Chapter 17: Unlike me, a steady 187.3, very reassuring
On the other side, Fu Ran had just gotten up from the ground when he received rice and oil from Xie Jiumian.
He was stunned. "For me?"
"Yeah." Xie Jiumian smiled lovingly.
Fu Ran narrowed his eyes, snorted coldly, and reluctantly accepted it.
"You little bastard, are you trying to steal my things? Watch out!" Auntie No. 3 shouted angrily.
Then she dashed wildly with her swords, leaped into a split, and crossed countless obstacles, shouting out the name of her lifelong skill: "Taishan Yading"
Big ass falling from the sky.
Fu Ran threw his things away, picked up his crutches and walked with them.
The butt was getting closer and closer, and the crutches were moving faster and faster.
"My cousin's height is really unstable." Xie Jiumian's cold voice interrupted, "Sometimes he's 180cm, sometimes 175cm, sometimes 180cm, sometimes 175cm. Unlike me, I'm a steady 187.3cm, which makes me feel at ease."
"What's that smell?" Jiang Huan shook her head. "It's so pungent."
[You kid! You never miss any opportunity to promote yourself, right?]
[Don't worry about it, just save my brother Fu! ]
The butt is enlarged on top of the head.
Fu Ran's veins popped up, his face flushed red, and he was panting.
He can do it.
Even though he was hit by a car and became a vegetable in the hospital bed that year, it didn't knock him down.
That year, he spent two full years studying to bind the system in a language he didn't understand, and he never gave up.
Is it possible that you can't escape from just an old lady's butt?
"Die!"
The big butt rolled over the top of the head, then pressed down on the neck, and finally covered half of the body, and sat directly on the ground.
"Uh..." A mouthful of soul came out of Fu Ran's mouth.
The aunt laughed and turned around.
Stunned.
Where are the things?
Where are her piles of stuff?!
In the distance, Ke Wenjun was running wildly with a cart. He was tall and had long legs, so he ran very fast.
The cart was full of supplies.
He ran and shouted: "Tell Meng Yue! I'm not a coward!"
“Beep—”
The whistle blew.
"The game is over! Start counting supplies!"
The old lady sat down dejectedly, and in the end she only got a bag of rice and a bucket of oil, wailing and beating the ground.
[Great, great, what a great way to divert attention! ]
[So Fu Ran's role in this game is to make a feint to the east and attack in the west?]
[Wei in the Wei-rescue-Zhao campaign?]
[A near-death escape?]
[The body of sacrificing oneself for righteousness? ]
[Don't mention it, it's really exciting! Let's work together more in the future! I look forward to seeing these guests blow up the director team!]
The three teams finished dividing the spoils evenly and all looked towards the director team.
Director team: “…”
The director team had no choice but to have the three groups go into the hot springs together and have a luxurious dinner at the hot spring villa.
Six guests gathered at the hot spring restaurant and finally had their first proper meal in two days.
Abalone, lobster, seafood sashimi, everything is available to your eyes.
Only Jiang Huan didn't speak, leaning back in her chair with her arms folded.
"Have you teachers finished your meal? Our exciting game session is about to begin!" After the meal, Director Li appeared.
"For the first round, we'll be doing an underwater version of 123. The guests will all enter the hot spring together, standing in groups, and Director Li will call out a single action command.
Each teacher must perform the same action as their partner, otherwise the game will be considered a failure."
[There seems to be no camera position underwater. If the guests are messing around underwater, touching this and that, then we won't be able to see it, right?]
We don't mind our guests touching each other underwater, but we must have the right to know!
[Underwater... hehe...]
[Today is definitely Brother Fu's hard day. Is that a game? It's clearly my brother Fu.]
[Don't worry, our Brother Fu is a second-level swimmer. He'll definitely redeem himself in tonight's game! ]
Fu Ran had a plaster on his leg, a bandage on his hand, and varying degrees of abrasions on his right cheek. When he heard the rules of the game, he immediately looked up.
Playing Statues in the hot spring? It's his turn!
