Chapter 52: A Golden Triangle, a Lifetime of Laughter
A word in the local accent instantly brought the channel into the fields.
[Okay, good, I don't know what I expected]
[Just now: Ahhhh immoral literature! Now: Cao Nima pig-cutting grass literature]
Xie Jiumian curled his lips: "Yes, it's on me, sister-in-law, how about... taking it yourself?"
【Hmm? Hmm??? I'm fine again!!!】
Jiang Huan grinned.
If she had known he had a trick up his sleeve, she would have been prepared to deal with it.
"Okay, sister-in-law will come and get it right away - ok?"
Jiang Huan grabbed his hair and then let go.
The black wig fell off, revealing a second layer of silver-white wig underneath.
The neat silver short hair is unrestrained and noble, making her skin look even whiter like snow, as if she is a white fox appearing in the polar regions, charming and noble.
Jiang Huan:!!
Everyone: !!!
[Fuck! Is silver hair so suitable? Oh no! Oh no!]
[Xie Jiumian, you did this on purpose! Deliberate seduction! I admit you're quite capable! You succeeded!]
Jiang Huan endured it again and again before swallowing back the saliva that was about to flow out.
"Zhuangzi." She named him on the spur of the moment, her breath trembling as she covered her mouth.
Zhuangzi Xie Jiumian:?
Jiang Huan: "Sister-in-law, I didn't expect that just carrying two buckets of manure would make your hair look like this... Why didn't you tell me earlier that you don't like carrying manure? If your hair turns white with worry, won't that mean the family will lose another strong man?!"
"Sister-in-law, we don't spread rumors." Xie Jiumian held down her hand that was about to grab her hair, put his fingertips on her forehead, and pushed it away.
Jiang Huan cried more and more emotionally, and finally even threw away the script.
He rushed forward and beat him up: "If you and your brother's smuggling of gold briefs hadn't been exposed, you wouldn't have stayed in the village to pick up manure! Your evil brother is fine, he went to the city to enjoy life! Now he eats eight bowls of rice in one meal! When he rushed to wear 3D gold pants, you should have slapped his shoe-horn face! Zhuangzi, Zhuangzi, you are confused!"
Her hands and lips trembled, and she rode on Xie Jiumian without letting go.
Xie Jiumian wanted to struggle at first, but after being pushed by her little hand, he gave up resistance and lay on the ground, letting her do whatever she wanted to him.
When the slap was about to hit his abdominal muscles, he still symbolically blocked it.
After all, it's a recording of a show.
It would be bad to record any reaction.
Until the director team came over to pull people out and said that the plot was over, Jiang Huan was still immersed in the plot of Zhuangzi smuggling golden briefs and couldn't get out of it.
She said to the camera with tears in her eyes: "No wonder the actors can't get out of the role, it's true..."
[That's right! What kind of fucking emotion did you put into it?!]
[Apart from anything else, this brother has a prototype, but I won’t tell you who the prototype is.]
[Jiang Huan, I'm really going to kill you! Smuggling golden briefs! How could you even come up with that?!]
[Upstairs, please shout louder. I didn't pay attention at first, but when you typed such a long word, I immediately knew that the prototype of the brother was Fu Ran.]
[A golden triangle, a lifetime of laughter]
[Xie Vixen seems to have lost all her strength and means]
[I heard there's a taboo in this livestream: My uncle fell in love with me? Where is it? Is it over?]
Go home and play in the mud upstairs. You can’t even eat the hot manure that Zhuangzi picked up.
The four members of the Xie family squatted in the live broadcast room, watching in silence.
Good news: Successfully created physical contact.
Bad news: If slapping him counts as physical contact.
Due to the incident in Xie Jiumian and Jiang Huan’s live broadcast room, the production team did not want them to stay together any longer, so they asked the two to meet up with Fu Ran and Jiang He and prepare to go back.
At this moment, Fu Ran had already taken Jiang He on three rounds of the roller coaster and was waiting for Jiang He to finish vomiting so that he could continue with the fourth round.
During his free time, he took a look at his system: it had been upgraded to level 70 and could be exchanged for a variety of items.
Fu Ran curled his lips, it's time to teach Jiang Huan a lesson!
"System, redeem the Screaming Card for Jiang Huan to use."
[Host, you've messed with Nani, haven't you?! You won't get any good results if you do this!]
"What nonsense! Are you her system or my system?"
The system is helpless and can only click to use.
On the other side, Xie Jiumian suddenly stopped.
"Zhuangzi, what about that?" Jiang Huan turned her head with tears in her eyes.
"It's okay, my stomach hurts." Xie Jiumian said as he closed his eyes and operated in his mind. After sending two commands, he opened his eyes and said, "Let's go, sister-in-law."
"Zhuangzi, are you really okay?"
