Chapter 49 She Wants to Use This Old Man's Head as a Drumstick



Chapter 49 She Wants to Use This Old Man's Head as a Drumstick

The courtyard door creaked open.

The tall figure of the man appeared outside the door, his voice low and cold, "Stop playing around."

The familiar voice made Old Lady Su and the others' eyes light up, and they turned to look at the man.

The crazy old man sitting on the ground rolled his eyes and refused to listen. "Who's kidding? I'm dealing with medicinal herbs. Get out of here!"

"Detoxification."

"If you don't understand, then don't understand!"

clang——

"You pulled a knife on me? I was just trying to scare them, and you pulled a knife on me?!" The crazy old man stood up and sat down under the eaves, his back to the man, showing his anger. "If you had come a little later, the poison in their bodies would have automatically dissipated! They're going to attack me with just a little bit of muscle softening powder. You're a traitor!"

The women of the Su family were bewildered, "..."

What you just said about numbness and itching, severe pain, and that even gods can't save you after a quarter of an hour, are they all lies?

Just, soft muscle powder?

Old Mrs. Su tried to move, and sure enough, her strength was slowly recovering. As for the numbness or itching... there was no sign of it at all.

"Lord Duan Dao, do you know each other?" she asked tremblingly.

"Yeah." Broken Blade walked into the yard, his eyes slightly lowered, "I want to eat."

"Xiu'er, go cook. Daxiang, look after the three kids." Old Lady Su didn't care about much else. After giving the order, she immediately struggled to her feet and went to the main room. "Yuelan, how are you and Tianbao? Are you okay?"

The woman who fell in the main room responded, "Mom, I'm fine, Tianbao is fine too——"

Before he could finish his words, another unexpected incident occurred.

The strange old man who was originally sitting on the eaves suddenly jumped into the main room, snatched the baby from the woman's arms and left, his figure so fast that people could not see clearly.

By the time everyone reacted, they only saw a shadow leaping over the wall. "If you want someone, trade them for the Tianshan Snow Lotus! We want fresh ones!"

Old Lady Su looked at the black shadow going away, her eyes suddenly reddened, and she screamed shrilly, "Tian Bao——!!"

He Daxiang and Su Xiuer were also stunned. The sudden events one after another made it difficult for them to react.

Liu Yuelan rushed out of the main hall like crazy, knelt in front of the broken knife and kowtowed, "Sir, please, save my daughter. You know that man, he will definitely show you mercy. Please, please save my sweet baby, I kowtow to you!"

Broken Blade's face remained calm. He used the hilt of his knife to stop the woman from bowing and said calmly, "He has two unique skills: one is the use of poison, and the other is Qinggong. I can't catch up with him."

Turning his head to see the woman who knew how to cook still standing there in a daze, he frowned and said, "I want to eat."

When the woman who knew how to cook heard what he said, she glared at him fiercely, her eyes bloodshot and her face stern. She shouted, "No! You're all a bunch of jerk! You kidnapped my sweet baby and you still want to eat my cooking? I'd rather go to hell than cook for you. Get out!"

The man's brows furrowed more obviously, his cold eagle eyes were sharp, and the oppressive feeling he exuded made people's spines chill.

Su Xiuer bit her lip tightly, forced herself to straighten her back and glared, refusing to admit defeat under the other party's momentum.

The stalemate lasted only a moment, and the entire Su family compound seemed to be swept by a hurricane.

After a moment, the man turned and left without saying a word.

The woman's shrill cries were heard again in the yard, mixed with the cries of a frightened child, and sadness and despair spread.

"Xiu'er, go call your father and brother! Let's go find Tianbao! Now!"

Tianbao was held in one hand by the crazy old man. He jumped and flew in the air, and she swayed in his hand.

If the other person's hand is not steady, she will fall into pieces.

"Hmph, I'm immune to poison so I won't attack, but if I do, I'll never return empty-handed! You think I'll waste all my time with just one sentence? Can friendship be used to make a living? No way!"

The old man kept chattering, not paying any attention to the little guy in his hands.

It was just that he had been flying in the air for such a long time, but the little one didn't cry or make a fuss, which was quite surprising.

The crazy old man landed in a reed marsh beside the Qing River, and lifted the kid up to look him in the eye. "You're quite brave! Those black eyes of yours, tsk, why are you always staring at me? Kid, don't blame me for kidnapping you. I didn't intend to do anything to you, I just wanted to scare you. Who let that bastard Broken Knife meddle in other people's business and embarrass me in front of outsiders? I've already kidnapped you, so just accept your fate. If your family brings the snow lotus, I'll let you go back safely. If not, hmph, I'll stew you and eat you!"

Then he raised his hands and pinched the little cub's hands and feet, "Nothing special, and it's not really supernatural... Can it really understand the Moon Drinking Song?"

The little baby is soft all over because he has enough food. His little face is white and round, and his whole body is chubby. The feeling of pinching him is addictive.

The crazy old man pinched it for a while and then stopped, then continued pinching after a while.

"It's soft and fragrant." He found a clean spot in the reed marsh and sat down. He put his head close to the cub again and grinned. "Let's make a soup. It will definitely be delicious!"

Tianbao stared at the old man quietly.

When you land, you won’t be smashed into a meat patty.

Once you leave home, there is no need to worry about whether it is unlucky or not.

good.

The entrance to the space spun and descended, just pressing on the old man's head.

The person who was still chattering was unaware of this. He pinched the little girl's collar with two fingers, preparing to let her spin and roll in front of him, and then cover her with mud to make a mud doll.

Bang!

A sound.

The crazy old man's body swayed, and before he could even cry out in pain, his eyes rolled back and he fainted.

At the same time, a fist-sized stone rolled to the ground.

Tianbao lost his support and fell to the ground, right next to the old man's head.

The child threw the rolling stone back into the space with an expressionless face and clenched his little fists.

She wanted to use the old man's head as a drumstick.

The golden sun was setting in the west, and the wind was blowing across the river, sweeping across the reeds and creating a rustling sound.

The clear river flows gently, and the fresh fragrance of water and reeds wafting in the wind makes people feel happy.

The beautiful scenery was accompanied by a very slight and strange banging sound.

If you don't listen carefully, it can easily be drowned out by the sound of swaying reeds.

"Have you had enough fun?" The man's deep voice suddenly sounded.

Tianbao looked in the direction of the sound and met the man's sharp eagle eyes. She was not surprised at all. She clenched her little fist and smashed it on a bird's nest with a bang.

Duan Dao's gaze fell on Du Buqin, and the corner of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

The person is not dead, but he is breathing out more than breathing in.

Especially the head, which was no longer visible, with bruises all over the face and bumps all over the head.

"You, can understand what I'm saying?" He walked slowly closer and squatted in front of the child. Duan Dao did not stop the child's actions, but there was a hint of shock and inquiry in his eyes.

From the first moment he saw her, he knew that this little kid was unusual.

I just didn't expect it to be so different.

The little kid who hasn't even learned to crawl can actually beat people.

Moreover, the force is quite strong.

"Let him go," he said, negotiating, "I'll cover the Su family's food for two months."

Tianbao looked at him and punched him with his little fist again, bang.

"Three months, meals included, and I'll ensure the Su family's safety for three months."

Broken Blade kept staring at the little girl, and seeing her tilting her head in thought, she finally nodded reluctantly.

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