Chapter 73 Who is breaking up her relationship?
[Wait, those two bald guys with glasses behind Director Li! I know you! "Lovestruck Men and Women" just finished airing, and you're already here promoting family planning.]
[Oh my god! Aren’t those Zhao Bo and Lao Huo, the ones who love to stir up trouble the most?!]
[Having watched the dating variety show directed by them, I can only say that the scale is beyond imagination. The clean program instantly turned into a pornography crackdown, and the guests almost made love in front of the camera.]
[I might have to consider other shows, but these two's variety shows are a must-see for me!]
Yesterday he contacted people in the Chinese directors' group and specially invited two relationship psychologists, two top directors of romance variety shows, who are best at creating ambiguous, emotional and lovey-dovey segments!
This time, he didn't believe that these guests would behave as recklessly as before!
Director Li said, "Before today's official group date, everyone will take a psychological test. The program team has invited two psychology experts to divide everyone into groups based on their scores. Now, please welcome expert Teacher Wang to speak!"
Amidst sparse applause, one of the balding men came on stage.
"Well, Director Li asked me to say a few words, so here I go. I didn't want to come here originally, but you young people these days are so willful, treating love and marriage as a joke, messing around everywhere, and some of those noisy girls should be more ladylike, give in to men, and not be so sharp."
Jiang Huan laughed mockingly, "Why, do you also think men are too weak and need women to give way?"
"You!" Expert Wang blushed.
Director Li saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly tried to smooth things over, "Let's do the test first, do the test first."
Men and women take the test separately, and the questions on the test paper are also random.
The question Jiang Huan got was a purely emotional one.
Question 1: How would you respond if your lover had an affair?
Question 2: After being together, if you experience boredom and fatigue, how will you deal with it?
Question 3: After marriage, would you be willing to become a full-time housewife and give birth to children for him?
…
Jiang Huan smiled contemptuously.
Submit the paper in one minute.
Director Li was wondering why the test paper was submitted so quickly, and his eyes went dark when he got the test paper.
But the camera gave a close-up and all the audience saw it.
[The whole page is full of "Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill him, fuck him, fuck him, Sister Huan! You really don't disappoint me!]
[Haha ...
Male and female guests submitted their papers separately, and the expert panel gave evaluation scores.
"Xie Jiumian scored full marks, Meng Yue scored full marks, Lu Chen scored 95, Mai Yaya scored 80, and Jiang Huan scored... 0." Director Li announced this and paused. "Since Jiang Huan scored 0 on the test paper and was ranked exiled, we will meet the new guest separately today."
"Wait a minute—" another psychologist stopped Director Li and took out another test paper with zero points.
Ke Wenjun's name was clearly written on it.
Director Li: ???
Ke Wenjun smiled embarrassedly.
This result is also expected. After all, our Junjun can answer the question of his wife running with the ball and kicking it away.
[Hahahahahaha I'm so fucking convinced! One is just filling in the blanks, the other is just filling in the blanks! ]
Director Li had no choice but to announce the final team formation.
"Jiang Huan and Ke Wenjun are in one group, and Xie Jiumian and Meng Yue are in another."
Ke Wenjun got into the car crying and waved his hands through the window, "Meng Yue, wait for me! You must wait for me! I will come back!"
The scene was once a scene of Ke Wenjun's life and death.
Jiang Huan pinched his mouth directly and smiled sinisterly, "Little mouth."
The noise disappeared instantly and the car sped away.
Meng Yue and Xie Jiumian watched the car go away and looked at each other in surprise.
As a result, they felt even more uncomfortable after getting on their exclusive little pink car.
"I feel a little dizzy."
Meng Yue held her forehead and fell back into her seat without any sign of acting.
"Hiss... My head is a little..."
Xie Jiumian simultaneously held his forehead and fell asleep on the seat.
No matter how the director team called them, the two did not respond at all, and the date that had just begun was interrupted.
[The production team, you guys are going too far! The guest fainted like this, but you didn't send him to the hospital!]
