Chapter 83 You have been invited to join the "Family of Mutual Invasion and Interference"
He thought again quickly.
That's not right... Based on my previous understanding of this group of people, the calmer they pretend to be, the bigger the trouble they cause.
He had to strike first! While these were just some harmless supporting roles, he had to get rid of these people!
"Sister Huan, this crew is quite fun! I've never acted in a drama like this before! I originally wanted to scare Li Gou, but now it seems like I can act seriously. I feel so strong now!"
After Ke Wenjun changed into the exclusive poor peasant clothing of the era, a desire to act gradually rose in his eyes.
Jiang Huan couldn't help laughing, "Just act if you like it."
Anyway, I came here just to scare my "old friend" and I have no intention of really blowing up the crew. That would be too mean.
Thinking of this, she looked at Director Li and gave him a polite yet sweet smile.
Director Li:?
What does that mean? Why is she smiling at herself?
Threat! This is a naked threat!
The first scene is about to begin.
Two couples played by Ke Wenjun, Meng Yue and Mai Yaya, played by Lu Chen, confront each other over debt collection.
"Turn on the flashlights for the climax of the confrontation later." Director Li quickly greeted the lighting technician.
"When I have money, I will definitely pay it back to your family! If I can't, I will be struck by lightning! Ah!"
Ke Wenjun passionately performed the climax and slid to his knees.
A beam of light fell from the sky and hit him directly in the face, making it impossible for him to open his eyes.
He burst into tears and all his makeup was ruined.
"No! Such a bright light! How am I supposed to say my lines?"
Ke Wenjun wiped his tears while arguing with Director Li.
The other people present also kept their eyes closed throughout the whole process.
Director Li said as a matter of course, "This lighting is a necessary process for our filming! Then, with so many shutter lights on the red carpet, aren't you teachers going to take pictures? If you really can't take pictures, leave as soon as possible, and the crew won't charge you for lost work."
Ke Wenjun raised his middle finger.
As expected, one cannot give too much favor to others!
He turned around and ran towards Jiang Huan.
Director Li sneered.
It’s right to retreat when you know it’s difficult!
"Teacher Jiang, because we want to highlight the character you play's strength despite the difficult circumstances, we need to add a scene for you."
Jiang Huan raised an eyebrow, "What play?"
…
Outside the pigpen, shoulder poles, shovels, and dung buckets are neatly placed.
Inside the pigpen, piles of pig manure half a man's height alternated between old and new, emitting a tangible foul odor.
"In the next scene, you need to shovel the pig manure in the pigpen by yourself and pour it into the vegetable garden outside."
Director Li pinched his nose and stared at Jiang Huan's expression.
Go ahead! Strike now! Get out now before you lose anything!
But once again, to his surprise, Jiang Huan picked up the shovel and turned around.
Director Li looked unhappy and emphasized, "We will give you a close-up shot, so please slow down!"
Jiang Huan curled her lips, "That... is a bit difficult."
After saying that, she turned around and jumped directly into the pigpen.
Under everyone's shocked gaze, he scooped up a pile of pig manure and flew it directly towards Director Li's head.
"ah!!!"
"Make way! We're watering the vegetable patch! If anyone gets watered, don't yell. We're filming."
Jiang Huan raised the corner of her mouth and threw the shit out high in the air.
The main focus is an indiscriminate attack.
Everyone ran around in panic.
Director Li jumped wildly, "Ah! Stop it!"
However, Jiang Huan was shoveling shit while reciting her lines earnestly, "No matter how hard or tiring life is, I can't let the children suffer! After I shovel this shit, I can earn fifty cents!"
The casting director held up a photographer wearing a raincoat and gave close-ups of the entire audience.
"Good! Well done!"
Pig manure was still being thrown out shovel by shovel.
Director Li vomited while running.
"Oh no! Director, Mr. Ke and the others were so engrossed in their rehearsal that they kicked down the door and crushed the bed! All the props are broken!"
Director Li felt dizzy, "Where's the food on the table?!"
Staff: "They poured it all out and the dogs ate it!"
Director Li's eyes were instantly filled with disappointment.
