Chapter 47 This program has a 100% incidence rate
Two minutes later, Jiang He left the stage with five clear scars on her face, laughing wildly, and still saying: "Hahaha! Hahahaha..."
[Jiang He, isn't it good to be alive?]
[Wow, Jiang Huan, I hate you! Just try kicking her again!]
[Sister, just think about it in your heart. Don't let Jiang Huan see it, or she'll really kick you!]
Jiang He sat in the dark, crying and wiping her face fiercely.
No, she wanted to fight! She refused to accept.
On the other side, the system suddenly sensed something.
Oh my god, the obedient water is ineffective again?
Just as he was about to remind Fu Ran, an elegant male voice suddenly sounded.
"Little mouth——"
System: "Don't talk!"
It was surprised after it replied. This was the voice of the big guy from last time!
Last time, the boss couldn't issue direct orders. Is this an upgrade?!
Oh my god! Master, you are really done this time!
In the restaurant, Jiang Huan successfully got a luxurious lunch and sat down to enjoy it happily.
Jiang He waited until she recovered to normal, praised the dog on the roadside several times, and returned to the dining table after confirming that it was fine.
She picked up a clean bowl, filled it with porridge, and placed it in front of Jiang Huan.
"Sister, please eat something light..."
Before she finished speaking, Fu Ran used the prop again: nonsense.
"Light shit." Jiang He said with emotion, "This bowl of chicken shit porridge is specially prepared for you. You have such a powerful and rapid development principle to enter China. Remember my face. When you were little, you thought I was joking with you..."
“Pah pah pah pah!”
Jiang He left the stage crying with five big guys on the other side of her face.
What on earth is going on!
She really wants to rebel!!!
I don't know if this show has a 100% reconciliation rate, but the incidence rate is almost 100%!
Doesn't everyone think Jiang He is acting strangely today? It's like she's possessed. Any experts out there have any advice?
[Xie Jiumian, do you have any glutinous rice left? Sprinkle some on and see.]
After a lively meal, the production team took the guests to the port by bus.
"The journey of love is the sea of stars! Today's itinerary is - a love day out! Each guest needs to win travel props by playing a toast-eating game."
"Team up in pairs and bite the same piece of toast into a heart shape. Whoever makes the most perfect heart shape wins."
"The first place winner will receive an extra luxurious buffet at Haicheng!"
Jiang Huan jumped up from the back seat.
Luxurious buffet!
She licked her fangs.
I don’t know if it’s influenced by Xie Jiumian’s cooking skills, but she has recently become particularly interested in human food. Here she comes, number one!
After hearing the content of the competition, the guests were eager to try it out.
Only Fu Ran immediately approached the production team: "Sharing a piece of toast?! I won't do it! Are you afraid that I won't die quickly enough? Jiang Huan, can you feed me chicken shit porridge instead of toast?"
"Teacher Fu, don't be so pessimistic..."
Director Li tried to persuade him, but was interrupted by Fu Ran's cold laugh: "Am I pessimistic?"
The program crew fell silent when they thought of Jiang Huan's face.
The assistant director stepped forward and said, "You're still blindfolded. She might not be able to find you. If she catches you, we'll all move out to protect your safety. Is that okay with you?"
Fu Ran then reluctantly agreed.
To be on the safe side, he exchanged a bottle of X-ray vision props in advance.
Soon, the director pushed out a cage with an unfathomable smile.
The cage was golden all over, shining brightly in the sun, blinding everyone's eyes.
He opened the door and said, "Please enter the cage first, guests."
Although everyone was confused, they still walked in together.
The door was closed.
"Everyone is blindfolded, and the male guest bites the bread. Both parties need to find their partners in the birdcage first, and then start eating the toast after they are paired up!"
If you bite or kiss the wrong person... the production team is going to die, you are so good at playing games.
The program team blew the whistle.
Jiang Huan instantly jumped up, hands forward, "Fu Guoguo, here I come, hehehehehehehe——"
Fu Ran's scalp felt numb, and he used his X-ray vision to run away!
Thinking that Jiang Huan couldn't catch up with him, he turned around and saw a big black rat running quickly behind him!
"I'll hit you!" Jiang Huan raised her leg and penetrated his ass.