【Ah? Someone really took it seriously?】
[Hahahahahahahahaha these two 50-cent acting skills also have fans, I am dying of laughter]
When Lu Chen and Mai Yaya were about to board the bus, the production team suddenly announced, "Due to Jiang Huan's ranking, she is paired with Ke Wenjun. Therefore, the female guest who will date the new guest is Teacher Mai. Please get ready to go."
Lu Chen frowned and looked at Mai Yaya worriedly.
“What?!” Mai Yaya was shocked. “I won’t do it!”
She immediately went to the director team to change the rules.
What new guest?! She doesn't want to date a stranger!
No one can cooperate with her like Lu Chen!
Mai Yaya went to the director's lounge.
"Oh my! This time, that young master added another 50 million to get on the show, and he even specifically asked to date Jiang Huan. If he sees the change of person, he won't cause a commotion, right?"
"There's nothing we can do now. If it really doesn't work, we can just swap Jiang Huan and Mai Yaya back later."
…
Mai Yaya recognized the two voices as the director and assistant director.
She narrowed her eyes.
Going on a date with Sister Huan? You're tired of living, aren't you?
Mai Yaya rolled up her sleeves and turned around to leave.
She wanted to see what kind of little bastard was, how dare he break up the couple I was rooting for!
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Anxiang Restaurant.
The piano music is melodious, and a romantic candlelight dinner is neatly arranged on the long table in the middle of the restaurant.
The pink-haired man was dressed in a suit and tie, gracefully shaking a glass of red wine in his hand.
He looked down at his watch.
Well, we're almost there.
"Waiter, serve the food."
The waiter silently moved away the eighth plate of cold steak.
The young master has been waiting for a whole day, but no one has shown up.
“Ding-ding-dang-dang…”
The wind chimes at the door rang.
The man put down the wine glass in a second, covered his nose with his hand, tilted his right cheek, and his eyebrows jumped up and down.
So when Mai Yaya entered the door, she saw an ultimate pink-haired sea urchin with a twitching face and narcissistic personality.
The sea urchin was tilting his face sideways, his chest puffed out, his head tilted back, his nostrils slightly flared, and he bit his lower lip greasyly. In a bubbly voice like nails scratching a blackboard, he said, "Are you satisfied with what you see?"
"Satisfied? Are you kidding?" Mai Yaya shouted loudly.
Jiang Yaobai raised his head:?
"Sister, who are you?"
Mai Yaya smiled and said, "A female guest who doesn't want to reveal her name."
The two sides looked at each other for a moment, and silent smoke rose in the air.
Jiang Yaobai didn't say anything after learning the reason for the substitution.
My face, which I had carefully maintained for a whole day, suddenly became eight shades darker.
When Mai Yaya learned that the female guest had decided on the date location for today, she almost laughed out loud.
"Let's go, Mr. Jiang."
Mai Yaya took the initiative to invite.
Jiang Yaobai's face was full of disdain.
Until they walked into the venue that Mai Yaya led them to——
"I miss this kitchen so much. Sister Huan is such a picky eater. She only eats the food that Brother Mian cooks for her every day."
"In this small dark room, Brother Mian saved Sister Huan with his clever words."
"Hey, there's a new hot spring resort here. I came late, but I heard that Brother Mian blindfolded himself and chose Sister Huan as his sweetheart in a split second."
"Oh, this hole looks just like the one where my brother Mian fell into and Sister Huan kissed his Adam's apple to save him."
Mai Yaya took Jiang Yaobai on a tour around the former site of the Heart-Stirring House.
I sighed as I turned.
Jiang Yaobai became more and more angry as he listened, and finally shouted angrily: "Has that been enough? Shut up!"
"Oh, okay." Mai Yaya shrugged and sighed, "Then can I check the time?"
Jiang Yaobai said unhappily, "Look!"
Mai Yaya took out her cell phone.
The scene flashed by and stopped in front of Jiang Yaobai——
It was the kiss that Jiang Huan gave Xie Jiumian on his Adam's apple, 1080k, high-definition screensaver.
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