at night.....
"Gurgle gurgle~"
Qu Yutang covered his stomach and frowned, feeling a strong urge to poop rushing to his head.
He forced his tired eyelids open, got out of bed, and ran to the toilet holding his stomach.
As soon as he ran to the toilet, he heard crackling sounds around him.
Qu Yutang, holding his stomach, raised his eyes and took a closer look.
All around the toilet were big white butts, and the air was filled with a disgusting smell.
His eyes turned black and black!
"Puff, puff~"
Qu Yutang clamped his legs together, gritted his teeth and tried hard to hold back the urge to defecate.
He held his stomach and moved carefully towards the toilet, afraid of accidentally stepping on someone's work.
"Sir!" Just as Qu Yutang had finally made it to the toilet and was about to take off his pants and squat down to relieve himself, a pair of large hands held up his buttocks and shouted hurriedly,
“Someone!!!”
Qu Yutang's anus tightened and almost sprayed out.
He looked back at the dark figure in the pit, gnashing his teeth.
"Get out of the way."
He would never do the same as those officials, defecating outside with his butt sticking out. It was disgraceful!
The officer curled his lips, pulled up his pants, and moved to the side with his butt sticking out, "Yes!"
A higher-ranking official can crush people to death, and even have to give up his seat to others when taking a shit.
Qu Yutang squatted in the pit, looking at the official squatting opposite him and watching him, holding his chrysanthemum tightly and embarrassed to let go, "Get out!!"
Officer, "!!!?"
This is bullying, right?!
Okay, just go out!
Under Qu Yutang's silent oppression, the officer moved outside the toilet with his butt sticking up and his pants held up.
As soon as the official came out of the toilet, Qu Yutang couldn't help but burst into puffing.
More and more officials came to the toilet to pee.
About two hundred people were gathered around the toilet, making quite a noise.
The neighbors who were sleeping in the yard on both sides of the post station were woken up by the smoke.
"Who the hell is digging a manure pit in the middle of the night?"
“.....”
The neighbors pinched their noses and cursed a few times, but couldn't stand it anymore and quickly hid back in their rooms.
The people staying in the inn heard the crackling sound that sounded like thunder and cursed in their hearts over and over again.
What kind of person is this? What did he eat to fart so much?
If we continue playing at this frequency, we don’t have to worry about the skin swallow exploding.
Qu Yutang was retching while defecating, and the smell around the toilet was so strong that it stung his eyes.
Half an hour later, after Qu Yutang was sure that his stomach was empty, he dragged his numb legs out of the toilet.
It’s not that he can’t squat, but every time he stands up, his stomach hurts again.
He didn't dare leave the toilet, as it would be too difficult to come back in after leaving.
The toilet was surrounded by officials squatting everywhere. If you were not careful when you went out...
Why!
When Qu Yutang came out of the toilet, there were countless big white butts making noises outside.
Despite his extreme caution, he still inevitably stepped on the officials' works a few times.
The ground was a mess, and there was no way to avoid it unless he could fly over.
......
Early in the morning...
"Fuck him, which shameless person did this!?"
"The toilet is right next to you, but you poop outside. Damn it, you gave birth to a son without an anus."
"Don't even bother letting me know who you are, or I'll dig up your ancestors' graves..."
“.......”
The people at the post station returned to the post station early in the morning and almost vomited when they opened the back door of the post station.
I followed the smell and took a look. Seeing the yellow and white things all over the ground, what was there to understand?
Apart from the imperial envoys, no one else could create so many works overnight.
The people at the post station didn't dare to curse the imperial envoy directly, so they could only curse indirectly, pretending not to know who it was, and then curse him hard to vent their anger.
"Damn it!!!"
When the postman entered the kitchen, he looked at the dirty kitchen and couldn't help but curse.
"Damn it! A whole can of lard has already been made. If you don't have diarrhea, who will?!!!"
Looking at the thick grease on the pot, the people at the post station were confused.
I was cleaning the kitchen last night, but I forgot to take away the oil.
These hungry people are really amazing.
They deserved to have diarrhea.
The innkeeper angrily put down the oil can and walked out of the inn.
Qu Yutang listened to the angry curses of the people at the post station, pursed his pale lips and dared not respond.
No one was scolding him by name. If he got angry and went out to scold them, wouldn't he be telling everyone that he was the one who did those works?
After all, he is an imperial envoy and cannot afford to embarrass this person.
He stole oil from the post station in the middle of the night and made someone die. If this gets out, how can he still have any shame?
Anyway, he will never admit it unless he is caught in the act!!
Qu Yutang took a deep breath, turned over and continued to sleep.
I was so tired after tossing and turning until late last night...
.......
"What!!?"
Magistrate Deng put down the bun in his hand with a constipated look on his face.
After hearing such heavy things so early in the morning, he lost his appetite.
"The postman said that the imperial envoy's men ate a large can of lard last night and had diarrhea all night."
"Those people haven't gotten up yet."
If the yamen runners had not seen Magistrate Deng eating, they would have wanted to describe the tragic scene in the post station toilet to Magistrate Deng.
Thinking of the expression of the people at the post station who looked like they were living a life worse than death, he couldn't help but laugh.
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