Chapter 21 A big nose means great fortune
Jiang Huan raised her hand: "Look at the sword, bitch!"
The rope was thrown in his direction and hit the door which he quickly closed.
Outside the door, the fox's eyes were filled with smiles and his lips were curled.
Inside the door, Jiang Huan patted her numb shoulders, the scene just now was still vivid in her mind.
She is an evil spirit, so her body naturally won't react to medicine.
So when the collar prop covered in pornographic pink appeared, she sensed it.
I remember that the year she first served her sentence, she was transported into the post, bound to the top-level SeSe system, and happened to have seen this prop.
What did she do then?
Oh, she almost broke that crazy system. She was originally sentenced to two years, but she filled up the points in less than a month and successfully escaped from prison...
So she took advantage of the situation and opened the door to see who was so eager to die.
But I didn’t expect that Xie Jiumian and Fu Ran would appear at the same time, so I have to verify both of them.
Unfortunately, she didn't get to ask the answer in the end, as the program crew came knocking on the door, allowing Xie Jiumian to escape this time.
However, since no conclusion can be reached here, then...
Find another stupid person to verify it.
Jiang Huan licked her fangs excitedly.
On the other side, Fu Ran, who was sleeping, seemed to feel something.
I had a cold war.
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The next morning.
There was a crowd of people in the living room, and the dining table was, as expected, empty.
"No breakfast again?" Jiang Huan lifted her plastered leg and glanced at the director team.
The director team collectively played dumb and beat drums and gongs.
"Teachers, please gather together. Before breakfast begins, we need to announce a little game."
"But before that, the program team specially prepared a new mobile phone for each teacher."
The staff distributed new mobile phones to each guest.
The camera shows the phone 360 degrees.
[Huo! The imperial court's disaster relief grain has arrived.]
【New sponsor mobile phone】
The director also took the opportunity to finish his sponsor's promotional jingle before continuing, "Today, everyone needs to use your most beautiful phone, which has super high resolution and super high resolution, to take heart-to-heart photos of five people. Before dinner tonight, they will look at each other's photos. Only those who are in tune with each other will get to eat dinner."
"I haven't even got breakfast, and I'm already planning dinner." Ke Wenjun took a selfie with his phone in disgust.
The director team was sweating profusely.
Start the next process with a strong sense of conviction:
"There's a beautiful view outside the window, and the future is ahead. But how long has it been since you've really taken a good look at each other? In today's breakfast game, draw each other and yourselves as you see them in your mind."
[Okay, at least two people will die in this wave]
[This game is really amazing, I can’t even imagine who would die of laughter if I drew it.]
[Does Jiang Huan have any painting skills? Draw right here]
All the guests were brought to the grassy area with blue sky and white clouds, and each group of guests sat facing each other.
The director team specifically reminded: "The similarity of the portraits of both parties must reach 80% to pass."
"What are the judging criteria?" Meng Yue asked.
"Teacher Meng has made a point. Today we have invited a group of professional reviewers to vote on everyone's portraits."
The director smiled and clapped his hands.
There was no one behind him.
The director clapped again.
Still no one.
"Come out quickly, all of you!"
The director couldn't hold it in any longer and finally spoke.
"Here it comes!" A rustling voice sounded, "Wait a minute! I want this one! I like the one with flowers!"
"It was agreed that the one with the flowers is mine!"
Five middle-aged aunts came out fighting for the judges. Three of them were the ones who had grabbed the goods last time. They were wearing a lot of flowers. The one in the lead was wearing the same clothes that Jiang Huan and Jiang He had worn that day. It was sponsored by the program team. It was obvious that they liked them very much.
"Hello everyone, hello everyone, I'm Aunt Qian! They are Aunt Niu! Aunt Hua! Aunt Miao! Aunt Zhu!"
The five of them clasped their fists and said, "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
When Fu Ran saw Aunt Qian, he was so angry that he trembled all over!
The last time I was almost turned into a pancake by sitting on it is still vivid in my mind!
Aunt Qian suddenly turned around and gave him a wink: "Handsome boy, I remember you. Your butt is heart-shaped, like a Tibetan antelope."
"You!" Fu Ran was angry.
"Oh my, you're being a diva!" Aunt Qian was shocked. "That girl from before is still the cutest."
