Chapter 25: Four Couples for a Lifetime
Xie Jiumian suddenly raised his leg.
Ke Wenjun immediately protected his head.
Unexpectedly, the long legs hooked a stool for him, and the kind voice sounded again: "The ground is cold, get up and talk."
Ke Wenjun suddenly became very happy.
He caught a glimpse of Jiang Huan's half-smile and replied flatteringly, "Sister Huan, from today on, if you ask me to stab him, I will never cut him. If you ask me to spit on him, I will never blow his asshole. I'll do whatever you say!"
"Okay." Jiang Huan crossed her arms for a moment, then squinted at him, "Then you need to show your loyalty first."
A pledge of allegiance? What pledge of allegiance?
Five minutes later, the director team notified everyone to gather together and hand in their heart-warming photos of the day.
Just as Fu Ran handed over his phone, a dark shadow suddenly appeared beside him and slid in to tackle him.
"Ke Wenjun, what are you doing?"
"Ah?" Ke Wenjun retracted his foot from his leg. "Sorry, my foot is slippery. It's really slippery."
Then he pointed at a mineral water bottle cap on the ground and said, "Damn it, you're the one who slipped! Just be quiet!"
[Royal Translation: You damn gay, you're so cunning]
[Hahahahaha I'm dying! Teacher Jiang's token of loyalty is to kick the lame guy's good leg.]
Fu Ran's face turned ashen.
The director team smoothed things over: "Alright, alright, let's hand in the photos!"
As a result, when the photos were submitted, the director team was disappointed again.
The photos I received were not limited to: [Meng Yue rolled her eyes gracefully] [Fu Ran scratched her butt with red eyes] [Jiang Huan blew a kiss with her bloody mouth as a female ghost] [Xie Jiumian closed his eyes and asked for a kiss as a male ghost]...
All the photos submitted by Fu Ran were replaced with five consecutive photos of Jiang Huan, with dim lighting, a smiling woman, and a man on the ground whose life or death was unknown. We don't dare to ask when or how they were taken.
"Okay, okay, let's play it this way, right?" Director Li laughed angrily.
It seems that as long as he uses special means, he will let this group of people know what normal love is!
That night, everyone slept for an hour, and the production crew appeared again to wake everyone up.
"Dear teachers, tomorrow will be our last day of filming for this episode. To give you an unforgettable experience, the production team has arranged a unique village wedding banquet. Now, please pick up your invitations and set off to witness love!"
"Holding a wedding banquet so late at night?" Jiang Huan yawned.
"Yes," Director Li hinted frantically, "This is the only way to show their determination to be together despite all odds, because after the dark night comes the dawn. This is the purpose of our final episode for everyone to feel."
The car set off overnight.
Fu Ran didn't want to go, but finally agreed after being persuaded by the public relations team.
After yesterday's sudden red eye disease, the Fu family's public relations staff were exhausted.
In the end, he gave the program team a large sum of money and set this seizure as a hidden performance segment of the program team, and then he was whitewashed. Naturally, he hoped that he would show his normal side today.
The group arrived at the wedding banquet shed in the village.
Director Li got out of the car and said affectionately, "I wish to have one person's heart and be together till we grow old together. The most beautiful promise in the world is to be together forever!"
"The palace of marriage is sacred! The palace of marriage is noble! Now, let us embark on the fourth day of our journey [The Destination of Love] and witness this great love!"
The red curtain of the greenhouse was pulled open, and Aunt Qian's joyful face appeared.
She was wearing red and was standing at the entrance to welcome guests with a fair-skinned young man in his twenties.
"Aunt Qian, congratulations!" Director Li handed over a red envelope. "Where's your husband?"
Aunt Qian accepted the red envelope and nudged the person next to her, "Say hello!"
"Hello." The fair-skinned boyfriend said shyly.
Director team:?
All:? ?
"Well, this..." Director Li began to organize his words. "Very good, very good. Love is not bound by form; it only depends on the resonance of the soul! Aunt Qian must have been steadfast in herself until she met love, and only then did she stop. This sincerity is precious enough."
After saying that, Aunt Qian’s group of girlfriends behind her suddenly started beating drums and gongs, and sent out a banner -
[Warmly congratulate Aunt Qian on her fourth successful marriage! ]
Director Li split open directly!
Seize the young marriage???
Jiang Huan led the applause: "Awesome."
Xie Jiumian applauded: "Awesome."
Everyone applauded: "Awesome!"
Director Li insisted, "A lifetime together, I never said we couldn't change partners! As long as there's love, there's hope!"
"What are you talking about? Who do you want to change? This is my fourth marriage, and the first three are still here!" Aunt Qian called out.
Suddenly, three men wearing groom's suits appeared on the scene, standing together and greeting everyone.
