Chapter 4 What do you want to do? I want to kiss
The lights flickered and the scene was deathly quiet.
Director Li almost fainted.
The topic hasn't passed yet, he will be over it soon!
Jiang Huan glanced at the numbers—
Abuse value +10000.
She curled her lips, temporarily satisfied.
At the same time, a burst of discussion broke out online.
Less than five minutes after the show started, entries related to the show became three trending searches.
#Is the female guest No. 3 Jiang He?
#Redefining keeping one's word#
#Male guest No. 3, Yangwei is a domestic abuser again#
At the same time, the screen was full of messages asking her bestie, boyfriend and family to watch the live broadcast.
[@落睨翔子, my dear, come quickly! This show is full of rubbish! I'll be glued to the screen tonight!]
[@Happy and fulfilling, Mom, look at this, it's fun]
Good evening, Miss @Invisible Chicken Wings. Here are some of the latest news from around the world that I've carefully selected for you. Please check it out when you have time.
You're a little bitch, Baoer. I still love you. I only spank you, never break your legs.
The number of people in the live broadcast room increased rapidly, all of them came to see female guest No. 3.
The director team was going crazy backstage.
The assistant said, "Fu Ran's agent called and said that if this continues, Fu Ran will suspend the recording!"
"What can I do? This is a live broadcast! How can I cover Jiang Huan's mouth?!" The assistant director yelled into the headset again, "Hurry up and cut to the male guest. There won't be another psychopath among the male guests, will there?"
After receiving the instruction, the host immediately turned the topic to the male guest.
"We already have a basic understanding of the female guest. Now, let's start asking questions to the male guest."
[Protest! I want to learn more about No. 3]
Shouldn't this segment have over a dozen questions? Why did they switch after only three? I haven't seen enough!
[I'm dying of laughter. I've been following this for ten seasons, and this is the first time I've seen the production team not dare to ask this part any further. Every guest has almost cried when asked this before.]
The host pretended not to see these comments and then asked:
"Male guests, please share a moment when you thought she was cute."
Number 1 said, "All the time."
No. 3 Fu Ran answered quickly, looking at the other party and saying threateningly: "When she cries."
Director Li breathed a sigh of relief.
Okay, okay, let's do it this way! Let's get started with the compound link!
The next second, No. 2 leaned back in his wheelchair and said, "She said she was going to burn me with a cigarette butt."
After saying this, Jiang Huan glanced sideways.
Backstage.
"Two! Two!" the assistant director shouted, holding up a two and yelling to the entire audience, "There are two lunatics this year! What do we do now?"
Earlier, the host was embarrassed because he had not received any instructions and could only continue asking questions.
Fortunately, male guest No. 2 did not do anything too out of line in the next few questions.
"How many times have you been apart?"
Xie Jiumian: “9 times.”
"Pick a word: family, career, love, freedom, wealth."
Xie Jiumian: "Love."
"Please use one word to describe your current relationship."
"She ran away and I chased her."
“…”
The host gradually relaxed and finally chose a safe option:
"If you could do something with her right now, what would you most like to do with her?"
Director Li immediately made a begging gesture.
Xie Jiumian paused a little longer this time.
Then he said: "Let's kiss."
Director Li breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, it was just a kiss. Given this ancestor's temperament, he was really afraid that he would say something else.
Xie Jiumian: "On the bed, when we stop, let's kiss."
Beep——
The live broadcast room was harmonized for five minutes.
【Ahhhhhhhh what the hell is this!!! 】
[A believer's lifelong balance of meat and vegetables, this is exactly what I should read! Good stuff!]
[Reward! Reward! Reward! Give me a good reward! Number 2, you deserve to be enshrined in the Imperial Ancestral Temple! This is the kind of breakup variety show we adults should watch!]
Jiang Huan turned her head the whole time to look at Xie Jiumian.
She is a vengeful spirit that feeds on human desires, including lust.
Xie Jiumian's desire value is the highest level, red, especially when answering questions, it is frighteningly red.
She glanced at Jiang He's small figure again and clicked her tongue.
