Chapter 022 I Want to Sleep with You Tonight

"You Liang, do you want to die?"

The online market had just ended and You Liang was about to go back to feed the pigs and chickens when he received a call from Zhou Chong.

This is what I heard as soon as the phone call came through.

You Liang was scared, helpless, at a loss, and aggrieved.

"Brother, what's wrong? I helped you watch over the people."

"Do you think Qingshan Xiaobao likes Zhou Shuo more?!"

You Liang never expected it was for this!

Just to call and scold him for this?

"Brother! I'm here to comfort the child!"

"Half a sweet potato made you sell out your conscience?"

You Liang couldn't argue at all and lowered his head, "Brother, I was wrong. But, brother, how did you know?"

You Liang and Zhou Shuo came here to have fun on their own and did not participate in the recording of the program. There was no equipment to follow them.

Zhou Chong: "There are cameras all around."

“…”

You Liang looked around vigilantly and took Zhou Shuo to Shan Qingshan's house.

"Brother, I want to go back. I feed the pigs and chickens every day, but they don't feed me. I haven't even had an egg to eat yet!"

Zhou Chong's merciless laughter came from the phone.

You Liang was even sadder, "Brother, you're still laughing!"

"You Liang, your existence makes me very happy, really."

You Liang was confused, but a little happy, "Really?"

"Well, I always thought that Qingshan Xiaobao was nothing special to me, but now that I see you... I didn't expect that he has two faces at such a young age. He is so good to me, he must have me in his heart."

“…”

It's not easy to be moved once, but you get scarred for life.

When I was feeding the pigs, I saw that they were resentful, so I grabbed a small piece of pumpkin and threw it at the pigs.

Shan Qingshan came back and saw it.

With no expression on his face, he just looks at you quietly.

You Liang instantly became nervous, and timidly pushed Zhou Shuo forward to block the disaster, saying weakly: "I'll just see if it can catch it."

Shan Qingshan looked at You Liang as if he were mentally retarded, "It's a pig, not a dog."

You Liang: I felt insulted.

He had brought this insult upon himself.

Zhou Shuo looked down on You Liang for pushing him forward, then walked towards Shan Qingshan and asked, "Can I go pick some sweet potatoes?"

Shan Qingshan nodded.

Zhou Shuo immediately followed Shan Qingshan into the house proudly like a rooster.

As soon as You Liang finished feeding the chickens, Zhou Shuo came over with his sweet potatoes to show off.

The sweet potato in his hand was not big.

You Liang betrayed his brother for half a sweet potato.

Zhou Shuo also deceived him!

You Liang felt that only his hurt world was complete!

Zhou Shuo tore off a small piece of sweet potato skin, which had a little bit of food on it. He handed it over like alms, "Do you want to eat it?"

Especially good temperament.

Not only did he not give it to her, he even insulted her!

But that sweet potato looks really good! It's red and oozing with honey! It smells good too!

You Liang is a man of integrity and he refuses to eat.

"Who are you sending? I'm just starving to death..."

"I'd rather die outside and jump off from here than eat a single bite of the roasted sweet potato!" Zhou Shuo added in a childish voice, then took back the sweet potato skin and ate it himself, with honey still on his face. He said in a heavy voice, "It smells so good!"

You Lianghao wanted to beat him to death!

Zhou Shuo chuckled, turned around and ran while shouting.

"My brother said he won't eat it! He wouldn't eat it even if he starved to death! Give me that too!"

"You bastard, you tricked me!"

You Liang started to chase him, but after running for only two steps, Zhou Shuo in front of him fell to the ground with a "bang". The sweet potato in his hand flew out, and a chicken came up to peck at it immediately.

“My sweet potatoes…”

Shan Qingshan just came out with another roasted sweet potato. He looked at Zhou Shuo on the ground and then at You Liang.

The world stopped at this moment.

You Liang quickly waved his hands, "It has nothing to do with me, he fell on his own."

