Chapter 77 Fu Ran is alive, please deduct 1
【chicken】
“Puff.”
“Hahahahahaha…”
"No? Hahahahahahaha."
Everyone at the scene couldn't hold back and burst into laughter.
The program crew is too mean.
[Frog fun! Chicken?? Directors, you guys are so vicious!]
How can I resist taking action?
[I feel like the table is about to flip! Screen recording team, get ready!]
The director team has already raised their shields expertly.
From the way they arranged these props, we expected there would be moments of confrontation!
But so what! The chaos is what makes it interesting!
To their surprise, after the guests laughed at each other, they started to eat without any objection.
Each person is provided with a wooden board for placing shrimps.
After Jiang Huan put the last bag of dried shrimps on the platform, she turned around and touched the white Husky that had just been pulled over.
The dog's wise eyes suddenly became sharp.
She untied the dog's leash and said, "Go!"
Ergou woofed and ran out.
Mai Yaya immediately ran over, "Ah! Why did the puppy run away? Directors! Look!"
Seeing this, Director Li immediately said, "If the props are lost, the guests must find a way to solve it on their own. They cannot be replaced."
So I was waiting here! Haha!
"Wait, I'll be back."
Jiang Huan smiled faintly and gave Mai Yaya a reassuring look.
Director Li silently shook his head in disapproval.
Still a city dweller.
Why would this village dog follow a stranger?
"In five minutes, each team will officially start their journey."
The program team urged the guests on with the sound of gongs and drums.
Everyone just looked at each other, and no one objected.
Director Li was satisfied.
This means giving up resistance.
With only this cow and two chickens left, what can they pull?
Until five minutes and fifty seconds later.
Jiang Huan blew a long whistle.
Led by Erha, a dozen or so big yellow, two yellow, big black and little black dogs roared past the village from all directions.
“Woof woof woof woof!”
[Paw Patrol! Assemble!!!]
Each dog bit the chain consciously. Behind the chain was a yellow cow, which pulled the cart. Jiang Huan put the chicken on Erha's head.
"Okay, that's it."
She waved.
The six of them got on the cart together.
The dog slapped its butt, the scene was filled with dust, and the dog-pulled cart sped away.
The director team was collectively in disarray in the wind.
"Why are you chasing us?! What the hell!!!" Director Li pointed at the group of dogs and spoke incoherently.
The dogs rushed out of the village at an incredible speed, leaving all the cameramen and staff on the scene far behind.
"Oh no!" the assistant director screamed again, "All our tires are punctured!"
"What?!!"
【Haha ...
What were those people doing around the car just now? They were probably figuring out how to deflate the tires!
[The child is quiet, and is indeed making trouble]
[Oh my god, local dogs are so cute! They're so obedient, I'd pay 20,000 yuan a month to raise one!]
[Sister, do you think I can do this? Woof woof woof woof]
Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof!
"Sister Huan! You're such a dog-puller! How did you convince them?"
Ke Wenjun was holding one of the rhubarb dogs, with his bangs blown into a slicked back style.
Jiang Huan curled her lips, "Keep a low profile, and know a little bit of dog talk."
As soon as he finished speaking, the dogs started barking.
“Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof!”
Ke Wenjun was surprised, "What did they say?!"
Jiang Huan was surprised, "What did they say?!"
Xie Jiumian curled his lips playfully, "It looks like the Paw Patrol has a new member."
The other three also laughed.
Only then did Ke Wenjun realize that he had been made fun of.
"Bully! You bully!"
He pretended to jump out of the car.
An old lady wearing tattered clothes and with silver hair suddenly jumped out from the edge of the field.
“Help…Help…”
She waved.
Ke Wenjun was startled and raised his hand to save people.
Jiang Huan said quietly, "Touch it, five hundred thousand."
"Ah? There will be so much bonus? Actually, I am a very positive person. Money is not important." Ke Wenjun stretched out his hand with determination in his eyes.
Xie Jiumian continued, "You are supposed to pay her 500,000 yuan."
"Fuck!" Ke Wenjun withdrew his hand instantly.
There are still many bad people in this world!
The old lady seemed to see that the car had no intention of stopping, so she fell sideways in the middle of the road.
Meng Yue pulled Ke Wenjun behind her, a worried look on her face. "Should we call the police?"
The dogs have already braked wisely.
The old lady got up tremblingly and walked to Jiang Huan's side with a staggering gait.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, Jiang Huan threw a handful of dried shrimps over to him, "Eat some and leave! Don't eat and take at the same time!"
The old lady waved her hands repeatedly and moved closer to Jiang Huan.
Jiang Huan suddenly realized, "Why? You want to compete with me?"
The old lady waved her hands faster.
"Foshan Shadowless Hand? Great!"
Jiang Huan fanned her hands with "slaps", and two big slaps directly hit the old lady, making her spin dozens of times on the spot.
"Ah! Jiang Huan! That's enough! Can you see an ophthalmologist with your poor eyesight?"
The old lady threw her wig away, and her black hair fell down.
She tore open her tattered clothes, revealing the long-sleeved miniskirt underneath.
The fifty-year-old lady instantly transformed into a fashionable girl.
Jiang He's face appeared in front of the camera, glaring at Jiang Huan.
[Ah! Then, then, isn’t this our Hebao?!]
[I was wondering why this old lady looked so pretty, it turns out to be our baby He He! Great, He He is back!]
How desperate must Jiang He be to actually come back? Didn't he see that Jiang Huan has become the leader of the dogs—a mad dog?
[He He is here, so how far can my Brother Fu be? Honestly, the show would have lost a lot of wonderful moments without Brother Fu.]
The program crew took a fellow villager's tricycle and hurried over.
As soon as the camera was set up, it captured the transformation scene.
Jiang He is ready to die.
Damn it! She finally escaped from the hospital, wandering all the way to Haishi and finding these people!
I originally wanted to disguise it so that her mother wouldn't find out during the live broadcast and arrest her! The result was unexpected! I couldn't hide it! I couldn't hide it at all! If I tried to hide again, I would be beaten to death!
Without waiting for Jiang Huan to speak, she took out a finger-long transparent glass bottle from her bag and held it in front of Jiang Huan.
"Sister, I did it. This is Fu Ran's crystal tears!" She wiped away her tears fiercely.
[Crystal Tears?! Hey, you haven't forgotten this yet! You actually did it?! That's awesome!]
[Oh my god... Hebao, you... you've worked so hard.]
[Ahhhhhhh Jiang He, you are absolutely heartless and inhumane! Jiang Huan usually bullies our Ran brother, so what gives you the right, a green tea bitch!!!]
Can Fu Ran's fans please stop being so harsh? Maybe your brother shed tears of his own accord. What does it have to do with He He?
Is Fu Ran okay now? Is he still alive? Please press 1 if you need to breathe.
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【1】
Fu Ran lay on the high-level VIP bed and silently typed a "1" and sent it to the live broadcast room.
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