Chapter 417 I've Been on Guard Against You
There was a whisper in the room.
The people who were eavesdropping on the wedding and preparing to make trouble in the bridal chamber were too young, so they looked at each other and hesitated: should they go in or not?
As he was hesitating, a man with a bird's nest head appeared from behind him. "Why are you all here to starve? You are a bunch of cowards. If you don't want to work, get out of the way. I will do what I want!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the window above opened, and the old man's voice rang out again in the room, "Hey, what are you doing? How can you casually use a knife on your wedding day? Put it away, put it away, be good, I'm not here to make trouble, I'm here to give you a gift! Look, look, do you see it? I won't tell you what medicine this is, just call me Guanyin, the Goddess of Childbirth!"
The boys and girls immediately pricked their heads up and looked into the room.
The old man smiled friendly and poured the powder into the wine jug himself.
On the side, the curved blade in my uncle's palm was spinning like a windmill, and even his beard couldn't cover the black air coming out of his face.
My aunt sat by the bed, too embarrassed to look up.
"Look, the old man really came to give you a gift, didn't he? Why are you holding a knife for no reason? It's a waste of the old man's kindness! If it weren't for Xiu'er, the old man wouldn't even bother with you, humph!"
The bearded man gritted his teeth and said, "If it weren't for Xiu'er's sake, old man, get out of here!"
The old man shook the wine jug vigorously a few times and put it down, raised his chin and snorted coldly, "Just go! How could you, a mean person, think so badly of Grandpa!"
The old man left as soon as he said he would. He jumped out of the window, turned around after landing, and squatted with the children, leaning their heads to look inside.
A group of Huo family disciples, "..."
The newlyweds in the room, "..."
Before the conflict broke out on this side, two loud noises were heard in succession, shaking people's faces to pieces.
When everyone looked closely, they saw that the window shutters of the east and west windows of the bridal chamber had disappeared, leaving only two uncovered windows. The night wind took advantage of the opportunity to rush in and extinguished the red candles with a whoosh.
Everyone: “…”
Su Xiu'er was already shy as a newly-bride, and now her bridal chamber was almost exposed to the open air, coupled with the many staring heads outside, made her want to dig a hole in the ground and crawl into it.
The bearded man rushed out of the dark room, growling and gritting his teeth, "Bai! Xiao! Feng!"
A man in a moon-colored robe slowly emerged from the darkness. The hazy moonlight of the spring night fell on him. The breeze and the bright moon made him look like a banished immortal. However, the strange-shaped crossbow in his hand somewhat ruined his temperament.
"Why is Gang Leader Hu so angry on our wedding night? No matter how capable I am, I can't tear down two windows by myself... Hey, where did Patriarch Bai go?"
Bai Kui, who was on the other side preparing to retire, said, "..."
Bai Xiaofeng, that bastard, he could have just left quietly!
Bai Kui had no choice but to show up, his face full of apology. "Hahahaha! What a misunderstanding, what a misunderstanding, Brother Hu! I just got a good weapon from Xiaofeng, and I couldn't help but practice with it. Who knew I would just happen to knock off the window of your new house? What a misunderstanding! Next time, pound the window more firmly! I won't delay your wedding night. I haven't finished drinking with the brothers yet, so you guys continue, no need to bother me!"
The bearded man walked to the empty window, gnashing his teeth and sneering at the sanctimonious people outside. "What a coincidence! You two are practicing your skills, one standing outside the west window and the other outside the east window, performing a double act for me!"
The Twelve Wharf gang members who rushed over after hearing the noise and the people from Tubei Village who came to visit crowded at the door of the gang leader's courtyard to look at the situation inside, with twitching corners of their mouths.
"Master Yi, can we put up a curtain on the window for the gang leader? Just make do with it for now?" Wanfu burped, the air reeking of alcohol, and he was still holding a jar of wine in his arms as he watched the fun.
A hall master waved his hand, drank the remaining half bowl of wine in one gulp, and taught earnestly, "Look at the situation inside, the gang leader is one against three! We must not rush in now, if we do, the situation will change, it will be one against four!"
"What do you mean? I don't understand. You guys are still fighting one against four? What? You guys are also going to make trouble in Boss Hu's bridal chamber?" Some villagers were shocked and puzzled.
The first hall master shouted, "Let's go up. We are the one who is waiting inside for someone to rush in so that we can turn the guns and end the war! If they become a group, we will become cannon fodder, understand?"
Wanfu retreated silently, calling the people around him away. "Tread lightly, and go back to the front to continue drinking! We're all drunk, we didn't hear anything, okay?"
In the yard, the verbal fight turned into physical fights.
Bai Kui and Bai Xiaofeng threw away their crossbows and rolled up their sleeves.
The old man rubbed his hands together in excitement and held down all the children by himself. "I'm going to fight, I'm going to fight, but you all are not allowed to do anything! As young people, you must not be unfilial!"
The three Su brothers and Bai Yu were so anxious that they rebelled, "Grandpa Du, stop pressing your head! We can't watch the fun anymore!"
As the moon rises higher, the yard is about to be in chaos.
The bearded man gnashed his steel teeth, then sneered again before disappearing into the darkness of the room. "Just wait for me, all of you bastards! Things will change, and I'll get you someday!"
"Hey? Where are you going? Don't give in and come out and fight! How can you run away when people are stepping on you? Big bearded man? The one with the surname Hu? Kuan'er?" The poisonous old man got anxious and stood up and cursed in the room, "You fucking coward! How could an old man have a son-in-law like you!"
A strange noise was heard from the room, and the bearded man's arrogant voice floated out, "Thinking about making trouble in my bridal chamber? I've been on guard against you! Just stand guard outside, you bastards!"
There were also women exclaiming, "Ah! What is this... Why, why are you still holding wine..."
"This is the only time in his life that Old Du is so kind as to offer me some wine. How can I refuse it?"
"...You, you, I won't be able to see anyone tomorrow!"
"See you the day after tomorrow!"
“…”
Then there was a loud bang, and the room was completely silent.
Bai Xiaofeng and Bai Kui immediately rushed into the room and turned on the lights.
There was no one in the room.
The wedding quilt and mandarin duck pillow on the wedding bed disappeared, leaving only a bare bed.
The old man leaned on the window sill, confused, "What's going on?"
Bai Xiaofeng's mouth twitched, "That bastard with the big beard installed a trap on the bed."
"Let's change the bridal chamber location. That bastard is really smart this time." Bai Kui paused, "Hahahaha!"
Following him, all kinds of muffled laughter and loud laughter broke out.
This was the first time Little Wheat Ear had witnessed such a sneak attack. "Uncle Bai, Uncle Bai, you two should go back and get some rest. The day after tomorrow, Uncle Beard will definitely come back to fight you. Hahaha!"
The two faction leaders sneered, "Are we afraid of him?"
When they returned to the village, the boy and the girls were carrying big bellies.
There was no need for them to relay the story, as a villager had already returned and described the scene. Not only the elders of the Su family, but everyone in the village knew that Gang Leader Hu of the Twelve Wharfs was forced to flee in a panic so that he could have a peaceful wedding night.
The old man was so confident in his ability to make medicine that he asked the women of the Su family to prepare clothes for the baby in advance when he got home.
The laughter in the Su family's yard lasted for most of the night.
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