Chapter 3 Bananas are delicious and practical



As the ancient sage Lu once said, "It is impossible for a simp to be a simp; he will never be a simp in this lifetime, and simps will not have a good death."

He Xie strongly agreed with the words of this sage, and thus resolutely refused to create the despicable character of a sycophant.

Just then, a series of exclamations came from the students downstairs in the teaching building.

"Holy crap, the corpse moved!"

"My God, that tree demon is still alive!"

"Run!"

"Don't panic, students, it's not a big problem."

"The trunk of the tree spirit has a large number of nerve reflex arcs, just like a dead fish on a chopping board suddenly coming back to life, which is a normal phenomenon."

"These are frequently tested knowledge points in the college entrance examination. First-year high school students who haven't learned them yet should memorize them carefully."

"......"

He Xie was drawn to the noise.

He immediately walked quickly to the window and stopped, looking in the direction from which the sound came.

Through the window, he saw that the entrance to the morgue across the street was crowded with students.

In the open space in the middle of the crowd, there lay an old banyan tree.

The tree trunk is unusually thick, with an estimated radius of at least one meter.

As for the height of the tree, it cannot be estimated by visual inspection.

Because the tree trunk was cut in half, it was much shorter.

However, these are not the main points.

The key point is that this old banyan tree looks very strange.

All the leaves withered and fell off, replaced by strands of black hair that cascaded down to the ground like a waterfall, leaving a trail of dust and fallen leaves.

The tree trunk was covered with terrified human faces, which looked so lifelike that it was as if living people had been embedded in it, giving people a chill down their spine.

Looking further down, the tree roots at the bottom grew in the shape of human limbs, with hands, feet, and a head, making them look extremely horrifying.

A withered tree buries a person to nourish their roots, a fox demon slays a soul to replenish yang energy, and the minotaur is unmatched...

This is a man-eating tree demon.

The number of human faces on the tree trunk represents the number of people it buried alive during its lifetime.

Thinking of this, He Xie felt a chill run down his spine.

This world is too dangerous.

Human life is as worthless as grass.

It's no exaggeration to say that you could die suddenly at any moment while walking on the street.

In order to survive, I must upgrade my biological level as soon as possible to ensure that I have enough self-defense capabilities when I encounter danger in the future.

He Xie thought to himself.

Soon, the tree demon's corpse in front of the morgue was moved away.

The students who had gathered around to watch the spectacle gradually dispersed and returned to their classrooms.

In the blink of an eye, the senior class (10) that had just seemed a bit desolate suddenly became crowded again.

At this moment, He Xie, who was sitting by the window in the classroom, looked conflicted.

He was thinking that a single peanut could help him evolve to a new stage.

So, what about a single Liuwei Dihuang fruit?

A fruit, that's much bigger than a peanut.

Similarly, the effect should be much stronger than that of peanuts.

So after you eat it, you'll be able to evolve at least two small stages.

To be even bolder, evolving through three or four smaller stages wouldn't be excessive at all.

so......

Should I become a simp just to get this Liuwei Dihuang fruit?

He Xie hesitated for a moment, then made a tough decision.

Fine, I'll just lick it then.

A true man can bend and stretch. Han Xin could endure the humiliation of crawling between someone's legs, so what am I afraid of?

Evolution, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

After making a decision in my heart.

He Xie began to scrutinize each of the girls in the class, looking for a target for himself.

The result was amazing; you wouldn't believe it until you saw it.

After a thorough inspection.

He Xie was quite surprised to find that the average appearance of the girls in the class was ridiculously high.

Some weren't very pretty, but none were ugly.

Their figures are almost all the same – curvaceous and shapely, with everything in the right place.

Her skin was fair and clean, and looked delicate and smooth.

Is this the world where everything evolves?

Humans have not only surpassed biological limits in terms of physical appearance, but their looks have also improved accordingly.

That's great.

He Xie felt a surge of emotion.

However, he quickly put aside these random thoughts and began looking for the girl he would next try to woo.

After looking around, his gaze finally settled on the young delinquent girl at the next table.

Appearance rating: 7 or 8 out of 10.

My figure is about 80-90%.

She is undoubtedly a beauty.