Bean sprouts versus pile driver.
Can you bear it?
Jiang He's face was slightly red at this moment. She was so shocked by Xie Jiumian's questions and answers that she couldn't recover. When the host asked them to stand up, her legs felt a little weak and her heart was pounding.
After the live broadcast room resumed, the host wiped the sweat off his face.
Quickly cue the next step: "Next, the audience can vote on the screen to choose their favorite guest."
Suddenly, voting images flew across the screen.
[The Fugitive Female Monkey from Huaguo Mountain]: No. 3 is just a little whiter than the other two female guests, has a prettier lip shape, and a thinner frame, nothing else is special about her.
System: [The Fugitive Female Monkey from Huaguo Mountain] votes for number 3.
[Pizza Heart]: No. 2, please don’t talk next time. It makes me want to find a man to try it on in the middle of the night.
System: [Pizza Heart] vote for No. 2.
[Crayon Shinjiu]: From the hair color and small movements of No. 1, you can tell it’s me, A-ko. Go!
System: [Crayon No. 1] vote for number 1.
[I love He He]: Number 3 is our He He, everyone choose number 3!
The final voting results came out: Female guest No. 3 and male guest No. 2 were ahead by a large margin and won first place.
The much-anticipated moment has finally arrived: the unveiling moment.
The door of Room 1 opened and two people walked out.
"Hi, I'm Ke Wenjun."
"I'm Meng Yue."
As soon as the two figures appeared, the number of barrages reached its peak.
They first met on the podium, and the top star fell in love at first sight. His sticky eyes never left the award presenter Meng Yue. This photo once became a legendary picture and appeared in the comment sections of major fairy-tale love stories.
This year marks the 11th year of their long-distance relationship, but they still cannot escape the curse of breaking up.
The barrage of comments suddenly became sad.
The door of Room 2 opened, and the first thing that came into view was an electric wheelchair and a pair of bony hands.
[Wait, this hand, isn't it Brother Fu? Brother Fu has a wound on his hand.]
[That's not right. Number 1 isn't Fu Ran, and neither is number 2. So, the guy with the goat tail in number 3...?]
When the camera turned again, no one was talking.
The man wore a pinky ring with intricate patterns on his right hand. He was wearing a dark suit of superb texture, and his black tie hung down, extending all the way into the white shirt underneath.
The camera moves upwards, passing over the long legs, and reaches the stunning face. The fox eyes are lazily raised, the gaze is indifferent and sparkling, and the whole person looks like a gem polished to perfection.
"I am Xie Jiumian."
Behind him, Jiang He's face appeared immediately, with a plain makeup look. She smiled and greeted, "Hello everyone, I'm Jiang He."
[Holy crap!!! Number 2, aren't you a little too handsome!!! Who is this?! Why haven't I tried this delicious dish from Chinese entertainment?!]
[Because he's not from the domestic entertainment industry! Xie Jiumian! It's Xie Jiumian! The prince of the Xie family! A top-tier wealthy family in Beijing, my goodness, how did they get him? This director must have some connections! There's no word of this happening!]
[I'm dead, suit thug! That damn girl Jiang He must be eating too much! No wonder they're getting back together on a variety show!]
[Oh my god, I can already picture what he just said... Shit! I'm dying!]
Amidst the frenzied comments, one or two people struggled to stay awake:
[Number 2 is Jiang He, so the female guest number 3 is... Jiang Huan?! The Jiang Huan I scold every day?!]
[This is a scam! I was going to vote for He He! I want to withdraw my vote!!!]
“Click.”
The door to Room 3 opened, and the barrage of comments stopped instantly.
[Okay, okay, let's break up. Don't I know what Jiang Huan looks like?]
In the camera, a woman in a red dress trailing on the ground walked out.
His footsteps suddenly stopped at the threshold.
This is a foam threshold specially set up by the program team. There is a photographer squatting outside, deliberately trying to take pictures of the female star exposing herself.
The first two female guests were wearing skirts and walked very carefully.
When she reached No. 3, she paused for a moment and gently touched the threshold with her plaster leg.
Then, kick it open!
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