Fu Ran bounced and handed over 1000 abuse points.
He ran hard again, but Jiang Huan caught up with him and kicked him. He would take a break and chase him again, and kick him again when Jiang Huan caught up with him, until Fu Ran learned his lesson and hid behind Xie Jiumian.
It’s time for Xie Jiumian to experience the feeling of being kicked by Jiang Huan!
"Eh? My shoelaces are off." Xie Jiumian suddenly squatted down and rubbed his leather shoes that had no laces at all.
"Ah——" Fu Ran fell to the ground again.
【Abuse Value +5000】
[She runs away and he chases her, but he can't escape even if he has wings]
[The person above feels like you hugged me when I was a child]
[Can she see? How come her kicks are so accurate?]
Director Li suddenly blew the whistle: "Jiang Huan! Why are there two holes in the ribbon of your blindfold?! You're cheating!"
"It's unfair! I can't see it." Jiang Huan was like a blind man touching an elephant.
Xie Jiumian (elephant version) raised his hand: "I testify that she can't see it."
Director Li: “…”
You can't even see it yourself and yet you testify for others!
"Go change her ribbon!" Director Li yelled.
Change the ribbon and start the second round.
This time, Fu Ran started running before even waiting for the whistle!
Jiang Huan didn't chase after him, but just slowly stretched out a foot.
In an instant, Fu Ran staggered and flew forward.
"Look at me trying to catch the moon from the bottom of the sea." Ke Wenjun shouted and bent down to catch the 'moon'.
Fu Ran behind him staggered eight times, lost his balance, and rushed towards him directly.
Snap——
He dove into the crack of Ke Wenjun's butt.
"ah!"
The male-male duet screamed.
Fu Ran struggled frantically, but when he raised his head, he got back into Ke Wenjun's large coat.
The two men rolled into a ball, jumping up and down, howling wildly and insulting each other.
Jiang Huan applauded: "I've seen this performance before. Isn't it called the Dragon and Lion Dance?"
[Shut up! Damn the dragon and lion dance!]
[Almost music, I come, dong dong dong strong strong strong]
[Almost firecrackers, I'll crackle and crackle]
Jiang Huan had enough fun, but she didn't forget today's mission. She stood up and prepared to walk towards Fu Ran.
People are here to have fun, and we also want to win first place, so let’s go eat some toast!
However, just as he took a step, a figure suddenly bumped into him.
"Hey, brother, is that you?" Mai Yaya asked from Jiang Huan's left.
Lu Chen answered from Jiang Huan's right: "Yaya, I'm here."
Then the two of them held hands, surrounded Jiang Huan, and moved in small steps.
Jiang Huan:?
"You two, will your love be too crowded if I'm added to it?" Jiang Huan asked.
"What's that sound?" Mai Yaya said innocently, "The wind is so strong that I can't hear it clearly!"
The two of them suddenly increased their attack and took Jiang Huan to the southeast corner - where Xie Jiumian was.
With a force, he pushed the person directly into Xie Jiumian's arms.
"Sister Huan, Brother Mian, I'm sorry, I really can't see you anymore. I'm sorry!"
After Mai Yaya finished speaking, she grabbed Lu Chen and ran away.
[??? No, you two are delivering the goods.]
[Bakayalu, that's enough, you two! I'll give you double what Xie Jiumian gave you! Send them to the bed!]
[You said you couldn't see, but you actually called me Sister Huan and Brother Mian. Yaya, you're exposed! !]
[You two deserve to be enshrined in the Imperial Ancestral Temple! Kiss me to death, all over the heavens and the earth!]
Jiang Huan just stood up.
The vixen beside my ear started to speak: "Since you're here..."
"Mai Yaya!" Jiang Huan roared.
Xie Jiumian stopped him: "The child is still young."
Jiang Huan was about to rush out: "You two are playing a trick on me, right?!"
Xie Jiumian cut him off: "It's New Year's Day."
Jiang Huan kicked her legs: "You two, come back here..."
"Countdown thirty seconds!" Director Li shouted.
Jiang Huan:!
She immediately lost her right to choose, and took a bite of the toast and put it into Xie Jiumian's mouth.
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