Back in his seat, He Xie eagerly brought up the task panel to check the character design completion rate.
[Character design completion rate: 2%]
It would have been better if I hadn't looked; once I did, I almost died of anger sitting in my chair.
Damn it!
I've worked so hard for so long, and all I got was a measly 1% increase?
What the hell are you licking?!
He Xie was completely devastated and couldn't keep up the act.
He couldn't understand why, even though he had tried so hard to please his sycophant, the completion rate of his "sycophant" persona was still increasing so slowly.
This makes absolutely no sense!
Huh? Wait a minute!
The character and task requirements given by the system seem to be like a toxic simp, the kind of simp who likes to fawn over girls who dislike him the most.
"Could it be...?"
"Actually, this delinquent girl doesn't dislike me; in fact, she has feelings for me?"
"Is her usual sarcastic and irrational behavior just a shameful, arrogant way of getting my attention?"
He Xie thought that was most likely the case.
After all, he's so handsome that it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say he's the dream lover of 900 million girls, so it's normal for him to win the heart of a young delinquent.
Otherwise, there's no way to explain all of this.
Judging from this, I guess I'll have to find a different target to lick next.
But time is limited now, with less than ten minutes left.
This leaves me, who still has some memory loss, wondering where I can find a girl who really dislikes me.
"Shake~"
Suddenly, the phone in my pocket started twitching violently for no apparent reason.
He Xie reached for his phone and saw that someone had sent him a WeChat message.
Tongtong: Thank you! A new roasted milk shop opened at school yesterday. I heard it's delicious. I really want to try it and see what it tastes like. I'm so excited!
Tongtong?
Who is this?
He Xie frowned slightly, feeling somewhat troubled by his ambiguous interpersonal relationships.
Just then, a flood of memories came rushing back.
Chen Yuntong, the entertainment committee member of Class 2 downstairs, is a promising candidate in the evolutionary science department.
She appears innocent and cute on the surface, but is actually extremely horny and a notorious playboy at school.
Whenever she has free time, she tries to flirt with guys who seem to have a knack for evolution.
It is said that she has dated no fewer than a dozen boyfriends in just two and a half years of high school.
Before his predecessor fell on hard times, Chen Yuntong had relentlessly pursued and seduced him for a period of time.
Even after learning that her predecessor had a girlfriend, she remained completely unconcerned.
In fact, this is exactly what she likes.
As a fan of NTR (Netorare), she enjoys the thrill of her wife committing crimes in front of her.
Later, his predecessor was hunted by a fox spirit, and overnight, the genius became a useless person, ending up abandoned by everyone.
Not only did his family break apart, but he also lost his girlfriend.
The previous incarnation was unwilling to live the life of an ordinary person.
So he decided to go and live off Chen Yuntong.
The predecessor thought that Chen Yuntong had been relentlessly pursuing him for the entire previous year.
Therefore, the other person must genuinely like your inner qualities.
Or perhaps, they are obsessed with their own appearance.
Therefore, the other party should not look down on him because he is currently down on his luck.
With this idea in mind, the predecessor regarded Chen Yuntong as his last straw and kept deceiving himself.
They even became more and more deeply involved, turning into a crazy "giving away" mode and becoming the other person's lapdog.
As a woman who is a playboy, Chen Yuntong naturally did not refuse this offer. She simply used her fallen former self as a free meal ticket and made good use of her resources.
Whenever you have free time, ask him to run errands or buy you all sorts of delicious food and drinks.
They wanted to squeeze every last drop of value out of him.
When the memories merged here, He Xie was speechless, thinking that it was no wonder that his predecessor had been transmigrated by him.
Because simps never get a good death.
Huh? Wait a minute!
If I shift my focus now and start fawning over this girl named Chen Yuntong, is there still hope of completing this "simp" mission?
This female player is always hooking up with rich guys. Deep down, she must despise, or even hate, simps, right?
With that in mind, He Xie decided to give it a try.
Otherwise, all the effort I put into flattering Lin Chuchu would have been wasted.
This is something he cannot accept.
He Xie: Tongtong, wait for me, I'll go buy you some roasted milk tea right now.
After replying to the girl with this message.
He Xie dashed out of the classroom and hurried towards the school's living area.
