Chapter 8 It's a tightrope, we are hopeless
Jiang Huan was seen wearing flower buds on her head, flower buds on her body, flower petals tied on her arms, and her straight legs were also bright green.
She saw Jiang He wearing the same style and immediately pinched her with her petals, "Oh? Are you telepathic?"
[Ahhh!!!! One piece of clothing, hurt twice! ! ! !]
[Don't say it, please don't say it, Jiang Huan suddenly looks pleasing to the eye]
[When these two stand together, their body proportions are too obvious. Jiang Huan's legs grow from her chest, right?]
Jiang He was so angry that his face turned blue.
With the help of the same style, she has become the ugliest person in the audience!
However, Jiang Huan ignored her and turned around to kick the door frame behind her.
"Brother Fu, what are you waiting for?"
Everyone turned their heads.
But when he saw Fu Ran coming out in a bathrobe, he felt a little disappointed.
I originally thought Jiang Huan wouldn't let Fu Ran go, but now it seems she showed some mercy...
"Ranran, aren't you hot wearing this?" Jiang Huan suddenly asked gently.
Fu Ran's face was tense, and he tightly pulled his collar, "It's not hot."
"It's a hot day, untie it."
"I'm not hot, I'm cold!"
Jiang Huan nodded, and when she passed by him, she was as fast as lightning, pulled out a caterpillar, and threw it into Fu Ran's collar.
Fu Ran's face suddenly changed and his whole body trembled.
He undressed in a flash!
Inside, the flesh-colored jumpsuit is as tight as the outer covering of a sausage from head to toe. Every line is distinct, and every undulation is extremely eye-catching.
Look at the chest, it’s simulated chest hair!
Look behind, it’s a big hollow butt!
Those who can broadcast and those who cannot broadcast are gathered together at this moment.
In the endless silence, Jiang Huan was the first to extend her hand to receive the applause.
"Pah pah pah."
"It's true that clothes make the man, clothes make the man."
Xie Jiumian extended his hand in cooperation, "My apologies, I didn't realize you had such a broad mind just now."
The two men, one on the left and one on the right, used their hands to complete eighty-eight firecrackers on both sides of Fu Ran.
The barrage was silent for a few seconds, and then there was a sharp explosion:
[Jiang Huan!!! I'm going to kill you!!!]
Fu Ran's fans collectively rushed to Weibo, rolling up their sleeves and preparing for a war of words.
When I clicked on the top of the hot list, it was:
#Sexy big ass, burning up (explosion) (explosion) (explosion)
#It's a tights, we are hopeless
#Please treat the elderly in their twenties well
#Return my mother to life
I dare not open my eyes, hoping it’s just my imagination.
[Where did my cell phone dad come from? How deep is the hatred and resentment between Jiang Huan and Brother Fu? How could they be manipulated into this state?]
[First burst of laughter. Why didn’t I find Jiang Huan so funny before? Hahahaha]
When Jiang Huan was the mistress who interfered with Jiang He and Fu Ran, Jiang He's eyes were swollen from crying. And there are still people who think mistresses are funny?
[I remember back then, Jiang Huan was exposed for being a man-sucking bastard, stepping on her own sister to suck her blood, and even climbing into the producer's bed in the middle of the night. It was only when Angel Jiang He's phone was taken in for repair that they were discovered! Has everyone forgotten about this?]
[Wow, He He helped her keep it a secret at the time. I don't know how much psychological pressure she must have felt!]
[I was originally thinking about being a fan of Jiang Huan, but now I’m calm]
For a while, no one dared to speak at the scene.
Jiang Huan leaned back with her arms folded, her beautiful eyes tilted towards the sky, where a bright light and flashing numbers were shining.
[Abuse Value: 145500]
Fu Ran just provided 5,000 points, and Fu Ran’s fans provided a full 30,000 points. What a great supplement!
With the help of the on-site staff, everyone finally got rid of the caterpillars on Fu Ran and put on his bathrobe again. But even though Fu Ran was standing there, to many people, he had already been gone for a while.
The director team broke out in a cold sweat and announced the new rules:
"Taking into account the large beach location and the fact that Teachers Fu and Jiang have difficulty walking, the program team prepared a beach buggy for each guest. When you find a treasure hunting spot, you just need to get out of the buggy and start digging."
Director Li turned around and saw three shiny beach buggies coming over on the beach.