Damn it! There was laxative in the food!
"Quick! Send someone to stop them!"
But before he could leave the pigpen, the road was blocked by pig manure.
Looking back, there was a loud rumbling sound, and Jiang Huan directly pushed out a terrible thing!
Cannonball thrower!
If I'm not mistaken... the ammunition position is filled with pig shit!
Director Li's pupils trembled, "No! No!!! Ah!"
Jiang Huan: "Sprouting!"
On that day, Jiang Huan made a deep move and blew up the entire crew with shit.
All personnel fled in all directions.
Even the property of the film and television base is nowhere to be found.
Director Li, along with everyone in grief and anger, temporarily abandoned the already built venue.
This time, he was definitely going to a place where Jiang Huan and her group couldn’t find him!!!
Inside the park, Jiang Huan was pushing a shit-smelling cannon machine, her eyes already red with anger.
Ke Wenjun and his companions were frightened and scattered.
Only Xie Jiumian held up an umbrella, blocking wave after wave of intruders. He gracefully approached Jiang Huan and said, "Ah Huan, let's stop playing shit. Our new drama is about to go online."
"Really?!" Jiang Huan's eyes lit up.
Xie Jiumian took out his phone and played the crew's trailer.
After reading it, Jiang Huan nodded with satisfaction.
"Great video! Share it with your grandpa, parents, and aunt."
"Why doesn't Ah Huan send it herself?" Xie Jiumian shook his phone.
Jiang Huan turned on the faucet and washed her hands carefully. "I don't have their contact information."
Every time we meet, we come and go in a hurry.
She didn't add any of her cell phone contacts.
"Simple."
Xie Jiumian tapped the screen twice with his long fingers. "Okay, open WeChat and take a look."
Jiang Huan opened WeChat out of curiosity.
[You have been invited to join the Mutual Invasion and Mutual Obstruction Family (6)]
Jiang Huan:?
[The Most Courageous Man in the Xie Family]: Xie Jiumian! You didn't reply again! Did you deliver the message I left for Huanhuan? Remember to tell her that Grandpa misses her!
[Jiang Huan]: Grandpa?
[The most courageous man in the Xie family]: It's... it's Huanhuan? ! ! Ouch! It's really Huanhuan!
[The group name "A Family that Invades and Hinders Each Other" was changed to "A Family that Loves and Dears Each Other"]
[I really know how to thank you]: Huanhuan! Ah!!!!!! I'm your aunt! Are you guys filming? Are you tired?
[Ruan]: Huanbao, welcome! A warm welcome!! Baby, I've added you as my friend!
【Xie】: Welcome, welcome! (Rose)
Jiang Huan was stunned by the group messages that reached 99+ in just one minute.
Four verification messages suddenly appeared on the friend adding page.
She accepted them one by one and explained her purpose in the group.
【Jiang Huan】：This is the trailer for the new drama~ Let's take a look and comment together (ω)
Jiang Huan forwarded the video and accidentally touched a small emoticon while typing, so she sent it together.
On the other side of the screen, the Xie family members almost fainted when they saw this message.
"Ahhh! Huanhuan took the initiative to share her new drama with us! That's awesome!"
"Quick! Have the company buy Huanhuan a month's worth of hot search ads for her new drama! No, a year!"
"Although Huanhuan has no acting experience, the scene she acted out with Xie Jiumian on the set before! Wow!"
The four of them opened the trailer video with great anticipation.
The camera moves from far to near, with a 360-degree close-up of the lips. The next second, it zooms in on Fu Ran's face, which looks like it was hit by a ghost, and he is sobbing in the arms of his nanny.
The four Xie family members:?!
Li Ruanchu held his forehead and said, "If I remember correctly, this is the scene where the male lead is breastfeeding."
The camera is getting closer and closer.
The four of them covered their eyes that were about to go blind and picked up pots and pans to defend themselves.
"With the other people's plot later on, it should be more normal, it should be."
But as the characters appear one after another, the weird editing style of the trailer seems to kill everyone who watches it.
The plot, which comes to an abrupt end, becomes more and more crazy.
The Xie family was originally discussing something, but fell into silence after watching it.
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