"Sister-in-law, it's really okay."
[You two...I...OK, just watch whatever's going on.]
[I'm not picky about food! As long as you're willing to do it, your identity, species, and race don't matter!]
On the other side, Fu Ran waited for a while but did not hear the prompt tone of successful use.
"System, what are you doing?"
[Ding! Upgrade successful!]
[Host! The main system has updated a new rule to train taskers! From now on, if you develop over 100 phobias, your lifespan will be reduced by one day!]
Upgraded again?!
Fu Ran sneered, "I thought it was something else, but it's just like that. Anyway, I can't possibly have a phobia. The thing that scares me hasn't been born yet!"
On the side, Jiang He secretly stared at the man who was sometimes angry and sometimes grinning sinisterly, feeling extremely powerless.
She missed Jiang Huan's big bed room! She didn't want to go on a roller coaster with this man anymore!
In a trance, I heard a mechanical electronic sound.
[Ding! Prank system binding successful!]
【New member gift pack is available, do you want to use it? 】
Jiang He was stunned.
What was this? A system? Was she being tortured to the point of hearing voices?
However, even if it was an auditory hallucination, it wouldn't be worse than the current situation.
She immediately said, "Use it."
[Used successfully! Prank Wheel is now active—]
[Ding! Congratulations on getting the prank trio: 'Boogers Flavored Chocolate', 'Electric Shock Gum', and 'Chainsaw That Can't Kill You']
Jiang He touched the three-piece suit that suddenly appeared in his pocket, and suddenly felt unreal.
She thought for two seconds, then casually handed the booger-flavored chocolate to Fu Ran, "Brother Fu, do you want to eat it?"
Fu Ran took it and ate it without any precautions.
Soon, the man's face turned as ugly as chocolate.
"What is that?! Why does it taste so weird, ugh—"
"This is chocolate." Jiang He looked aggrieved, but was overjoyed inside. She hurriedly handed over the gum, "Quick, I have some gum."
Fu Ran opened it, and as soon as his tongue touched it, his whole body trembled.
The next second, his entire body was charred black.
He stuck out his tongue, his eyes terrified, "You...what did you give me to eat? Are you trying to hurt me?!"
"Brother Fu, it's just ordinary chocolate and chewing gum. How could you, how could you slander me like this... I'm very sad."
Jiang He slowly pulled out a half-person-high electric saw from his pocket, and it started to buzz.
Fu Ran: Holy crap!
Who the hell is the yandere?!
Jiang He pulled the chainsaw and chased Fu Ran all over the hotel.
She moaned and forced the man into a dead corner, then raised the chainsaw high.
[Ding! The item usage time has ended!]
The chainsaw suddenly lost power!
Jiang He: ???
You are not a fucking human being at such a critical moment!
She almost burst into curses and turned around and ran away.
Behind him, Fu Ran raised his head and said, "Ah He, it's my turn now."
Jiang He caught a glimpse of a figure not far away, and ran away with her hands on her head, "Oh, oh, oh! Brother Fu, I was wrong..."
"You deserve to die!" Fu Ran threw a punch.
Jiang He squatted down quickly.
His fist swept across her head and hit the tip of Jiang Huan's nose.
Jiang He immediately shouted, "Sister, he said that the dark circles under your eyes today are shaped like his insoles!"
Jiang Huan turned around with a smile and looked at Fu Ran.
Fu Ran was shocked: "I didn't say...Ah!!!"
Jiang Huan took action, Xie Jiumian followed closely behind, and Jiang He silently added a few more kicks.
[Ding! Lifespan -2 days, -3 days, -5 days]
The production crew couldn't bear to watch this mixed fight and quietly withdrew.
That day, the trip ended and everyone returned by flight and boarded their respective ships.
Jiang Huan didn't expect that the luxury cruise ship was so luxurious and had everything except food.
As soon as she got off the boat, she grabbed the production crew and asked, "What are we having for dinner today?"
"Sorry, since the hidden story mission for your date today has not reached 80%, and the live broadcast room has been banned, dinner tonight is cancelled."
Director Li ruthlessly rejected Jiang Huan's request for dinner.
Jiang Huan clenched her fist and said, "Zhuangzi, how can you tolerate this?"
"Zhuangzi thinks it's impossible." Xie Jiumian finished speaking and calmly made a phone call. "The weather is cold, and the production team of "Reunited" is going bankrupt."
Seeing this, Director Li almost couldn't hold back his laughter.
This Mr. Xie is quite trendy, still using memes at this time.
Someone jokingly said, "Shouldn't the next sentence be, 'There was a loud bang in the sky, and the old slave made a brilliant appearance!'"
After saying this, the man's expression suddenly froze.
The entire production crew looked at the suddenly turbulent sea, their lips twitching slightly: "That, that is..."
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