The program team prepared several sets of ancient costumes, white is noble, black is cool, blue is elegant, yellow is noble, gray is elegant, pink is cute, blue is cool, and red is enchanting. Each set of clothes has its own advantages. The best ones are naturally white and black. As long as you are not particularly ugly, you can add some color to your appearance no matter how you wear them. Therefore, the white and black clothes were distributed to the most famous Liu family and Li family in the martial arts world today. Liu Tianyun wore white and Li Chenyi wore black. Pink was given to the only female hero Xu Zhizhen, and blue was given to the Confucian Confucius Mo. In short, no matter which color, there are candidates, but red was forgotten in the corner.
In fact, red is very beautiful. Women will look gorgeous when wearing it. However, if a man wears red clothes, it is very challenging to his appearance. Not all men can wear this clothes well. Even if it looks good, it will have a kind of evil spirit. If a good-looking male star wears it, he may become famous with his evil spirit. However, the people who came to participate in "Kung Fu Master" are all heroes who want to establish a positive image. No one wants to give people the feeling of a cult leader at the beginning. Therefore, red was rejected for being eye-catching. In the end, it was given to Yan Changge, who had no background and no sponsorship fees.
When Yan Changge saw the red clothes, he sighed and said, "I have a murderous aura that makes people afraid of me. If I wear clothes of this color, I am afraid that the audience will think I am a big devil."
"No way!" Qu Lian looked at Yan Changge with starry eyes and said, "I think this dress is simply stunning! How come you have such a good figure? Obviously, this kind of dress would make you look either effeminate or unruly, but look at you, with your slim arms and waist and long limbs, this dress couldn't be a better fit for you!"
Yan Changge put on the wig prepared by the crew, which was tied high on his head and let his hair fall loosely. His messy black hair was draped over his red clothes, and with the bloody aura on his body, he looked extremely evil. At this time, Yan Changge felt that the bloody aura on his body was about to materialize and dissipate. He already had the shocking feeling of having blood behind him like in the movies without any special effects.
He looked at himself in the dressing mirror and sighed again. With this first impression, he didn't know how to act in a way that would give the audience a friendly feeling.
"It's okay, it's okay!" Qu Lian said without any worries, "Haven't you heard that beauty is justice? Don't pay attention to those guys who are pretentious and care about their reputation. They are all hypocrites. What's popular these days is the chivalrous man who is open and honest, good and evil, free and unfettered, but has a clear conscience. And as long as you have good looks, you are not afraid of anything!"
With Qu Lian's comfort, Yan Changge finally felt a little relieved. After changing clothes, the two set off for the program recording location.
The program crew prepared single clothes for all the masters, with only this layer of clothing outside the underwear. However, before the program recording, only Yan Changge really waited outside in single clothes, while the other guests wore long down jackets and thick cotton shoes, and changed them after the recording began. Even if they have internal strength to withstand the severe cold, as normal humans, it is better to be warmer. Everyone is not a fool, so why start to consume internal strength so early?
Only Yan Changge was standing in the middle of the vast white, wearing a red coat. He looked very eye-catching, very refreshing, and very cold. The director couldn't help shivering when he saw Yan Changge. He said, "Well...Xiaoyan, we haven't started the official recording of the program yet. We are just explaining it now. You don't need to wear so little. There is a spare coat here. Hurry up and put it on."
"That's not necessary," Yan Changge smiled and thanked the director for his kindness, "I have special internal strength, so I'm not very sensitive to the outside temperature, so I won't feel too cold."
He is the black iron from outer space, with a melting point of tens of thousands of degrees. He doesn't feel much heat, nor does he feel much cold. Not to mention that it's only minus 30 degrees, even if it's minus 100 degrees, Yan Changge won't feel that cold. His anti-freeze ability is better than the clothes he's wearing, and he's not afraid of the cold at all.
Even though metal conducts temperature, there was no heat in his body and he was colder than a dead person. In order to avoid being discovered, Yan Changge tried not to get close to anyone.
Since he was not afraid of the cold, the director did not say anything. These martial arts masters were different from the little stars who wanted to be famous. He treated them with great respect. Otherwise, if any of them got angry and slapped him, he would suffer internal injuries for several years.
