Chapter 11 Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad
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See for yourself how pleasant this is!
However, Meng Yue showed her cards: "I'm number 1."
Ke Wenjun held the number 5 and instantly straightened his back: "It's me. Hit it harder later, don't let people say we diluted it!"
Meng Yue's mouth twitched and she took action quickly.
Ke Wenjun was slapped three times in a row, but he didn't say a word, but the curve of his mouth became higher and higher.
[What? Did this guy feel good after being beaten?]
[Oh shit, he actually looks happy.]
Ke Wenjun adjusted his hair in front of the camera and said casually, "See? Meng Yue hit me so lightly and so quickly. If this isn't love, what is it?"
Jiang Huan walked by, shaking her red wine glass. "She's afraid you'll lick her hand."
Meng Yue cast a touching look at him.
A soulmate!
Ke Wenjun:?
【It's your super love brain】
【It’s a good beating for you, you masochist】
[Yes... Help, brother, can you stop poking your cheek? ]
Ke Wenjun said stubbornly: "Tsk, you guys are just jealous secretly."
At the beginning of the second round, Fu Ran got the king card.
"Number 4, cry for five minutes."
Fu Ran stared at Jiang Huan intently.
In this round, he used the clairvoyant cards to see everyone's numbers in advance.
And number 4 is Jiang Huan’s brand number.
In the past, he loved Jiang Huan's crying the most, especially when she trembled and crawled at his feet, begging for mercy, her crying voice was so desperate, terrified and helpless.
There was a strong expectation in the man's dark eyes.
Meng Yue was the closest and felt physically uncomfortable. "Mr. Fu, isn't crying a bit unreasonable?"
Fu Ran played with the cards disapprovingly, "Number 4, what do you think?"
"Sure." Jiang Huan unveiled the cards and stood up with a smile. "But give me three minutes to think about it first."
Fu Ran nodded in agreement and watched her leave.
This time, he didn't believe that he couldn't arouse Jiang Huan's fear!
Three minutes later, Jiang Huan showed up on time.
Her upper body was wrapped in a white blanket, her eyes were red, and she looked like she was about to cry.
Looking at this scene, Fu Ran's smile was already slightly morbid and distorted.
Yes, cry, shed tears of fear, and beg him again!
Jiang Huan gradually approached him, her voice choked with sobs: "Brother Fu..."
Fu Ran clenched his trembling fists, and his thin facial muscles began to tremble with excitement.
"Please don't die!"
Jiang Huan pulled the black and white photo from under the blanket, revealing a close-up portrait of Fu Ran.
"If you die, who will do the farm work? Who will pay the debts outside? Who will sell the cheap things in the world?"
"Wake up! I'm willing to sacrifice the lives of your entire family in exchange for you opening one eye! Just one!"
Fu Ran's eyebrows pounded. "Jiang Huan, what are you doing? I want you to cry, not mourn! Stop it!"
[What?! So, for the last three minutes, I was just photoshopping!]
【Just tell me whether you cried or not? 】
[Who said Jiang Huan's acting is bad? Jiang Huan's acting is amazing!]
[This sister... 6]
Jiang Huan ran around the field with a limp, while Fu Ran chased her frantically on crutches.
He failed to catch up, and she cried for a full five minutes.
After it was over, Jiang Huan stopped crying in an instant, and with an expressionless face, she framed Fu Ran's black and white photo and placed it in the lobby, and lit two incense sticks.
"You!" Fu Ran suppressed his throbbing veins, "Is burning incense too much?"
"What's wrong with burning incense? Can't I burn incense?" Jiang Huan glared. "I admire Buddha, so is it okay for me to admire the strong?"
【I am a strong man】
[Buddha: I am also admired by others]
[The production team should rent an oxygen machine. I think it will come in handy sooner or later.]
Only Xie Jiumian sincerely praised: "Teacher Jiang's acting skills are worthy of being a veteran artist."
Jiang Huan raised her eyelids and said, "Don't worry, it will be your turn next time."
"My turn?" Xie Jiumian propped up his chin and thought for a long time in embarrassment before saying, "Let's not do it... I'm a very conservative person and prefer one-on-one."
"Puff—" Ke Wenjun spit out all the wine, "Brother, how come you are even more shameless than me?!"
The others were also shocked.
Is this what you mean by wheel? Is this what you mean?
[Honestly, if Ke Wenjun had said this, I would have called the police, but Xie Jiumian's words were too lustful. I hate that I'm not Jiang Huan.]
[The entire comment section can’t even fit a pair of pants]
[You flirted in front of my brother Fu's portrait. Do you even take my brother Fu seriously? ? ]
[Am I the only one feeling sorry for He He? Xie Jiumian is really going too far. Who is his ex-girlfriend?!]
