Making money is not the goal. The goal is to create something interesting to make the show more interesting. Wang Zhengyu's goal has obviously been achieved now.
After Su Bai righteously refused to donate hair follicles, he connected with a dozen viewers. He originally wanted to connect with more, after all, the agreed amount was 50 each time, but these fans were very generous and often gave him sports cars worth more than 100 yuan each time.
When Su Bai saw the Terracotta Warriors, the eighth wonder of the world, he felt very proud.
Perhaps many tourists will think that they are just a few clay figures and are really boring after seeing them.
But in fact, when you look at the Terracotta Warriors, you are not just looking at the clay figures. What you should see more is the magnificent work of the ancient Chinese sages, and the emperor who was slandered as a tyrant but was actually an extremely benevolent emperor.
In fact, the tradition of burying living people was extremely popular during the Qin Dynasty, just like the requirement for betrothal gifts in many places today, the main purpose was to show off.
However, this emperor, whose achievements will be passed down through the ages, only used some human figurines to be buried with him.
Moreover, this is not only the essence of ancient civilization, but also a feat of modern civilization.
In fact, most of those terracotta warriors were just fragments when they were unearthed. Archaeologists restored them bit by bit and pieced them together into what tourists see. This is definitely worthy of admiration.
After truly feeling the weight of history, the Wuha group came out to the square outside.
Wang Zhengyu: "Now that you've all experienced the wonders of the Terracotta Warriors, let's play a little game to determine what kind of hot spring you'll enjoy at our next stop, the hot spring resort next to Huaqing Hot Springs."
Zhang Chao: "Is there any difference?"
Wang Zhengyu smiled obscenely, "You'll find out when you wait."
"Now, let me explain the rules of this round. We'll randomly select two terracotta warriors, one male and one female. Their eyes are sealed for thousands of years, so they can't open, but they can hear sounds."
"Everyone needs to work hard to 'revive' them, whether it's telling stories, jokes, or singing songs, but no physical contact is allowed."
"The person who resurrects the figurine the fastest will receive a 1998 yuan premium bathing service. The second place will receive 998 yuan, the third place will receive 498 yuan, the fourth place will receive 198 yuan, the fifth place will receive 98 yuan, and the last place will receive 8 yuan."
Su Bai: "Ahem, I just want to ask, is this 1998 bathing service the kind that goes up to the second floor?"
Wang Zhengyu:?
"Excuse me, guest. This is a serious program. Please be careful with your words and actions."
"No, I just heard that many bathhouses have buffets and game rooms on the second floor. What are you talking about, director?"
Wang Zhengyu looked like he saw through you and despised you, “You’ll know when the time comes.”
The fans in the barrage burst out laughing.
[Su Bai's smile when he asked the question just now was definitely not innocent.]
[Good fellow, this guy really doesn't treat us as outsiders, he dares to ask anything...]
[I wonder if Su Bai is a respected Cadillac owner.]
I almost believed he really wanted to eat at the buffet.
【Seafood buffet...】
You can't blame Su Bai for thinking too much, the main reason is that the price is 1998, and it's a bath, right?
Right?
Before Su Bai could think about it, the staff had already brought up two human terracotta warriors. Behold, they looked quite lifelike.
The man and woman were both good-looking, wearing the same costumes as the Qin Terracotta Warriors, with an eye patch on their eyes and a very cold expression. After being led to the chairs by the staff and sat down, they did not move.
This is a more professional model that Wang Zhengyu specially found. She has a very good sense of humor and is often drawn. She can sit for hours without saying a word.
The six members of the Wuha Group were free to choose a male or female figurine to resurrect, and Su Bai of course chose the female figurine.
As usual, Peng Peng goes first.
The Wuha group is so touching. They are always very humble and always give the opportunity to newcomers to test the waters.
Peng Peng also chose a female figurine, and his method was to make the other person laugh by laughing loudly.
As long as he smiles and the other person laughs too, he will be considered to have successfully "resurrected".
It is true that laughter is contagious, but it usually requires a double attack of audio and video in conjunction with the visuals to be effective.
then......
The fans in the live broadcast room burst into laughter...
In the camera, Peng Peng ran to the female figurine and laughed wildly, his laughter very much like the stupid son of the landlord in the next village.
But the female figurine was completely unmoved, which made Peng Peng laugh awkwardly for 2 minutes and the scene became very awkward.
Pumbaa's laugh is 10% funny.
The female figurine is not affected at all and is 50% funny.
Peng Peng laughed for a long time with an embarrassed expression on his face. The funny level was %.
After laughing for a while, Peng Peng felt that his face was a little stiff, and he still failed to impress the female figurine in front of him.
Then he started telling jokes again.
for example:
"A pig, a calf, and a lamb went to a convenience store together. The pig and the calf were both beaten, but the lamb wasn't. Why? Because the convenience store is open 24 hours a day..."
For example:
"Woodpecker: Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da"
"Tree: Stop pecking me, I'm not sick."
"Woodpecker: If you are not sick, take a few steps"
"Tree: Get out!"
It was such a cold joke, you never know, in this hot summer, Su Bai actually felt a chill rising from his body.
Perhaps the female figurine was also chilled by Peng Peng's joke. At the 8th minute of Peng Peng's resurrection, the pretty and gentle female figurine finally couldn't help but move. She spoke directly, and a somewhat rough Northeastern dialect came out of her mouth:
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