個産品ip,到時候不僅能賺到自家人的錢還能賺到別人家的錢!】
康熙愣住,産品ip……還有美化那是什麽?
美化一下裏面的人物那不就涉嫌造假了嗎?
但康熙很心動,現在卻是要有一股風能夠帶動一下大清死氣沉沉的經濟氛圍。
說不定還能夠提供更多的就業崗位。
尹灼看着懷表發呆,突然一拍大腿!
“哎呦!怎麽把我的好哥哥好弟弟們給忘了!”
【哈哈哈哈哈九龍奪嫡不就是最好的ip角色嗎?但我要這麽說出來皇阿瑪會不會打死我?】
康熙黑線,小六這意思他明白了,怎麽說,讓他那八個不争氣的兒子和未來的皇帝去換錢?
【我心動了,我為錢折腰了,我已經想好怎麽印小卡了!】
康熙就那樣沉默的看着小六走神,已經雙臂環胸打算聽聽他的計劃了。
【首先肯定不能用哥哥的名字,其次朝代也不能是清朝,接着又要讓所有人都知道這就是清宮裏的幾個阿哥。】
康熙:……
不是,你圖個掩耳盜鈴呗……
小六果然還是一如既往的不靠譜。
那什麽小卡……
康熙突然想到了自己的綠頭牌,不會真是那樣吧。
尹灼放下懷表然後湊到康熙面前:“皇阿瑪兒臣這裏有一個故事。”
康熙下巴一揚,示意他開始表演。
尹灼咳了一下,然後圓圓的眼睛盯着康熙,先一步道:“是這樣的,兒臣打算把這故事拍出來,不是,找戲班子演出來,然後……”
尹灼叽裏咕嚕的把自己的計劃給說了出來,康熙聽着聽着眉頭就皺了起來。
“你是說,讓人買卡為他們投票,然後選出最受歡迎的皇子讓他當儲君?不是,你把別人當傻子嗎?誰會買這種東西?而且先不聯系實際,這就是你說的紙片人,看不到摸不着的!”
康熙覺得很荒謬,小六這是想賺錢想瘋了。
尹灼不服:“能摸得着的,我還做抱枕賣呢。”
康熙:……
他真的想知道他那幾個兒子聽說這件事後的臉色,會不會想把小六抓起來揍一頓。
尹灼也有些心虛,臉上有些不自然。
【我都已經說了故事是架空的了,皇阿瑪不會懷疑了吧?歷史上那麽多朝代,這清朝入關都沒幾年,哪知道歷史上每個朝代發生的事呢,我這故事的背景就是五胡亂華的時候,反正當時朝代更替的快。】
【但我好纏清朝的服飾,有種粗看簡潔,但細看卻蘊含很多內容的感覺,主要是他的配色很神奇,有種怪異的美,怪不得現代的僵屍都以清朝的官員服裝為例,确實适合烘托氛圍。】
康熙挑眉,清朝的服飾?
小六說的也只能是貴族穿的那種,貧苦百姓的穿着還是灰撲撲的麻衣。
但是現在有了新型紡紗機不出幾年,大家都能穿上棉布制作的衣服了。
總算有點被誇到的地方了,雖然是外在的,但康熙還是輕松了一些。
這幾天被壓力的,他都沒有放松過。
“朕覺得可以,你可以偷偷的實施,到時候給你的幾個哥哥一個驚喜。”
康熙笑着看小六。
Yin Zhuo's hands and feet were stiff, and he quickly denied: "I didn't mean any hidden meaning. Your Majesty, please don't slander me. When they come to me to ask for an explanation, I will say that it was your Majesty who ordered it."
[Yes, that's right. It has nothing to do with me.]
Kangxi didn't care. Since he chose to let it go, he decided to start by spreading the stories about his sons' future.
He could already feel how exciting the Nine Dragons Seizing the Heir was from Xiaoliu's mouth.
Xiaoliu was quite kind, allowing him to see in advance the story of his sons fighting for the throne.
Wonderful, very wonderful.
He is already getting impatient. When the small card comes out, who will he support?
Wait, Kangxi felt that things would get even more exciting.
Now the prince's faction and the eldest prince's faction in the court have become obedient, if Xiaoliu can accomplish this goal.
Will those ministers buy small cards to support their own parties?
Kangxi felt that he had been corrupted by Xiaoliu and had become immoral after being with him for so long.
This is not the same person as before.
He had definitely never done this before, and would never betray his own son.
If the sons could really cheat people out of money, it would help to fill the national treasury.
But he thought that this story had already spread and there would be another quarrel in the court.
Kangxi got a headache just thinking about that scene.
He rubbed his brows and held Xiaoliu's hand: "Hurry up and rub my head. I feel a little uncomfortable."
However, Yin Zhuo saw something in the box that made him drool: "Ahhh chocolate!!"
Although it was still raw material, he had watched short videos and knew that this thing could be used to make white chocolate.
"There are also coffee seeds?! Wait, is this broccoli? Hey, there is also corn?"
[No, I remember that sweet potatoes were introduced in the Ming Dynasty. Why haven’t I eaten them in such a long time since I came here? And corn, I just said that something was missing in the hot pot, there were no corn cobs! ]
Kangxi, who was left aside: ...
No, Xiaoliu, can you please be more considerate of this old man? Is he not as good as those food?