Fu Ran sneered, want to say Jiang Huan is cute?
Turning around, she saw Jiang Huan blinking, pouting, and imitating Jiang He, while turning her legs pigeon-toed. "It's not that bad, a little cute."
[Fuck, Jiang Huan!]
【I can’t spit it out, what’s going on?】
[I think only one person in the audience finds this cute. Xie Jiumian, if you open your mouth any longer, you'll burst from laughing.]
The three couples were divided into two rows, one row for boys and one row for girls, and sat facing each other.
Fu Ran straightened the drawing board and warned Jiang Huan: "Draw well and don't cause trouble."
Jiang Huan picked up the triangle and said, "It's wrapped."
Fu Ran: “…”
After Jiang Huan finished speaking, she picked up the paintbrush, looked at Fu Ran's face carefully, and started painting.
He even stood up in the middle and looked up and down, left and right.
The posture looks very professional.
In order to create suspense, the program crew deliberately did not take any pictures of Jiang Huan.
[No Prize Guess: What did Jiang Huan draw?]
[Jiang Huan picked up a pencil. I guess it's a stick figure.]
[Jiang Huan picked up the colored pencils. I guess it's a watercolor painting.]
[Oops, a professional art student passed by, she looks like she can really draw]
For a moment, everyone on the comment board was stunned by Jiang Huan's writing posture.
"Okay, time's up. Teachers, please put down your brushes—Teacher Jiang, please put down your brushes!"
"Wait, give me three minutes, I'll carve it again."
Jiang Huan waved the paintbrush with her eyes focused.
Seeing this scene, everyone became even more curious.
The program team reserved five minutes for Jiang Huan and started by revealing the secrets to Ke Wenjun and Meng Yue, the first group to submit their works.
At the evaluation site, the voices are heard before the people appear.
"Meng Yue! Is there something wrong with your aesthetic sense? My big, upturned nose is so high it could slide down a slide! How could it be so flat when you draw it? Where are my big, sexy lips? You didn't even draw the mole on my nose! Have you ever really observed me?"
Ke Wenjun's voices of collapse came one after another.
But Meng Yue was very principled: "I've observed it, this is you."
Ke Wenjun hugged the door frame and banged it.
"The scores are out! The teachers gave a high score of 8!"
The program crew deliberately turned up the volume to attract Ke Wenjun's attention.
Ke Wenjun paused as he slammed into the door. "What's the full score? Out of 10?"
Meng Yue: "Percentage."
Ke Wenjun's mouth drooped.
Meng Yue quickly pinched it, "Little mouth?"
"Don't cry..." Ke Wenjun's eyes were filled with tears.
[Hey! What has Teacher Meng done to our Ke Wenjun?]
[Hahahahahahaha, how come it only gets an 8 when it's so similar?!]
[Be careful of being chased by him upstairs]
[To be honest, our Wenjun is still handsome when he's not crazy]
The second group, Xie Jiumian and Jiang He, came on stage to perform.
Jiang He came first. On the drawing board was a man's profile. Although her painting skills were immature, she could see Xie Jiumian's charm - handsome.
Several aunties bumped each other's shoulders and laughed: "Oh my~~~ You have a big nose, and you are very lucky, hehehe..."
Jiang He coughed lightly and tried to pull himself back to the main court.
"I know I can't draw one thousandth of Brother Mian's, but I've tried my best."
【He He's a great painter! 】
[Mr. Xie was also painting for a long time just now! He was very serious about it! I saw him glance at He He several times, and this time they finally ran towards each other! !]
Xie Jiumian calmly flipped the drawing board.
A beautiful sketch portrait was revealed.
The woman was sitting by the sea, her long hair blown up, the sunlight shining through her delicate cheeks, as if she had walked out of a painting.
Jiang He:?
Everyone: ???
Who is this? She looks completely different from Jiang He.
Almost subconsciously, everyone looked at Jiang Huan.
It looks like her, but it's not Jiang Huan.
Only Jiang Huan held a pen in her mouth, squinting her eyes as if thinking about something.
Looks a little familiar?
"Why, do you know each other?" Xie Jiumian asked.
Jiang Huan narrowed her eyes for a moment and said, "Yes, I know him."
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