A classic insult without any curse words is a highlight of the show.
Zhang Haiyu has been memorizing the lyrics very seriously these past two days, because Wang Xiaojian's performance in this section requires speed, accuracy and ruthlessness!
But Su Bai blessed Zhang Haiyu, and she made no mistakes. She said things like, "I'll stop you on the way to work, and I'll block you at the door after get off work. If I don't answer your phone, you'll write a letter instead. You're quite classic. Even if you don't understand the law, she's still standing next to you, breathing heavily. Are you blind?"
Such crazy output made Lu Ran confused.
The last time he was wronged and humiliated like this was last time!
After the very smooth performance, several actors breathed a sigh of relief.
It is impossible to say that this performance can surpass the original, but each actor also showed his or her remarkable acting skills, especially Wang Zhi and Li Zhinan, whose previous segments were a bit unsatisfactory.
So when it came to snatching people away, Wang Zhi was taken back by Su Bai with an A card.
Su Bai now has the largest number of people: Sun Yang, Hu Xiner, Ren Qi, Liu Ruilin, and Wang Zhi, with only one A card spot left.
Zhang Haiyu's performance was the most outstanding in this segment, so Su Bai was not worried that no one would want him.
Sure enough, Chen Banbu and Director Er both threw him an A card. Zhang Haiyu himself is a funny guy, and he has been shamelessly clinging to Su Bai every day these days.
Seeing this, he said, "Thank you so much, directors. I'm honored to be chosen by both of you. I choose Director Chen Banbu. I really want to experience what it's like to be coached by Director Banbu."
"Also, I want to ask Director Su, why didn't you give me the card? Do you no longer love me? Am I not worthy of an A card?"
Everyone knew that this guy was here to make people laugh, so they all looked at Su Bai with a smile.
Su Bai looked disgusted: "Yes, you are not worth it!"
"Director Su, you're really hurting me by saying that. I'm going to knock on your door tonight!"
Su Bai squeezed his hands with an indifferent expression, and the sound of his knuckles crackling could be heard. "Come on, at most you'll be paralyzed."
“Haha ...
The following works are quite standard, or very ordinary...
Especially the ones directed by Chen Banbu, Su Bai actually doesn't quite understand it. When the old monkey comments, he can often hit the nail on the head, but it's strange that he doesn't do that when he directs it himself.
I feel that none of the films directed by Old Monkey are exciting, and are even not as good as those directed by Guo Xiaosi.
Alas, old monkey, I am very disappointed in you.
You really are not that good.
It was not until Director Er's "Tear X Era" appeared that Su Bai sat up straight again.
In fact, the thing that movies fear most is mediocrity. Otherwise, you have to make it extremely good, with no boring moments throughout, making people watch it with a clenched heart.
Or you can be extremely bad, full of flaws, which makes it quite fun to watch the quintessence of Chinese culture throughout.
But mediocrity is terrible. It means that it is neither good to watch nor worth complaining about. In Su Bai's eyes, this kind of movie is worse than just bad.
For example, in his previous life, Su Bai once watched a bad movie called "The Last Night on Earth" on New Year's Eve with great anticipation.
It was really terrible. You have to know that Su Bai was very poor in his previous life. The overwhelming publicity on the Internet at that time made Su Bai full of expectations, so he gritted his teeth and squandered more than 30 yuan to watch this movie.
Then...Su Bai slept peacefully.
"The Age of Tearing X" is a higher level movie than this one. It is very bad, but you will have the desire to complain about it continuously.
It’s actually quite interesting.
Didn’t Li Xirui and Meng Ziyi act so funny in the last episode?
This time we have new sisters: Laji Yangzi, Wang Shasha, Wang Churan and Zhang Yue.
Director Er is also very talented. He directly changed the drama into a comedy.
Gu Li, Nan Xiang, Lin Xiao, and Tang Wanru were sisters who grew up in school. After graduating from college, they lived a campus life at Gu Li's house.
Because Gu Li is a rich woman.
In fact, Su Bai was a little confused when he saw the original film introduction.
——Where can I find a beautiful and rich woman like Guo Caijie?
Su Bai doesn't need it, but I want to give one to each of my sponsors.
After a quarrel between the sisters, Gu Li left without saying goodbye.
ATM left, and Tang Wanru and Lin Xiao also went to other cities to work. Many years later, Gu Li returned to China and became a star entrepreneur.
The sisters' story will be rekindled.
Su Bai wanted to laugh as soon as the main film started, because they asked Zhang Xiaoxiao to be the guest host of the interview program.
Don’t say it, he won’t act badly in this, after all, it’s his job.
When the loser Yangzi who played Gu Li came out in a black dress of good quality, Su Bai couldn't help himself.
These two people look...
What a perfect match!
Two carefully packaged pieces of walking pork belly!
The long skirt that the hottie Yoko wore only revealed a small part of her thick calves, and she happened to be wearing a pair of high heels!
This scene is so funny that I can’t bear to watch it!
Zhang Xiaoxiao: "Welcome our star entrepreneur Gu Li! Take a look at our site, what do you think?"
Gu Li looked around and said very elegantly: "Hmm~blue~"
"puff"
Su Bai no longer dared to drink water. Director Er’s magical modification was quite interesting.
Zhang Xiaoxiao was confused: "Not recording? Not recording from the beginning?"
Gu Li: "No, I mean your studio is quite blue, it looks blue~"
Zhang Xiaoxiao looked around her studio, which was dominated by yellow and brown tones. "Is it possible that the lenses of your sunglasses are blue? Why don't you take them off and take a look?"
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