Chapter 556: Absolutely explosive gossip



Chapter 556: Absolutely explosive gossip

Yu Lingye did not interrupt them.

He is upright and has no dark history (in his opinion).

He wanted to see what other gossip Nanny Ji could tell him.

Nanny Ji said, "You may not know, Princess, but when the prince was a child, he was extremely cute and beautiful. He was as small as a snowball. Everyone who saw him was amazed by his appearance."

"Because the prince is so handsome, the Concubine Dowager liked to dress him up as a girl for a while. The prince's beauty was even more stunning in girl's clothes, and he would attract countless people to stop wherever he went."

Xie Yingmian imagined Yu Lingye wearing beautiful women's clothes and felt itchy.

You can no longer see Yu Lingye as a child.

But, if I could coax Yu Lingye into wearing women's clothes...

This idea was abandoned by Xie Yingmian before it even took off.

It's too funny, it will collapse.

She pricked up her ears to listen to what Nanny Ji continued to say.

The kitchen was filled with the sizzling sounds of frying and the clattering of spatulas, creating a cacophony of noise.

The noise did not affect Aunt Ji's enthusiasm at all.

Nanny Ji said, "It just so happens that the envoy from Donglin Kingdom is visiting."

"There is a little prince in the envoy group. He is the seventh prince that the Emperor of Donglin Kingdom loves the most."

"The Seventh Prince was only about five or six years old at the time. After seeing the prince, he was shocked by his appearance and insisted on marrying the prince home and making him the Seventh Prince's consort."

"He's clearly just a little kid, but he's still clamoring to get married, saying things like he'll only marry a prince in his lifetime, and if he can't marry a prince, he'll become a eunuch or something like that."

"The Seventh Prince is extremely favored. He keeps making trouble. The envoys have no choice but to come before the Emperor for help."

"When the Emperor informed the envoys of the prince's true identity, the Seventh Prince refused to believe it, insisting that such a beautiful little sister could not possibly be a stinky man."

"The Seventh Prince pesters the prince all day long, constantly telling him to marry the prince and that he will never believe that the prince is a man."

"Finally one day, the Seventh Prince pushed the prince to the limit."

When Aunt Ji said this, she felt a little embarrassed.

Very few people know about this.

When the prince did that, he dismissed everyone around him.

She was stewing bird's nest for the Concubine Dowager at the time. The bird's nest had to be simmered over low heat for nearly two hours. She was on night duty and felt sleepy, and the weather was hot, so she curled up in a corner and took a nap. The eunuch who sent someone didn't notice her.

She was awakened by the Seventh Prince's screams.

When I looked out, I happened to see that scene.

Nanny Ji seemed to want to say something but stopped herself.

Xie Yingmian was getting impatient: "Why don't you continue?"

Aunt Ji: "I don't dare."

"If the prince finds out, I might not see the sun tomorrow."

"My Lady Princess, how about we just forget it?"

Xie Yingmian had a premonition.

The gossip that Nanny Ji knows is absolutely explosive gossip.

She said, "Heaven knows, earth knows, you know, and I know. The prince will never know. Nanny Ji, don't worry. I will hold up the sky even if it falls."

If it were someone else, Nanny Ji would never dare to gossip about the master behind her back.

But, the person in front of him is the princess.

The princess seemed very eager to know everything about the prince.

Nanny Ji gritted her teeth and decided to tell Xie Yingmian the gossip that she had kept in her heart for many years.

"The Seventh Prince still didn't believe that the prince was a young master. After the prince dismissed the servants, he took off his pants."

"Not only did the prince take off his pants, he also wanted to compete with the Seventh Prince to see who could pee farther. The prince said that if the Seventh Prince lost, he would not be allowed to bother him again in the future. He would not play with someone who couldn't even pee better than him."

Xie Yingmian: ...

Ha ha ha ha!

The picture is so beautiful, hahahaha!

It turns out that Yu Lingye also had such a childish side when he was a child.

Let’s see who can pee farther, hahaha.

This is indeed a compulsory course for little boys in their childhood.

When she was little, whoever could urinate the farthest among the boys in her class would be the boss.

Xie Yingmian forced herself to suppress her laughter: "Who won?"

Nanny Ji said, "Of course it's the prince."

"The Seventh Prince lost the competition, and the world seemed to have fallen. It is said that the Seventh Prince was deeply shocked and refused to eat or drink for two or three days."

"The envoys were terrified and at their wit's end. Someone came up with a bad idea, saying that the Concubine Dowager was about to give birth again, and it would definitely be a daughter."

"The Seventh Prince has become more energetic and has been staying close to the Dowager Consort every day. He is determined to get engaged to the little princess after she gives birth to her child."

Nanny Ji was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

At that time, she was in the small kitchen of the Dowager Concubine, very close to the main courtyard. She would see the Seventh Prince coming every now and then, and he would tell the little princess in a baby voice that he would marry her when she grew up.

Such a small child, speaking in such a serious tone, is so adorable.

Yu Lingye in the corner: ...

He thought he had done this perfectly.

Nanny Ji continued, "When the Seventh Prince turned his attention to the little princess, the prince was very unhappy. He said that he would never let the Seventh Prince, a pig, take away his own cabbage."

"The Seventh Prince is still resentful of the Prince's deception and confronts him every time he sees him."

"Your Highness can't choke him, so just hit him."

"The two were of noble status, and the servants didn't dare to intervene. Every fight ended with the Seventh Prince crying loudly after being beaten by the prince."

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