"Hello everyone, we are—the Third Husband of the Qian Family!"
[Case solved! Aunt Qian is from the Fairy Tribe, and women from this tribe can marry four men at once!]
[Great! Four couples for life, the marriage system is saved!]
[What? What? I don't remember what "fourth marriage" meant? ]
[Quadruple marriage = marrying four people]
[Director Li, you must be sweating profusely, hahahaha. Next time, why don't you ask around before going out?]
"Great!" Jiang Huan raised her hands above her head and clapped even louder. "Great, great, great! Congratulations on your fourth marriage!!!"
This time, Xie Jiumian stopped beating his chest and looked at Director Li with a cold look in his eyes.
Director Li's neck was cold, and he made an extreme transition: "Everyone, we are able to come to the wedding banquet today, firstly, we are invited to attend, and secondly, we need the help of all the teachers to add brilliance to the wedding!"
"The program team will distribute today's task cards. Each teacher will select one and prepare a fantastic song and dance performance at today's banquet. Afterward, the guests attending the banquet will give everyone a score. The higher the score, the richer the reward for this period!"
The program team distributed cards.
Director Li smiled secretly.
A song and dance performance, aren't these women fighting over who's who? They must all want to be the most beautiful one, so let's get competitive!
"I want to light that firecracker." Jiang Huan suddenly raised her hand and pointed to the eighty-eight-shot firecracker.
Meng Yue also said excitedly: "I want to hit that gong!"
Jiang He: "I've never been a host, I want to try being an emcee."
The three female guests set their respective task cards at the speed of light.
Director Li was dumbfounded.
This bunch of unambitious people didn’t even choose Miss Etiquette?!
[Director Li (The Provocative Female Competition Failure Version)]
[You didn't expect it, didn't you? The previous fierce competition was finally resolved by this year's female contestants. All I can say is, everyone has their own preferences.]
On the male guests' side, Xie Jiumian is the accountant, and Ke Wenjun tearfully chooses the flower girl over the etiquette lady.
Fu Ran lost the right to choose because he got off the car a step late due to his leg disability.
"Wait a minute? Why am I Miss Manners?!"
[Hahahaha, this is hilarious! The production team still wants to take advantage of the female guests. Our General Fu didn't disappoint!]
Director Li wiped the regret from his face.
You guys, it’s too early to be happy.
"Now that everyone has decided on their own mission cards, please open the second page of the mission card and review the accompanying rules. Only after completing them can you participate in the next bonfire party."
Everyone turned to the second page at the same time, and the sky fell in an instant.
The wedding banquet begins.
"Dear guests, in this beautiful month of December, we are about to usher in the most wonderful moment in a newlywed couple's life! I am honored to witness this with you all. I am today's host, Jiang He."
On the stage, Jiang He was wearing a dress, holding up the microphone and smiling sweetly.
Off the court, flower girl Ke Wenjun wore a white suit and held flowers.
Miss Fu Ran was wearing a white dress and holding a ring.
The picture looks normal.
When the wedding march started playing, the program crew reminded them, "Teacher Ke, Teacher Fu, it's time to dance."
The back of their task card said "Dance an opening dance together."
Ke Wenjun clutched the flowers tightly, and Fu Ran's feet were glued to the ground.
No one wanted to move.
"Please cooperate with me, let's finish it early so that we can have dinner at the bonfire party." The director team reminded quietly.
Yet they remained unmoved, even glaring at each other, sparks flying.
"Let me see what's going on." Aunt Qian came over, twisting her hips and grinning shyly, "Oh, young people, you are so shy! Since you don't want to dance with each other, then dance with me! I'm not afraid, I..."
The two of them instantly stretched their insteps, linked hands and started walking like a swan.
Everyone was holding back their laughter, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh out loud.
"I'm warning you, damn it." Ke Wenjun lowered his voice, "Don't take this opportunity to touch me. If you feel itchy, there's a shower in the hotel!"
"Get out!" Fu Ran threw him out.
Throw it into Aunt Qian's arms.
Ke Wenjun screamed and jumped back, and Fu Ran subconsciously grabbed him.
The two of them froze and looked down at their interlocked hands.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!”
[Hahahahahahahahaha what a shame, the program crew]
[Can't this damn rule be a little more normal?!]
[I can't hold it in any longer, let's go see Jiang Huan and Xie Jiumian! ]
Jiang Huan and Xie Jiumian drew the "Unique Welcome" quiz. How unique can these two be? Let's see.
At the entrance of the greenhouse, Jiang Huan and Xie Jiumian were sitting at a wedding table for collecting money.
Just then, a customer came to pay his share of the money.
"Which side are you relatives from? I don't see you." asked the first guest.
Snap——
The two men suddenly put down their pens, their eyes lit up, and stood up.
【Come to life】
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