Shan Qingshan squatted down, touched Zhou Shuo's arms and legs, confirmed that he was fine, and stood up, "Stand up by yourself."

You Liang stepped forward, "Why are you touching him?"

"See if anything is broken or dislocated. If you stand up directly, it will hurt more seriously."

You Liang understood. He took the freshly baked sweet potato from Shan Qingshan and thought to himself: The Zhou brothers are not human beings. My sister-in-law is still the best.

Before he could even take a bite of the sweet potato, he saw Zhou Shuo, who was halfway up the mountain, lie down again.

"Touch me again, I'm wearing more clothes."

You Liang: “…”

A strong desire to survive.

Shan Qingshan squatted down and touched it carefully, asking if it hurt here or there. Zhou Shuo answered one by one. After checking step by step, Zhou Shuo got up, clapped his hands, patted his clothes, and then stretched out his dirty little hands.

"sweet potato."

Shan Qingshan: "Go wash your hands."

Zhou Shuo went there immediately, and while washing, he asked, "Can I watch and bake it myself?"

"able."

Zhou Shuo immediately ran behind the stove, his little face glowing red under the firelight, and he got closer.

Shan Qingshan: "Sit further away."

Zhou Shuo stood up immediately, moved the small stool back, and sat down again.

You Liang was stunned.

Is this still Zhou Shuo?

What about his stubbornness, unreasonableness and pride?

Was it pecked away by a chicken along with his sweet potatoes?

You Liang stepped forward and said, "Get me another one."

Zhou Shuo looked at him with contempt, "No, I don't want it."

You Liang felt relieved.

It’s still the familiar taste, still the same Zhou Shuo.

After dinner, Shan Qingshan found that You Liang couldn't find hot water, so he showed him the soup pot on the stove, which contained hot water for cooking.

You Liang was greatly shocked and looked up and down, left and right.

"This is the wisdom of the working people. How wonderful!"

Shan Qingshan: “…”

Shan Qingshan: "You remind me of a person in one of the four great classics."

The Four Great Classics?!

Such a high evaluation?

You Liang was excited, "Who is it? Who is it?"

Who did he hook up with?

"What do you think?" Shan Qingshan said and left.

While washing dishes, You Liang thought of Journey to the West, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and then Water Margin. He immediately ruled out the correct answer, A Dream of Red Mansions.

After washing the dishes, You Liang excitedly called Zhou Chong.

"Brother, I want this sister-in-law! I want this sister-in-law!"

Zhou Chong looked at the phone screen to confirm the caller, then turned on the live broadcast. While watching what happened with his own eyes, he asked, "Did you take the wrong medicine?"

"He roasted sweet potatoes for me, taught me how to use hot water, and praised me for looking like a character from one of the Four Great Classical Novels!"

"Praise you?"

Zhou Chong frowned, and then saw the comments from netizens.

There are also some sporadic comments about what just happened.

[High EQ: Someone in the Four Great Classics Low EQ: Granny Liu Visits the Grand View Garden]

[This is so funny, has Qingshan Xiaobao's mouth been corrupted by the young master? ]

[Correct, pertinent, and to the point]

…

Zhou Chong curled his lips, not intending to tell You Liang the truth.

"It's all him whether you want it or not. Hang up."

"Brother! Are you done with your work? When will you be back?"

"I have something to do tomorrow, so I won't be able to watch Qingshan Xiaobao's live broadcast. Pay more attention to him. I'm hanging up now."

After Zhou Chong finished speaking, he hung up the phone and looked at Shan Qingshan’s live broadcast room.

When in the village, all the guests could not see their own live broadcast rooms and had no idea of ​​the situation.

Zhou Chong saw it now and realized how popular Shan Qingshan's live broadcast room was! How dense the comments were! How many people wanted to form a group to steal his treasure!

Zhou Chong sneered, and then heard the voice of his younger brother coming from the live broadcast room.

"I want to sleep with you tonight."