Chapter 061 How did you get into Beijing University?
The director didn't dare to watch this commotion, so he quickly asked someone to go forward and help Shan Jian up.
But everyone dislikes it.
Covered in shit!
He's covered in shit!
Shan Jian was fatally hit by a chicken and fell into a pig trough.
At this moment, my lower body hurts both in the front and in the back.
I wanted to stand up, but I couldn't do it. I could only roll down from the trough and crawl out.
While crawling, he kept his mouth open to prevent himself from swallowing the feces.
“Water, water!”
He is going crazy!
The director quickly ordered someone to connect a water pipe to the faucet and flush it towards Shan Jian's mouth, face and head, just like brushing a pig in the village.
It's winter and the water is cold, so when it hits your face it will inevitably splash other parts of your body.
In a short while, Shan Jian's upper body was soaked.
"not enough……"
As Shan Jianyi spoke, his lips trembled, as if something had rushed into his throat along with the water.
His face changed.
It seems like he swallowed the shit!
The last word "了" couldn't come out of his throat.
not enough?
When the staff who were washing him heard what he said, they immediately stepped up their efforts.
The main focus is to meet a need.
Shan Jian was soaked all over, his mouth was full of water, and he was gurgling, unable to utter a word, and the feces were all over the floor.
Dong Hailan said to Shan Qingshan: "Does your brother have mysophobia?"
That's about it.
Your own life is also your life, why are you asking people to rush towards death?
You are too cruel to yourself.
"I don't know. I'm not familiar with it."
The staff member flushed Shan Jian's entire head several times. He couldn't bear to watch it anymore, so he stopped and advised: "Little brother, this is not a big deal. If you continue to flush, you will definitely get sick!"
Shan Jian felt so aggrieved that he groaned twice and couldn't help but lie on the ground and burst into tears.
He said enough!
Enough!
It’s not enough!
He has never suffered such injustice in his life!
"puff!"
Zhou Shuo covered his little mouth and couldn't help laughing.
Everyone looked at him.
Zhou Shuo put his hand down, but couldn't let go of the corner of his mouth, and held back, "It's tragic and funny."
Zhou Chong's mouth corners were always raised.
"Don't hold back if you want to laugh."
Zhou Shuo immediately let himself go and laughed out loud.
As soon as he smiled, everyone around him couldn't help laughing, as if a valve had been opened.
Zhou Shuo held his belly which hurt from laughing, "He was lying on the ground crying, didn't he get covered in shit again?"
The crying stopped instantly.
The laughter around me grew louder.
The medical staff from the program team arrived at this time.
They did not dare to be careless. They first checked Shan Jian's bones and found nothing abnormal. Then they asked him with concern.
"How does it feel?"
Shan Jian didn't want to answer, but he couldn't hide his illness and avoid seeing a doctor. What's more, he was in pain there, which was a serious matter.
"I don't know. It's numb."
The ice is numb.
The people around him were not heartless. They still cared about Shan Jian's injury and were worried that something might happen to him. But when he said this, they all laughed until they trembled.
Zhou Shuo laughed so hard that he couldn't stand. He squatted on the ground and tears came out of his eyes.
[This guy is really miserable and funny]
[It's a bit laborious to kill this pig]
[The pig is still running around in the pigsty. Who will go and give Second Brother a quick death?]
[If I had known it was so funny, I would have watched it during the Spring Festival Gala]
…
The medical team quickly moved Shan Jian away.
The second brother who was running wildly was also subdued and put on the pig-killing stool.
The butcher was very efficient and effective.
White knife goes in, red knife comes out.
The second brother passed away directly.
The program team prepared the tools for making sausages, bacon, and smoked meat. As soon as the pig was cut open, the guests started to work. They worked until dark before the sausages and bacon were ready. The smoked meat was still hanging in the house.
Dinner was arranged by the butcher's family. They reserved some meat and offal, mixed them with fresh seasonal vegetables, and stewed them in a big pot. It was hot and everyone ate it in silence.
Qian Wei held the bowl and looked at the bacon and sausages hanging under the eaves.
"I can't bear to sell it, why don't I buy it myself so that my family can eat it during the New Year."