Liu Tianyun, who was wearing a white down jacket over a white suit, glanced at Yan Changge and was shocked by the evil spirit that was almost emanating from his body. He slowly retracted his gaze and decided to stay as far away from him as possible during the recording. It was said that Yan Changge got this guest position by beating up Lin Hengyan and threatening the Lin family severely. Even their big family would try not to make enemies with such a fearless person to avoid losses to the family. Of course, this does not mean that the Liu family is afraid of Yan Changge, but the Liu family has strict family education and will not offend people easily.
Liu Tianyun thought so, and so did the others. Except for Qu Lian, who could still stay safely beside Yan Changge, the rest of the people really stayed as far away from him as possible, fearing that they would be resented by him if they had any contact with him. This person doesn't look like a good person at first glance, and he used despicable means to get the role. His agent was Shang Huaiyuan, who was the most hype and unscrupulous in the circle. This kind of person should be avoided if possible.
Not only his opponents thought so, but even the staff thought so, so Yan Changge just continued to be a quiet handsome man, with a big white bear Qu Lian by his side.
This episode of the Snow Mountain program is a badge snatching battle, but the badge is not worn by the warrior, but by the partner. Considering that the partner does not know martial arts, and also to increase the difficulty, all partners wear white down jackets and pin the badge on the left chest. The warrior must protect his partner's badge from being snatched while snatching the badge of others.
The color of the badge is the same as the warrior's color. You can cover it with your hands or hide it in the snow, except that you are not allowed to take it off. In other words, if you are separated from your partner in the dark, you may not be able to find out who the partner in front of you is.
In the final battle for the badges, only one team has the opportunity to set off with their partners, and the rest of the teams have to set off on their own.
The group that received the highest score in the previous few activities can move together with their partner.
After explaining the rules of the event, the filming began. Everyone took off their thick clothes, revealing the beautiful ancient costumes prepared by the program crew. After the program crew left, Yan Changge, dressed in red, was like the most beautiful red on the snowy mountain. There was no need to look at his face, his figure alone was breathtakingly beautiful.
The camera was pointed at him, intending to record a close-up of each character. Yan Changge held Qu Lian's hand in his palm and said softly, "The program will start recording from now on. After the first few activities are over, the last battle for the badge must be at night. I will never let you wander around in the snowy mountains alone at night. For this reason, I will definitely get the first place in the first few activities."
Such affectionate eyes, such gentle care, such a gentle devotion to you despite being filled with murderous intent, the photographer instantly imagined countless stories in his mind and focused the camera on them.
Qu Lian pulled his hand out of Yan Changge's hand and said, "I can't do it anymore. Your hands are too cold. I'm going to borrow a glove from the show crew. Please don't cover my hand directly. Let's cover it through the glove."
Photographer: “…”
The first event is "Snowfall", which is a single-player competition for guests without a partner. This event uses a deduction system, and each guest has 100 initial points. The program team will use a blower to throw special white "snowflakes" on the guests, and these snowflakes will stick to their clothes and leave white spots. The snowflake throwing lasts for ten minutes. After ten minutes, check the snowflake spots on your body. If you find one, you will deduct one point. If you deduct all 100 points in the first game, you will not have the opportunity to participate in the second game.
Considering that everyone has different martial arts schools, weapons can be used in this singles match. Everyone chose the weapon that they are best at. Only Yan Changge looked at Qu Lian and smiled and said, "What weapon do you want to see me use?"
Qu Lian had seen Yan Changge use unconventional weapons such as motorcycles, mop handles, ties, etc., and his taste had become heavy because of Yan Changge, and he didn't want to see him use the regular weapons prepared by the program team. In addition, Yan Changge's martial arts skills were too high, and even with his bare hands, a single snowflake could not fall on him. Qu Lian actually sympathized with the people who participated in the competition with Yan Changge, fearing that they would be hit too hard, so he thought of making it more difficult for Yan Changge. So he took out a mobile phone from his pocket and put it in Yan Changge's hand and said, "This phone will do."
Program crew members: "..."
Qu Lian also instructed: "Remember to record while hiding. I want to see everyone's face and the beautiful scene of falling snow."
