Chapter 22 1v1 date, I'm looking forward to it
"So this person is...?"
"When my aunt was young." Jiang Huan said.
Xie Jiumian:?
Several judges made heated arguments.
In the end, it was unanimously decided that although Xie Jiumian was off topic, he still got full marks!
Jiang He was unwilling to give in.
But Xie Jiumian took the drawing back from the program team, packed it carefully again, and asked his assistant to take it back and frame it.
She scoffed.
Jiang Huan was so serious about drawing Fu Ran just now, she must have put in a lot of hard work.
When Xie Jiumian sees Jiang Huan's feelings for Fu Ran, her chance will come.
Finally, the long-awaited pair of Jiang Huan and Fu Ran finally appeared!
Jiang Huan respectfully presented the painting to him: "This is a pair."
"Couple paintings?" Director Li's eyes lit up.
[Oh my, some people can't help themselves! I've already told you, the previous operation was just to attract traffic. Only when she becomes famous will Brother Fu pay her any attention, right?]
[This is so funny! I've been fooled by her these past few days!]
[Jiang Huan, you're confused. With your acting skills, why don't you do something else?]
Fu Ran couldn't help but feel proud.
Enough of pretending? He wanted to see what she would actually draw of him.
The drawing board is opened.
A lifelike swan appeared.
Fu Ran sneered, "Oh, a picture of swans embracing each other?"
Another drawing board was also opened.
Revealing the high-end watercolor underneath...the toad.
Fu Ran's smile froze.
"Ah-Hua, what is this?"
"It's obvious. This is me." Jiang Huan nodded at the swan, then at the toad. "This is you."
[Hahahaha, who just said Jiang Huan was acting? I laughed so hard, does my face hurt?]
[You kid! Don't tell me you've been carving for so long and are just carving toads!]
[Jiang Huan, just wait for me, I will take out a loan and sue you!]
Fu Ran twisted his hands.
He had to endure until the moment of a fatal blow!
Jiang Huan held her masterpiece in her arms and stood in front of the jury, presenting it from a 360-degree angle.
The aunties were so frightened by her masterpiece that they cried out in surprise.
Jiang He said softly, "I think Sister will definitely get a high score. Last time we robbed supplies, we successfully got them under Sister's command."
The aunts immediately recalled the unpleasant events of that day, and their eyes were focused on Jiang Huan.
It turns out that this is the culprit that prevented them from getting supplies!
0 points! Absolutely 0 points!
Jiang He curled his lips in satisfaction.
"Now, please invite the judges to give their scores," the director team shouted.
"Stop." Jiang Huan raised her hand to interrupt. "I have something else to do before you grade."
Jiang Huan pulled out several boxes of supplies from under the jury's table.
"I looted a lot of supplies last time, but they never found any use for me. They just took up space, so I want to throw them away first."
Bang bang bang bang!
The box fell from the sky and landed in front of the five aunts.
"Jiang Huan, bribing the referee is prohibited!" The director team stepped forward to stop it.
Jiang Huan was shocked: "Who bribed me? Can't I throw away the garbage? Is this fair?"
director:"……"
"Yes, she doesn't want this!" The aunties responded quickly and hugged the supplies. "Since this girl doesn't want it, we picked it up!"
Unable to argue with Jiang Huan, the director had no choice but to give up and "Give me a score!"
The aunties showed their cards collectively.
"It doesn't matter whether it's something or not, I give it 100 points."
"She is so beautiful, I give her 100 points."
"When she came over just now, she took her right foot first. I like it very much. I give it 100 points."
"You're all just liars! Ah Mei's drawing is clearly 100% similar! I give it 1000 points!"
Everyone: ???
[So blatantly bribed like this???]
[The director team took every precaution, but they couldn't prevent it! They missed the biggest bug! Jury!]
[Damn it! How could this be possible? Jiang Huan is so despicable!]
[It's despicable, but it's useful~]
The aunties showed their percentage cards one after another and rushed to Jiang Huan to get New Year's goods.
"Sister, your drawing is really good, it looks exactly the same!"
Hearing this, Fu Ran could no longer bear it: "Open your eyes and look carefully, are they really the same?! She drew a toad!"