The only drawback is that she is dressed in heavy makeup.

The black sheer stockings, the super short skirt that barely covered her thighs, and the sexy off-the-shoulder tank top looked particularly out of place with the school's campus style.

One more thing, he has a bit of a sharp tongue.

If someone is mute, their charm level would probably increase several notches.

The girl next door noticed that He Xie was glancing at her out of the corner of her eye, and her eyebrows furrowed slightly, showing some displeasure.

She then turned gracefully to the side, resting her chin on her hand as she looked at him and smiled:

"how?"

"You're only realizing how good-looking I am now?"

"Regret it?"

The young delinquent girl had a sweet smile and looked very charming.

But less than a second after she finished speaking, her demeanor suddenly changed, and she said with a resentful expression:

"Ha, too late!"

"You used to ignore me, but now you'll be begging for my attention!"

"If you look again, I'll poke your eyes out!"

The young delinquent glared fiercely at He Xie.

After saying that, she turned her graceful body to the side, preventing He Xie from looking at her any longer.

"???"

The young delinquent's words completely baffled He Xie, who wondered what was going on.

Could it be that the original owner of this body had a past with this delinquent girl?

Or is this young delinquent girl the so-called ex-girlfriend from his memory?

He Xie was puzzled.

Suddenly, a long-forgotten memory surged up.

Lin Chuchu, a top student in the class and a promising candidate in the evolutionary science, once had a crush on her predecessor.

During last year's New Year's Eve party, she took the opportunity of performing on stage to openly and publicly confess her feelings to her ex.

The predecessor was somewhat surprised and did not give an answer on the spot.

Instead, she waited until afterward to politely decline, saying that she already had someone she liked.

Lin Chuchu was devastated by her failed confession, feeling utterly humiliated and harboring resentment towards her ex-boyfriend.

From then on, she wore heavy makeup and sexy, revealing clothes every day, as if trying her best to prove something.

However, after its predecessor fell into ruin.

She decisively chose to kick someone when they were down, often bringing her girlfriends to humiliate them.

To gain a fleeting sense of satisfaction from this revenge.

After processing these memories for a moment, He Xie couldn't help but feel speechless.

He thought that his predecessor had handled the matter fairly well, not rejecting Lin Chuchu in public and embarrassing her, but choosing to refuse her tactfully later.

Even so, he was still resented in the end.

It has to be said that Lin Chuchu's personality is truly toxic.

but......

He Xie thought about it again.

Although Lin Chuchu is brain-dead, she still resents me and hates me!

Isn't this exactly the simp persona that the system gave us?

It's that line:

The more a girl dislikes you, the more you like to fawn over her.

"Pikachu, I choose you!"

Having chosen Lin Chuchu as his target, He Xie quickly got up from his seat and ran briskly towards the school supermarket.

In his hazy memory, Lin Chuchu seemed to really like eating bananas, at least one a day.

Bananas are good.

It's cheap, delicious, and practical.

Simp behavior!

It started with feeding Lin Chuchu bananas!

"Slap! Slap! Slap..."

As he was thinking this, He Xie unconsciously quickened his pace, his footsteps making a crisp sound on the ground.

His voice sounded strong and powerful, completely unlike his previous sickly appearance.

In the corridor.

Zhang Kaizi, who had just returned from the restroom, was completely dumbfounded when he saw him running so fast.

What the heck?!

The person who just darted past was my deskmate, He Xie?

But wasn't he a sickly man?

How can you run so fast?

Could it be because I harbored evil thoughts last night and killed billions of living beings, causing my evil aura to be too strong, which led to my sudden blurred vision and misreading the image just now?

Zhang Kaizi became increasingly panicked the more he thought about it.

The college entrance exam is just a month away, so I can't afford to get any health problems.

Thinking about it, he quickly returned to the classroom and took out a stiff ballpoint pen from his drawer.

Then, following the example of the ancient sage Lu Xun who carved the character "早" (early) on his desk to constantly remind himself not to be late, he also used the tip of his pen to carve the words "day 1" on his desk to constantly remind himself not to make the same mistake again.

From then on, he laid down his butcher's knife and became a Buddha on the spot, a sage who saw through the illusions of the world, cultivating his character and keeping a low profile.

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