Not long after, he found the newly opened roasted milk shop.
After queuing for a few minutes, I successfully bought a cup of fragrant roasted milk.
The roasted milk smells wonderful, like the fragrance of heather flowers.
No wonder there were so many girls in the line.
To be fair, the price of this roasted milk tea is outrageously expensive, at thirty yuan a cup. It's practically robbery.
These trendy drinks are just a waste of money; buying them is like paying an intelligence tax.
He Xie mentally grumbled a few times.
He then turned around and ran towards Class Two to deliver roasted milk to Chen Yuntong.
A moment later, they stopped in front of Class Two's door.
He Xie first glanced at the students inside, then took out his phone and sent a message to Chen Yuntong.
He Xie: Tongtong, I'm in the hallway outside your classroom. Come out and get me some roasted milk.
Tongtong: Okay.
About seven or eight seconds later, a boy wearing glasses walked out of the classroom.
The boy looked around for a moment, then walked up to He Xie and said, "Just give me this cup of roasted milk, I'll take it inside and give it to Tongtong."
He Xie's face darkened upon hearing this.
Damn it!
I traveled all the way to the residential area to buy you roasted milk and bring it to you, but in the end I couldn't even see you.
This fishpond is amazing!
His predecessor was truly amazing; he could even lick the boots of a woman like that!
I'm truly impressed!
He cursed under his breath, handed the roasted milk to the boy, and then turned and left without looking back.
He had just sat down in the classroom when he received a WeChat message from a girl.
Tongtong: I love you, mwah!
Do you love me?
He Xie thought to himself with a gentle and easygoing tone, then checked the character profile completion status.
[Character design completion rate: 15%]
Good heavens!
This time they've found the right person to lick!
It jumped 13% in one go!
He Xie was a little excited, thinking that this cup of roasted milk was a worthwhile purchase.
Without even thinking, he immediately sent Chen Yuntong a red envelope containing 5.20 yuan.
To become a proper simp, spending money is inevitable.
After all, nothing ventured, nothing gained.
The red envelope in WeChat was claimed very quickly.
But the other party did not reply.
I wonder if they thought the money was too little, because they couldn't even be bothered to send a perfunctory thank you.
He Xie didn't care about this at all and reopened the character completion status to check the situation.
[Character design completion rate: 20%]
That's great, another 5% increase, really efficient!
He Xie felt a surge of joy in his heart.
Just as he was about to send this female player a bigger red envelope, Zhang Kaizi, who was standing next to him, saw the chat history on WeChat and couldn't help but speak up to advise him against it:
"He Xie, I advise you to stop trying to lick Chen Yuntong's boots in Class Two. It's useless; you won't get her."
"It's true that she pursued you before, but at the time she was more interested in your genius in evolutionary science than in you as a person."
"Now if you turn around and fawn over her, you won't be able to live off her. At most, you'll just become her free meal ticket, and in the end, you won't even be considered a backup option."
"Hmm, that makes a lot of sense," He Xie said dismissively, "You don't understand the joy of being a simp at all. In the end, a simp has everything."
Zhang Kaizi was speechless after hearing this, thinking to himself that it was more likely that sycophants would die a horrible death.
He then said, "Since you're going to be a simp anyway, you might as well simp for your deskmate. At least when I make it big in the future, I can help you along."
He Xie laughed: "Hehe, you'll get a share if you take me flying into the garbage dump."
At this moment, Lin Chuchu from next door couldn't help but turn her head and make a sarcastic remark:
"Heh, keep licking, keep licking, a licking dog will end up with nothing."
He Xie found it somewhat amusing.
In this class, anyone can say what he thinks, except for Lin Chuchu, that female simp, who has no right to say anything to him.
So he retorted with a sharp retort:
"To be honest, it's true. Last New Year's Day, a woman licked my lips for a long time, but in the end, it was all for nothing. It was really pitiful."
"you......!"
Upon hearing this, Lin Chuchu's face flushed red, and she was so angry that she couldn't even speak.
Because the pitiful female sycophant that He Xie was talking about was none other than Lin Chuchu herself.
That was spot on, it directly broke through her defenses.
It hurt her so much, it was so painful.
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