Photographer: “…”
The reason why they chose celebrities of different genders as the guests was to create a love atmosphere of a hero saving a beauty. Nowadays, same-sex couples can get married, so it is good to have a same-sex couple in the program. They don’t mind Yan Changge pursuing Qu Lian or showing affection in the program. But what is the feeling of the husband working hard in the front and the wife working hard in the back? Qu Lian, is there really no problem with this weapon? Otherwise, Yan Changge would have been eliminated in the first round!
Because the program can be edited later, the director asked directly: "Do you need to change the weapon? If so, this part can be re-recorded and we will edit out the previous part later."
"No need," Yan Changge took the phone confidently, "As long as it's his request, no matter how difficult it is, I will achieve it."
His face was filled with happiness, and this sweet atmosphere actually dispelled some of the murderous aura in Yan Changge, making him look a little warmer. However, the ice and snow were already cold enough, and he still looked so happy, which really made people want to hit this couple who were showing off their affection.
The director said blankly, "Okay, whatever you want."
All the guests stood in their own positions. When the program team started, the blower blew countless specially made snowflakes towards the guests. Originally, the program team wanted to blow hot air so that the guests could feel better. However, there was snow all around, and the snow would show signs of melting within ten minutes, which would allow the audience to see what kind of wind it was. There was no choice but to blow natural wind. The temperature was cold enough, and this cold wind was even more irresistible.
The eight masters, who were only wearing single clothes, had their clothes fluttering in the cold wind. Not only did they not feel the cold at all, but they also had a kind of bleak beauty standing in the wind.
The special snowflakes flew towards the guests under the blowing of the blower. They took out knives, guns, swords and sticks one after another, and the pink-dressed heroine actually used a fiery red whip. The long whip instantly drew a web-like whip shadow in the air, making Xu Zhizhen seem to be wrapped in flames. Not a single snowflake could break through the protective circle of the whip.
Liu Tianyun was dressed in white, like a handsome young man in a martial arts novel. He used the most standard long sword. With his elegant mind, the long sword danced in the air, drawing dazzling cold light. There was a sense of danger in his unrestrained manner. His martial arts were both powerful and handsome.
Li Chenyi was holding a long sword, which weighed more than 30 kilograms. It was extremely heavy just to hold it in his hand, and it was impossible for him to swing it as easily as Liu Tianyun. He was dressed in a cold black robe, holding a long sword weighing nearly 70 kilograms. Facing the snowflakes that covered the sky, he held the handle of the sword tightly with both hands, jumped high, and used his internal strength to "split Huashan with force" and chopped down with a momentum that covered the mountains and rivers. Under the wind of the sword, the wind blown by the blower was split by his sword, and all the snowflakes flew to both sides as if they were afraid of him. Li Chenyi was holding a sword, and each sword was heavy, with a posture of "one man guarding the pass, ten thousand men cannot open it".
There were also people using guns, sticks, locks, and nunchakus. Everyone used his own weapon to blow away the snow. Only Yan Changge, who was holding a camera phone, had just turned on the screen when the blower started blowing, and had just turned on the camera when the staff were throwing the snow.
The photographer who was filming Yan Changge showed a look of horrible pain. When the snowflakes were about to fly onto Yan Changge, the photographer mercifully closed his eyes. He didn't want to see the tragic scene of Yan Changge being covered with snowflakes and his red clothes turning into white.
However, when the photographer came back to his senses and opened his eyes, he saw the phone in Yan Changge's hand flashing coldly, drawing streaks of light from the screen in the air. The phone was only 10-12 centimeters away, and the snowflakes flying towards Yan Changge seemed to freeze and stop at a distance of 10 centimeters, unable to attack at all. Yan Changge didn't know when he changed the photography mode to the photo mode, and he didn't know how fast he pressed the phone. The flash light kept flashing like a knife cutting his throat, and the snowflakes seemed to have encountered a barrier 10 centimeters away from Yan Changge, freezing there, unable to get close at all.
When the countdown alarm sounded, Yan Changge suddenly retracted his mobile phone and slapped the snowflakes that had been frozen in the air. All the snowflakes that had originally flown towards Yan Changge were blown back by his palm wind. The wind blown out by the blower was no match for Yan Changge's palm wind. The wind direction was against the flow, and the snowflakes fell on both sides of the blower.