Jiang He saw the interaction between the two and almost gritted her teeth.
She immediately gave Fu Ran an encouraging look.
Fu Ran narrowed his eyes and activated his skill to control the cards again.
"Number 4 kneels down and calls number 3 daddy."
Fu Ran raised the corner of his mouth and turned over the cards, "Sorry, I'm 3."
However, the card shows 4.
Fu Ran’s smile froze:?
"Are you presbyopic?" Jiang Huan threw out her own number 3 and gave him a middle finger. "Let me test it. What's this?"
"Jiang Huan!" Fu Ran was angry.
This is impossible!
He clearly saw that his number displayed was 3! Who tampered with it?
He looked up at Jiang Huan, turned around again, and suddenly saw Xie Jiumian smiling beside him. He turned around again and locked eyes with Jiang Huan.
It must be Jiang Huan!
Jiang Huan crossed her arms and said, "Alright, Fu Bao, I don't have this kind of habit originally, but now I'll just be a father reluctantly."
"No." Fu Ran pushed the cards away in resistance, "There's something wrong with this card! This round doesn't count."
As he said that, he stood up, limped along and took big steps, intending to just shirk responsibility!
"Hello, hello?" Jiang Huan called from behind.
Fu Ran accelerated frantically, fearing that he would be caught.
The next second, a pleasant male voice suddenly sounded:
"Hey, why is there dust on the carpet?"
Then, the entire carpet was lifted up by Xie Jiumian, and Fu Ran on it did a 360-degree turn, performing a difficult ballet move, raising his crutches to the sky, kneeling on both knees, and sliding towards Jiang Huan.
Fu Ran: “Ah——”
Jiang Huan is quick-eyed and quick-handed.
A fly swatter suddenly appeared and swatted Fu Ran's shouting mouth.
Fu Ran: "Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad..."
Jiang Huan immediately sat down, stroking his nonexistent beard and saying, "Daddy's here, baby."
"Jiang Huan, are you sick?" Fu Ran was furious.
He turned around to leave, but suddenly slipped and bumped into Xie Jiumian.
"Bang!"
Time stood still for a moment.
Xie Jiumian grabbed the carpet, surprise flashed in her beautiful eyes, and after a long time she lowered her eyes and said shyly: "Okay, in that case, I am willing to be a mother."
【??? Handsome guy, you are confused!】
【You are not blushing like a bubble teapot! 】
[You are committing incest! No, you are doing orthopedics! No, you are also rebelling against Tian Gang!]
Crazy, all crazy
[What the hell! Xie Jiumian and He Bao are clearly a couple! What are you guys trying to do?!]
[Xie Jiumian, if you continue like this you will lose Hebao forever! ]
[Why do I feel like Miss Xie didn't care about your master at all during this whole process?]
The news of Fu Ran recognizing his father and mother quickly became a hot topic.
# Parents' Love Fu Ran
#Xie Jiumian Male Mom
#豹豹猫猫I'm born!
#Fu Ran is suspected to have passed away, Jiang Huan cried on the spot
[Super White Sox Hunk]: "Huh? I haven't been online for just one day, how come I don't understand any of this!"
[Divorce Hurts]: "I beg for a pair of eyes that haven't seen a divorced couple reunited. It's so wonderful!"
Many netizens also flocked to the live broadcast room to give rewards and gifts.
[Zhu Bajie Se] Send a red veil, wishing you a happy marriage in heaven and earth.
[Ultra Mua] sends a big bridal sedan, wishing the two of them to be together forever.
[Fu Ran Jiang He 99] presents the wedding bed, wishing Huan Tian Jiu Di to have a baby soon.
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Comment section: "No, are you serious?! This is a breakup variety show, not a transfer relationship!"
In the last round, Xie Jiumian, who is hoping to become a mother, draws the Chinese ace.
"Then Number Five will help me treat the wound and change the dressing."
Jiang Huan glanced at the cards and raised her eyebrows.
What a coincidence, she is number five.
Xie Jiumian had a gentle smile and was in a visibly good mood.
Before leaving, Fu Ran, who was passing by, reminded:
"By the way, next time don't go out and walk around without wearing any underwear."
After a pause, he said, "It hurts."
Fu Ran's pupils trembled!
How did he know!
Could it be that he also has X-ray vision?!
"System, can you find Xie Jiumian?"
"Oh, host, my sister detected some system on Xie Jiumian, but all the more information is blocked, so I can't see anything."
It was the first time that Fu Ran heard of an identity that could not be retrieved by the system.
"what does that mean?"
"What does it mean? It means I can't find it, kid!"
Fu Ran: “…”
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In the lounge, Xie Jiumian took off his coat.
Jiang Huan fetched the medicine box and glanced at him. "Your hand is injured, why are you taking off your clothes?"
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