The pigs are freshly slaughtered, the food is freshly prepared, and I do it myself. It is clean and you can eat it with peace of mind.
The netizens in the live broadcast room were unhappy.
[Do you know how long I have been waiting for the online market? 】
[As a manufacturer, why are you competing with customers? 】
[Sister, stop eating, it's all calories. Do you still remember that you are a female star? ]
…
When we were almost done eating, Shan Jian came back.
He took a hot bath and recovered, but he also had a low-grade fever.
Originally, the doctor wanted to bring him some food and let him sit by the fire to warm himself up, but he saw that he was on the hot search list.
Even though he was involved in shit, it doesn't affect the fact that he became famous.
Shan Jian scrolled through the comments. Although many netizens called him a green tea because of some of his remarks, some netizens also stood on his side as he wished and blamed Zhou Chong and Shan Qingshan.
Shan Jian was certain that the more Zhou Chong and Shan Qingshan attacked him, the more people would stand by his side.
Shan Jian would not let go of such a good opportunity and had to add more fuel to the fire.
So he rushed over to eat.
Dong Hailan noticed that his walking posture looked a little strange and said a few words to him out of concern.
Shan Jian said he was fine.
He found a place to sit down.
“Is there no additive in this dish?”
"If you want to eat, add it yourself."
Without even raising his head, Zhou Chong picked up a few soft potatoes and gave them to Shan Qingshan. He watched him eat several pieces but couldn't pick them up.
"I'm just asking."
"You claim to be a farmer, don't you know?"
Shan Jian's expression changed slightly and he fought back.
"Mr. Zhou, you don't have to target me every time."
"When someone invited you to dinner, you asked them if there were any additives in the food. You were quite polite. I heard that you are still a college student. Which school is so low-class?"
Shan Jian looked unhappy.
"I'm from Kyoto University. You can scold me, but don't insult my alma mater."
Zhou Chong: "Beijing University has become Beijing Polytechnic?"
Shan Jian: “…”
"No way, I was admitted..." Zhou Chong didn't believe it, "You are really from Beijing University?"
Shan Jian took out his student ID from his pocket.
Zhou Chong took a glance.
Really.
Shan Qingshan, who was standing next to him, looked uncontrollably at the student ID card. His hand holding the chopsticks slowly tightened and he lowered his eyes.
The situation here is tense.
Fang Rong spoke up to smooth things over.
"Kyoto University is a good school. It's not easy to get in, right? How many points did you get?"
Shan Jian was nervous.
Shan Qingshan is here, so he can't tell you Shan Qingshan's college entrance examination score.
Otherwise he would definitely become suspicious.
I reported it higher, which was a bit false, so I deducted a little and said, "703."
Shan Qingshan frowned.
"Last year, the admission score for Kyoto University was 713."
The fact that his application was not accepted was a big blow to Shan Qingshan. He looked at the admission scores of the schools he applied to many times, and also remembered the admission scores of slightly worse schools. He also reviewed last year's college entrance examination papers over and over again like crazy. He could remember every question by heart, and he didn't make any mistakes in the numbers.
He never made any mistakes when memorizing the test papers, so there was no way he could have made any mistakes in remembering the admission score to Kyoto University.
Shan Jian was sweating profusely.
His father arranged his admission.
He seemed to remember doing something, but he wasn't paying attention at the time and didn't remember it.
At this moment, my mind went blank and I changed my words.
"I made a slip of the tongue, a mistake, the total score is 740, and I took 723."
As soon as he finished speaking, the people around him gasped.
"Only 17 points?"
“That’s amazing.”
"I didn't realize you were such a top student."
The director couldn't help but say, "I remember Shan Qingshan was in 706. You're even better than him. Why don't you come and record two episodes of our show? It would be great to have two top students in charge!"
Moreover, the two are brothers, and although their relationship doesn’t seem to be good, there must be a story behind it, and it will be a good show effect.
Zhou Chong put down the bowl.
"Director, if you can't find anyone, you can just go for a walk under the bridge. Why are you looking for this idiot? The total score on the test is 750, where did you get 740? When your dad pushed you today, did he knock off those ten points?"
Zhou Chong got angry when he thought that this idiot got in but Xiaobao didn't.
"How did you get into the exam?"