Combined with the BGM played by the program team, all the guests immediately became interested.
"I like this!" Ke Wenjun nodded repeatedly to show his approval.
Meng Yue also smiled and said, "I haven't played with a beach buggy yet."
Jiang He turned around and started chatting: "Sister, why don't you let Ah Ran drive? Have you forgotten that you just got your driver's license and insisted on driving on the road, and you almost hit someone? You should stop being so stubborn."
Jiang Huan had just climbed into the car and glanced at her sideways when she heard the words, "I will. By the way, that *%￥￥&..."
She spoke softer and softer, until only her lips were moving.
"What?"
In order to hear clearly, Jiang He took two steps forward.
As a result, Jiang Huan's mouth moved and she spoke even quieter.
What are you talking about?
Jiang He took another step closer.
"boom--"
The beach buggy suddenly started and took off with her petals hanging on it. Jiang He could only swing her two green legs and run wildly behind it.
"Hey! Hey! Sister, you're hanging on my clothes!!!"
Jiang Huan turned the music up to the maximum.
"Wumeng Mountain is connected to the mountain beyond the mountain! The moonlight shines on Xiangshui Beach!"
"Sister! I said I'm still behind you..."
"Can anyone tell me! But the heavens are calling!"
"Jiang Huan! Are you deliberately..."
"A mountain crosses a river! Across thousands of mountains and rivers, you will never feel lonely!"
“…”
It was not until Jiang He had run for 300 meters that Jiang Huan stopped the car in surprise, as if she had just discovered someone behind her.
"Ah, what's wrong?" Jiang Huan looked over and covered her mouth in surprise. "Sister, we grew up together, and only today did I realize how special you are."
Jiang He was panting. Hearing this, he couldn't help but straighten his chest again, squeezing out the grooves.
Jiang Huan: "Your eye mucus is golden."
"You're talking nonsense!" Jiang He stomped his feet in anger, and suddenly a plan came to his mind.
He immediately pretended to be dizzy from anger and fell on Xie Jiumian.
Xie Jiumian just pulled Ke Wenjun and said, "This is the C position, it's your turn to stand here."
Ke Wenjun immediately curled his lips, "We're all brothers! What's the big deal?...ah!"
He pushed Jiang He, who had fallen down, away and yelled at her.
"You damn woman, you touched me!"
Jiang He was stunned, "I didn't..."
"Shame on you!"
He threw himself into Meng Yue's arms, tears streaming down his eyes: "I'm dirty."
Jiang He: “…”
Everyone: “…………”
I thought the background music was loud enough, but I didn't expect it to get even louder.
[This is a double win! I haven't heard Jiang He finish a sentence tonight.]
[Okay, from today on, I hate Ke Wenjun! Bullying our He He!]
[There are so many weirdos, it’s hard for the program team to collect you one by one]
[Hehe, don't be sad. You'll laugh your ass off when you see Jiang Huan's group dig up 0 treasure chests in just five minutes!]
[Didn't you notice that the costume made Fu Ran withdrawn, he just covered his chest with his collar the whole time and didn't say a word!]
Jiang Huan laughed out loud while watching this.
The world is so fun!
Director Li was also so fascinated by the show that he almost forgot the program process. When he finally reacted, he made an emergency cue and asked everyone to start the competition quickly.
The guests got on the bus.
Jiang He pretended to wipe away a few nonexistent tears and said to Jiang Huan, "Sister, I still hope you can win."
The barrage was filled with praise again.
However, with his back to the camera, Jiang He curled the corners of his mouth at Jiang Huan, revealing his true face.
It would be strange if a lame man and a cripple could dig for treasure.
Not to mention other things, even the process of getting off the car to dig for treasure is bound to be much slower than others!
Amidst everyone's anticipation, the competition officially began.
Ke Wenjun was the first to find the treasure.
He raised the corner of his mouth and pointed at the camera, "Brothers, see, this is strength!"
Jiang He also found a treasure chest and said excitedly and shyly, "Brother Mian, I found it."
Not hearing a response, she continued, "My hands are hurting from digging, Brother Mian, can you blow it for me..."
The words stopped abruptly.
Because the man's face, wrapped in moonlight, was incredibly delicate, so beautiful it could make your nose bleed. The only flaw was...
Xie Jiumian fell asleep while sitting!
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