Chapter 3 Breakup Reason: No Sex Life
Each person's face is covered with special effects patterns, and the voice is also changed.
At this moment, on the high chair at table No. 3, the camera deliberately moved from bottom to top, taking a close-up of Jiang Huan's waist and hip curves, which were graceful and elegant. The rose special effects on her face complemented her red dress.
Fu Ran sat opposite him.
This was the first time they had seen each other in a week.
Fu Ran's eyes were sinister, as if he wanted to stare a hole through Jiang Huan.
Jiang Huan sat with her chin in her hands, her eyes occasionally turning to his limbs and facial features.
She sighed, fate really put a price on every gift.
For example, the arm is marked with 20,000 points and the eyeball is marked with 40,000 points.
The thing between the legs gets negative points.
Hmm... which one should I pick first?
"What are you looking at, Ah-Han?" Fu Ran smiled at her. "I just realized today that Ah-Han's eyes are also very beautiful, like glass. I wonder if they will be even more beautiful if they are soaked in formalin?"
"Yes." Jiang Huan nodded seriously.
Those who often take baths know this.
Fu Ran narrowed his eyes and sneered.
Didn't I realize she was so good at pretending before? It doesn't matter. He is best at waiting, waiting for people to disperse, waiting for them to be alone, then...
I hope she can still laugh.
The live broadcast screen switched from No. 1 all the way over.
Turning to table number 3, the barrage of comments increased significantly.
[Red dress!! Last time at He He's birthday party, she promised her fans that she would wear a red dress at the next event! This must be He He!]
[Only He He has such a good figure]
[So the guy across the street is the jerk who broke up with He He? Tsk, he's really a jerk. He looks like he hasn't seen the sun in 800 years. Is the forest on fire or the vampires coming out?]
[How come male guest number 2 looks so handsome even in a wheelchair! It must be Brother Fu! Brother Fu must have secretly gained muscle without telling us!]
Did Fu Ge deliberately pair this with a white shirt because he knew He He was wearing a red skirt?! This is very kind to my eyes.
【Looking forward to Durian Channel’s million-dollar copywriting! 】
The host, Xiao Yuan, came on stage and said, "Welcome everyone to the recording site of the 24-hour live variety show "Broken Mirror Reunited"!"
"Parting is easy, but goodbye is hard."
"Love is a house, two people, three meals a day, four seasons. Love is seeing snow in the morning and white hair in the evening. Love is the daily life of firewood, rice, oil, salt, and smoke, and it will last forever, no matter the poverty or wealth. Focusing on intimate relationships will always be a major issue in our lives."
"At this moment, the three pairs of guests for this episode have arrived, but at this moment, they all meet everyone as complete strangers!"
"Before the show officially begins, the program team invited a relationship expert to prepare some small questions for the three couples. Based on these questions, the audience will vote for their favorite male and female guest. The most popular guest will have priority in choosing the room for the next three days of recording! At the same time, the audience can also interact with us in real time through the barrage!"
"Now, please let the female guests answer first - why did you break up?"
After the words were spoken, the light was chased and hit.
Female guest No. 1 said: "He was the one who brought it up and had to make a scene. I didn't want to break up."
The light turns to No. 2.
Female guest No. 2 paused and said: "Our personalities... still need to be adjusted."
Ah, number one is pretty obvious, the top-tier Ke, right? The three words "must make a fuss" are the essence.
[Number 2 Jiang Huan, stop pretending. Who wants to get along with you?]
The camera finally zooms in on No. 3.
Director Li immediately said into the headset, "Close-up of Jiang Huan's lips. If there are any tears, take a picture of them as well."
The program team's publicity plan this time is to sacrifice Jiang Huan, and the hot searches will be in the form of stepping on her. No matter what she says, it will be edited into something unfavorable to her and promoted separately in the later stage.
However, the expected crying did not come in the camera.
Her red lips raised, opening and closing: "The reason for our breakup is very simple, it's just..."
The camera moves in, and the soft lips are captured in close-up.
But the words spoken are harder than nails.
"No sex life."
【？ 】
【ah? ? ? ? 】
The whole audience was shocked.
No, nothing?!
In the audience's view, only male guest No. 3 suddenly warned: "You'd better tell the truth."
"Ah? This isn't true?"
The female guest covered her mouth in surprise, "Is there such a thing? When? How come I don't know about it?"
She turned around and took out her cell phone from her bag:
"Hey, police officer, I want to call the police. Someone raped me... Yes, he admitted it himself."
"You!" Male guest No. 3 stood up.
"What's the rush?" Laughter rang out, and the female guest No. 3 calmed down. She held the black screen of her phone and shook it with her slender fingers. "I was just kidding. I didn't call the police."
Male guest No. 3 clenched his fist, paused for a few seconds, and then slowly sat down.
The moment he sat down, the lazy female voice came out of the voice changer again: "If we call the police, I'm afraid you have too many criminal records and it will delay the filming."
Male guest No. 3 slammed the table!
The staff immediately came over to stop them and announced a pause for five minutes of mediation.
Jiang Huan took the time to take a look and saw that her abuse value had increased by 5,000.
Tsk, too little.
[Oh my god, is this already this exciting right after the start?! Who is this number 3? Tell me quickly, this is very important to me!]
[You guys in the city call this "teasing people"? In the countryside, we usually call it "walking the dog"]
[Honestly, this doesn't feel like reconciliation, it feels like revenge]
[As a hardcore fan who has watched all ten seasons, I can say this season is absolutely the most exciting! ]
The staff separated the two people, and only after Jiang Huan promised that she would not say anything that could not be broadcast did the director let her go back to continue recording.
The host then asked: "The second question is, what is the most impressive thing he said to you?"
Female Guest No. 1: "He said he would propose to me once a year, in a different place."
[So romantic! I slapped my husband in his sleep after hearing this]
Female guest No. 2: "He said he wanted to be on the show with me."
[No, sister, you are so low-key, even lower-quality than me, I rarely see you like that]
By the 3rd, the camera was shaking a little.
The woman in the red dress leaned forward and spoke simply—
"He said he was going to break my legs."
The barrage is silent for two seconds.
The whole audience was in an uproar again!
Director Li broke out in a cold sweat and secretly glanced at Fu Ran. Fu Ran just stared gloomily at Jiang Huan opposite him.
He was afraid that Fu Ran would stop recording, so he quickly gestured to the host to quickly change the topic.
The host quickly responded: "Female guest number 3 is so humorous, haha! This just proves how close you two are, they can crack any joke! ... Come on, last question!"
"What is his greatest strength?"
Female guest No. 1: "Cute."
Female guest No. 2: "Gentleman."
Jiang Huan: "Keep your word."
After she finished speaking, she raised her legs.
“Pah.”
The plaster leg hit the table with a loud thud.
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