Lu Han: “?”
"No, Chen Chichi, are you sick? How is Su Bai relieving his stress after I broke up with Shuangshuang?!"
"Why don't you tell me you cheated again!"
"Silly roe deer! What do you mean?! Are you trying to expose my scars?"
"What the hell! You're a scumbag!"
"I'm going to fight you!"
"Stop chasing me! If your broken waist breaks again, you'll be in a wheelchair!"
Chen Chichi and Lu Han started a fierce indoor chase. Lu Han has been playing football for many years and is very agile, while Chen Chichi has gained some weight and has a weak kidney, so he can't catch up at all.
After making a fuss for a long time, they were finally stopped by Brother Chao, and several people began to think about how to relieve Su Bai's pressure.
"How about we break Chen's legs? Wasn't Su Bai really pissed off about that incident in Times Square last time?"
"Yeah! This is a way for Xiaobai to vent his anger! I think this is very stress-relieving!"
Seeing that there was something wrong in the looks of several people and that they were gradually focusing on him, Chen Zhixin became a little flustered.
He quietly retreated behind the sofa, picked up the big pot in Su Bai's kitchen, and said with a wary look:
"Stop messing around! We need a society ruled by law! I'll call the police!"
Zhang Chao thought for a moment and said, "Actually, there's no need to really interrupt. It's okay to pretend and make Xiaobai happy. This really relieves stress, right?"
"That's right! I have another idea!"
......
An hour later.
Su Bai, who was sitting in a restaurant next to Madison Square Garden with Xu Qirou and preparing to have lunch, received a video invitation from Zhang Chao.
"What's wrong, Brother Chao?"
"Wait, where are you guys? Why do you look familiar to me?"
"No, what the hell are you doing in my house?!"
Before Zhang Chao could speak, Su Bai started asking a series of questions.
"Emmmm, your home's sound system is much better, so watching the live broadcast is more enjoyable."
Su Bai: “…”
"That's not the point. Xiaobai, look at this! Ding ding ding ding!"
While Su Bai was still looking gloomy, Chen Chichi snatched the phone, pointed the camera at Chen Zhixin's legs, and shouted to Su Bai, "Look, didn't this guy play a prank on you a few days ago? We broke his legs! We avenged you, aren't you happy?"
In the camera, Chen Zhixin's right leg was wrapped in a bandage, and he looked like he was wearing sick makeup and his face was pale.
"Brother Bai, I know I was wrong. Look, they broke my legs!"
Su Bai: “…”
"Which makeup artist did you hire to do your makeup? Change it now, your face is all powdered..."
"Also, a broken leg should be in a cast, or at least a splint. Isn't your bandage a bit disrespectful of my medical common sense? Chen Chichi, don't you always break your legs? You don't have common sense, do you?"
The people on the other side of the video looked visibly embarrassed.
Because the preparations were so rushed, there was no time to get the plaster. They originally thought that a sick makeup was already very detailed, but who knew that Su Bai's was even more detailed!
"Ahem, that's the main point. Can't you grasp the gist of it?"
Su Bai laughed. "Okay, okay, okay, I get it. If you're not video chatting, what are you guys doing? I need to eat!"
"Wait a minute! Xiaobai, Xiaobai, look at this!"
Just when Su Bai was about to hang up the phone, Lu Han called him, and then Su Bai saw these guys holding a small bucket filled with a pile of soil, which looked like they were dug from the small garden behind his villa.
Then, the dirt was dumped on Su Bai's carpet...
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"You guys are fucking bastards!"
"What on earth are you going to do?!"
Su Bai's pupils dilated, and it felt like his Sharingan would come out in a while!
"No, no, no, Xiaobai, don't be angry first. Don't you really like watching carpet cleaning videos? You say those videos are really relaxing!"
"Today, we brothers will go to great lengths to wash your carpet right here on the spot. How about that? Are you touched?"
Chen Zhixin no longer pretended to be a cripple. He carried a bucket of water and tools such as a vacuum cleaner, and proudly asked Su Bai for credit.
However, he did not see any touched expression on Su Bai's face, but instead a kind of dead calmness.
"Did you come up with this neat little idea?"
Although there was no expression on his face, Su Bai's tone was very gentle.
Chen Zhixin didn't think much about it and immediately said, "Of course! Apart from me, Ji Zhixin, how could these idiots come up with such a great stress-relieving idea!"
Su Bai nodded slowly. "That carpet is a silk Isfahan carpet that I asked someone to buy from abroad. It cost $7 million. It's made of silk, so you have to find a professional to hand-wash it when you clean it."
After hearing this, Chen Gou and his companions looked at the carpet which was already covered in mud and dirt, and suddenly felt at a loss as to what to do with the pile of tools in their hands.
Who the hell would have thought that the carpet casually laid in Su Bai's living room would cost half a hundred million!
Normal people would never do this, right?
Then the group heard a completely emotionless and even chilling sentence from the other side of the video:
"Chen Zhixin, wait for death."
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