As the countdown finished counting down to the last second, Yan Changge retracted his palm. The wind from the blower blew over again, blowing his hair back, revealing a face as perfect as a sculpture. His red clothes were blown by the wind. In the white snow, he stood in the wind, stroking his palms, without a single snowflake on his body. In the camera, it seemed that there was only Yan Changge in the world. The white background brought out a desolate loneliness, and the red dyed his murderous appearance red. He was the arrogant leader of the demon cult in the snow. No one could defeat him and no one could get close to him. He was so distant that not even a snowflake dared to get close to him.
When the director said "OK, it's over", Yan Changge took out his phone and took another photo. He ran to Qu Lian and handed him the photo and said, "The action video is probably blurry. I have no choice but to switch to photo mode. The first few photos are of other guests, and the last one is my selfie. Do you think it's good?"
Even though they were very scared of Yan Changge, the staff of the program team couldn't help but stick their heads out to look at their phones. They really wanted to know what the quality of the photos they would take while using the phone as a dagger would be like!
The quality is proven to be very good! Yan Changge even had time to open the Meipai software and pick out the most suitable background colors for each guest. Every person looked so beautiful that they could be used as stills!
Xu Zhizhen, Liu Tianyun, Li Chenyi, and Yan Changge all had no white spots on their bodies, not a single snowflake blew on them, all of them scored 100 points, and they were originally evenly matched. But because of Yan Changge's weapon and the harsh conditions proposed by Qu Lian, Yan Changge stood out in just one event. Anyone with a discerning eye could see that his martial arts skills were far superior to the others.
Everyone's martial arts skills were pretty good. In the end, only four people still scored 100 points, but the remaining four didn't fall far behind. The lowest one still had 97 points. It was impossible to tell the level of their martial arts skills from the first activity.
The author has something to say:
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About mobile phone——
Yan Changge has recently become obsessed with taking selfies. He handed his phone to Qu Lian and said: What do you think of these new photos I took?
Qu Lian (looks confused): Your selfie? There’s nothing!
Yan Changge: Look carefully
Qu Lian (squinting): Isn't this our backyard? When did you put up the clothesline? Are you hanging my underwear outside to disinfect it?
Yan Changge: No, I just set the selfie time and your underwear was blown away by the wind, and I took a photo with it accidentally.
Qu Lian (all misty): Group photo? Where?
Yan Changge: Look at the side of the underwear
Qu Lian looked carefully and saw a flash of light next to the underwear,
Yan Changge: This light is me. It was so fast that I could only catch the reflection.
Qu Lian: …
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Today I will post some classic comments from readers——
1. Comments from Ran Jing:
After knowing Chang Ge's identity, Qu Lian seemed to have some kind of shadow.
Small Theater 1
Yan Changge: Lianlian, you haven't sharpened my knife for a long time. It's blunt.
Qu Lian: Grit your teeth. Even though you have made up for it with your merits every time, I still feel at ease only when I have a plane ticket when I go out!
Yan Changge: It's just a ticket. Where are you flying to? I'll go buy it right now.
Qu Lian: Sneered, go buy it yourself. If you buy the right one, I will show you how to swallow a sword. If you buy the wrong one, haha
Small Theater 2
Yan Changge: Why do the ladies in the supermarket look at me with such satisfaction?
Qu Lian: Maybe you think you love your wife very much, but you don’t know how much I actually love her!
Yan Changge: My dear wife, what about the promised benefits?
Qu Lian: I heard that glass shards smell like human blood.
Yan Changge thought about it and felt that Shen Yifei was more reliable.
Yan Changge: Brother Shen, may I ask what this plane ticket is?
Shen Yifei: I don't deserve to be called "big brother". As for the plane ticket... (whispering) you can go to the supermarket and ask the salesperson for the "things girls use when they bleed every month".
Looking up, I see Yan Sha Shen is not a good person.
Shen Yifei: Can you make yourself look like a good person? Although you are indeed a good person
Yan Changge: Sigh, it seems this is indeed a difficult task. I wonder why it is named like this?
Shen Yifei: Sigh, when my wife bought the plane ticket, I had to masturbate.