When he got into the water, he would definitely grab Jiang Huan by the neck, just like that time when he pushed her into the pool and poured the ice-cold liquid into her. She almost froze in that moment forever...
System: "Hey, freeze! I saw you almost froze just now!"
"Shut up!" Fu Ran shouted angrily.
Three groups of guests took their seats.
Fu Ran turned to look at Jiang Huan, excitement dancing in his eyes. "Han, do you remember that time in my swimming pool? You were so beautiful back then. It's been a long time since I've seen you look so breathtaking. I really miss it."
Jiang Huan looked at him and smiled without saying anything.
Director Li gave the order: "Begin!"
The three groups of guests immediately jumped up and rushed to the end of the pool.
"High five!" Director Li suddenly gave the order.
Almost instantly, Fu Ran turned around and slapped Jiang Huan on the cheek with all his strength.
However, Jiang Huan was faster and slammed Fu Ran directly into the water.
"Release! Gululu——Release! Gululu——"
On the side, Xie Jiumian swam gracefully, blocking the camera, and began to pose in front of the camera like a pictorial, attracting all attention.
[So handsome! Slurp, slurp... No, why is the splash so big from behind?]
[It's such a shame that Xie Jiumian isn't a celebrity with this face... Qiaodou Madai, did you hear the cries for help?]
How can someone look so sexy even with wet hair? But what's with that choppy hair on the back? It's kind of an eyesore.
[Where's my brother Fu? Why can't I see my brother Fu? ]
"Huh——" Jiang Huan washed her hair for thirty seconds before letting go.
Xie Jiumian stopped posing.
"Jiang Huan!" Fu Ran was furious. "You fucking... snore..."
The man entered the water again.
Xie Jiumian changed to his back, showing off his muscles elegantly.
[This muscle is amazing, but I really think I hear a cry for help, please turn up the volume and listen]
[I guess the program crew's sound recording is bad, so they picked up some noise. Who cares what the noise is? Isn't it better to just enjoy the handsome guy?]
[Ding! Abuse value received +1000]
[Ding! Abuse value received +2000]
"I want to switch! I don't want to be in the same group with Jiang Huan anymore!" Fu Ran, soaking wet, raised his voice, "I want to switch with Ke Wenjun's group!"
He definitely wouldn't let Jiang Huan and Xie Jiumian, two lunatics, be in the same group.
It just so happens that Ke Wenjun is a firecracker, so let these two people fight head-on!
In the next group, Ke Wenjun immediately agreed out of spite because Meng Yue didn't make the same heart-shaped gesture as him and splash the water.
Fu Ran is just too gentle, always giving in to Jiang Huan! Now it's Ke Wenjun's turn. I want to see how miserable she is!
[No, are you really sure that Jiang Huan is the one who suffered the most?]
Ke Wenjun was in a bad mood and when he got to Jiang Huan's pool, he was dissatisfied with everything.
"The water is so hot, it's going to scald someone to death!" Ke Wenjun threw a punch into the pool.
The director team quickly explained: "Teacher Ke, this is a hot spring..."
"What's wrong with hot springs? Can hot springs be this hot?!"
"If you don't want to soak in hot springs, you can also soak in boiled water." Jiang Huan said.
Ke Wenjun glanced at her, suddenly fell silent, and lowered his head to play with the water.
Jiang Huan: "Do you have anything else to say?"
Ke Wenjun: "It's okay, nothing happened."
Jiang Huan: "Can we start now?"
Ke Wenjun: "Yeah, I'm fine with either."
Director Team: ???
No, brother, that’s not what you just told us!
Meng Yue couldn't bear to watch it and laughed out loud on the spot.
[I have to say, Jiang Huan is really very talented]
[I announce! The second humanoid fire extinguisher! Is born!]
[Our Wenhua CP is finally here! ! ]
[Trivia: Even if you’re hungry, you can’t eat shit, sister]
Fu Ran's plan was shattered, but he wasn't very surprised.
As long as I don’t end up in the same group with Jiang Huan, I can get through the day safely!
However, the director team soon started a new round, and Fu Ran found out that he was wrong.
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