Chapter 651: Your stinky tofu is covered with shit!
"Brother System, come out! You are definitely intelligent! Stop pretending!"
"What I'm saying is, if you don't want me to complete this mission, you can just declare me a failure. There's no need to find a task for me to complete!"
"System, come out the fuck!"
"Don't hide in there and keep silent. I know you are home!"
"system!"
"Tongzi! Come out!"
In the presidential suite of the Phoenix InterContinental Hotel, an extremely handsome man kept calling out to the air neurotically. Fortunately, the hotel had good sound insulation and there was no one in the room, otherwise the man would easily have been sent to a mental hospital.
This comrade who is suspected to be a severe mental patient is Su Bai!
The story begins when Su Bai was caught by a group of enthusiastic old diners and made 280 bowls of noodles. He didn't return to the hotel until 2 a.m.
Su Bai, a hard-working worker, had just laid down on the big bed in the hotel with his tired body when the sound of system settlement rang in his mind.
【New Task Release】
Su Bai rubbed his hands, which were trembling from rubbing the powder, and rubbed them again excitedly.
[Ding! Detected that the host has completed the third task of the "Chef God" challenge, the conch noodle task.]
Hard work really pays off!
Originally I just didn’t want to disappoint those diners who liked him very much, but I didn’t expect to have such a pleasant surprise!
Are you stupid!
What? Give customers a sense of authentic local ingredients?
How fucking insane must a system be to be so stupid as to assign someone such an outrageous task as selling stinky tofu outside a public toilet?!
All the fatigue seemed to have eased a lot.
[Props: "Chef's Stinky Tofu Technique" and secret brine acceleration liquid have been distributed.]
【Selling price: 50 yuan/piece】
So actually this thing still has some cultural heritage, which is all reasonable.
[Location: At the entrance of the public toilet at the Lianghu Changling Ferry]
【Food 4: Stinky Tofu】
But just as Su Bai's mouth opened for a moment, his face froze when he heard the next sentence from the system.
"Yo? So good?!"
【Quantity sold: 1000 copies】
[Since the host has exceeded the requirements for all three tasks, the task reward is to cancel one food task, and the time limit remains unchanged. The host only needs to complete three food challenge tasks next.]
System NMSL!
Su Bai: “.”
The most critical part is the last sentence of the system——
After reading the first few lines, Su Bai didn't feel too much in his heart. To be honest, snail noodles have been sold for several days, and stinky tofu is only a little bit more smelly than snail noodles. Su Bai can totally accept it.
In fact, stinky tofu has a long history as a snack. In addition to the nationally renowned Wang Hezhi stinky tofu, there are also Xingcheng stinky tofu, Jinling stinky tofu, Yunnan stinky tofu, Huizhou stinky tofu, etc.
Of course, there is also Yuezhou stinky tofu, which has a history of nearly a thousand years. Its most glorious era can be traced back to the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty. After eating stinky tofu, Emperor Kangxi was so excited that he wrote an inscription on it, which made stinky tofu immediately famous all over the world. The Empress Dowager Cixi of the late Qing Dynasty also had a hobby of eating stinky tofu and listed it as a royal dish.
Su Bai felt unwell!
yes!
He had secretly told the system before that we should find a place farther away next time.
But it’s not hell at a distance!
What the hell is this place?
Taking a step back
no
Even if we retreat to the Yalu River, no one would be willing to buy stinky tofu at the entrance of a public toilet, right?!
Su Bai always thought that this system was stupid and had no intelligence. After all, since he had it, this system had been almost lying there, and it would not interact with the owner like other little loli systems.
However, the functions are indeed very powerful, which makes Su Bai quite satisfied.
Now that a task has finally been released, Su Bai finds it quite interesting. Although there is still not much interaction, it is at least a bit fun.
But today!
Su Bai deeply felt the malice from the system!
This is definitely smarter!
So there was the scene at the beginning.
Unfortunately, after Su Bai shouted for more than ten minutes, the system remained stagnant as before!
The main feature is that he is aloof and doesn't communicate.
Finally, Su Bai's already tired body became even more tired.
Lying down again, Su Bai suppressed the anger in his heart and the desire to cut and chop the system, and called out gently:
"System baby, I know you can hear me. Can you come out and talk to me?"
【.】
"Really? I won't scold you. Let's sit down and discuss this calmly. After all, you've lived in my body for over three years. I'm your landlord, right? We can chat like friends, what do you think?"
【.】
"What if you even squeaked?"
【squeak】
"System, damn! You're intelligent! You (&%￥E#) bastard! Change the mission location! Hurry!"
[Once the task is released, it cannot be changed. In addition, it is detected that the host is not very civilized and polite. I will give the host a "Civility and Etiquette Handbook". It has been sent to the host's mind and the host can refer to it at any time.]
Su Bai: ε＝ε＝ε＝(#>д<)
If I am guilty, please let the law punish me instead of letting this stupid system that has been pretending to be mentally retarded for three years assign me a task of selling stinky tofu at the door of the toilet!
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