The aunties looked him up and down, then nodded firmly.
"Yes! Same!"
Turning around, I heard another burst of loud crickets.
"You have no idea what you look like!"
"Those eyes are bulging, as if they haven't slept for hundreds of years. They are not exactly the same."
Fu Qi was trembling with fright.
"If you have anything to say, say it to my face!"
He walked up and grabbed an old lady who was spitting all over the place.
As a result, as soon as her hand touched the person, Aunt Qian suddenly glared, kicked her legs, and fell to the ground with a "bang".
"Ah!" The aunties around reacted quickly and shouted in unison: "The big star hit someone! The big star beat someone to death! Someone is dead!"
Fu Ran immediately let go of his hand, retreated awkwardly, and said, "You're trying to scam me!"
In the end, the program crew stepped in and gave each of the aunts 5,000 yuan and a box of snack gift packs to settle the matter.
Director Li held his deflated wallet in his hand and held back his tears.
We absolutely cannot go on like this!
We need to separate these three teams! If we keep doing this, there's no point in filming a reunion scene. We might as well just switch to counter-fraud!
In a fit of anger, Director Li re-planned today's date schedule.
The event was announced directly before the guests started breakfast.
"Time is the bond of affection, and space is the link of emotion. There are so many joys and happiness that come from the beautiful moments we share. So, do you still remember the last time you went on a date?"
"The third day of filming for Reunited begins. Today's theme is [Adventure]. Each guest pair will draw a date card to begin their 1v1 adventure journey~"
[1v1? Great! I've finally been waiting for this!]
[To summarize this episode: a crazy dad, a naughty mom, a son in agony, a broken home. The tearful directors are digging holes. Cha Cha is scheming, pimping everywhere, Young Master Bai Phosphorus is chattering, and the kindergarten teacher representative is awesome.]
Crazy dad = Jiang Huan. Flirty mom = Xie Jiumian. The most miserable son = Fu Ran. I've figured it out.
Breakup variety shows are all gossip. We who watch are just civets.
[It is recommended to strictly investigate this audience, as they are suspected of carrying drugs, especially in their mouths]
When some people heard about the 1v1 dating theme day, they were instantly excited.
The three groups quickly sent representatives to draw cards.
Ke Wenjun excitedly opened the blind card, his expression becoming strange. "Flying over the Great Rift Valley? What the hell? It doesn't look like a good place at first glance."
He turned around and asked the production crew to change the venue.
Jiang He was secretly delighted.
That’s great, she drew a restaurant on the sea, which sounds very romantic.
Xie Jiumian remained indifferent and looked across.
On the opposite side, Fu Ran and Jiang Huan drew a [Horror Chamber] card.
Seeing the key words, Fu Ran became interested.
He smiled faintly and feigned concern before saying, "Are we in a horror chamber? Ah-Hwan, I'm really looking forward to it."
"I'm looking forward to it too." Jiang Huan bared her teeth.
Stupid guy bumped into me, how can I not look forward to it? It seems that today we can get the answer to whether he has a system or not.
Fu Ran's lips twitched, and just as he was about to sit down, his butt suddenly felt empty.
A shrill radio interrupted.
[Swish! A newlywed husband was looking forward to going on a date with his wife, but three days later, a body was found in the suitcase!]
Xie Jiumian sat down calmly across from the dining table, waving a radio in his hand.
"Is it okay with you two to listen to the morning news?"
Fu Ran endured it and ignored him, continuing to say to Jiang Huan, "Today's outing, we must..."
[A couple went out on a date and encountered a robber. The man left his girlfriend behind and fled.]
Fu Ran gritted his teeth: "Don't worry, I will always protect you during the secret room process."
[Family, who understands? A man's protection is like stinking dog shit and rotten cabbage! It stinks when the wind blows! It rots when the pot is stewed!]
"Xie Jiumian!" Fu Ran slammed the table and stood up, "That's enough!"
[Men who are unreasonably violent are prone to domestic violence. If you encounter this situation, run away immediately! A young woman was stabbed 18 times by her husband due to domestic violence and died on the spot!]
Fu Ran: “…”
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