"Holy crap! The cow-killing devil is coming!"
Suddenly, several antelopes, their eyes full of wisdom, all stepped back a little.
"oi!"
"That chattering old cow, let's talk!"
All the cows looked at Chatterbox again, "I'm calling you."
Chatterbox: "Holy crap! Why does this human speak in bull language?!"
Su Bai said in a kind tone: "Come, little Niu Niu, come here, let's talk~"
Chatterbox: "Ah! He teased me!"
"Shame on you!"
Su Bai: “.”
"Well, you've been scolding me all day. Are you thirsty?"
The chatterbox looked alert: "Human, don't try to use sugar-coated bullets to seduce me into cheating! I, Niu Niuniu, will only love my strong brother in this life!"
"Besides, we are different races. You don't even have any hair. You are so ugly!"
Su Bai: “.”
"Forget it, that guy, Niu Niuniu, right? I advise you to shut up! If you keep scolding me, I'll have to taste what a takin tastes like!"
Niu Niuniu: "You're just pretending! I'm a first-class protected animal! Just try to touch me!"
"Come in if you dare! I'll see if I can hold you back and you're done!"
Su Bai: "Damn it! You bastard! I'm going to climb over the wall tonight and show you how to butcher a cow. Do you believe me?!"
"Come out the fuck!"
"Come in, little dog!"
"Come out you stupid cow!"
When Huang Mao and his group excitedly rushed to Su Bai's booth at the zoo, they saw something like this:
A man and a cow were having a crazy argument.
Although he was wearing a Bull Demon King mask, that person was undoubtedly the dog boss. The man mooed once, and the cow mooed several times. I didn't know what they were doing, but it felt like they were cursing each other in a very dirty way.
There was also a group of takin watching the fun nearby.
This picture.
It's outrageous no matter how you look at it.
"Dog cough cough, boss?"
Su Bai, who was showing off his beautiful Chinese to Niu Niuniu, suddenly heard a familiar voice next to him and turned around.
"Yellow hair?!"
"How did you find this place? It's my first day setting up the stall today!"
"Fuck, you guys installed a tracking device on me?!"
Su Bai was really shocked for a moment!
You know, he had never set up a stall in Chengdu before, so this group of old customers probably didn't have any from Chengdu. So how did they find him?!
And it looks like there are nearly a hundred people here!
This ruled out the possibility of an accidental encounter. These people were obviously here to catch him!
It's not that they are not welcome. In fact, Su Bai hasn't seen these old diners for many days and he misses them. These people are very interesting. They gather around his stall and brag about everything, which is also quite interesting.
But Su Bai was still quite panicked because they found him so casually!
I'm not afraid of anything else, but I'm afraid that they really installed eavesdropping devices or something, then we'll be exposed!
But there is no warning from the safety eye!
"It's impossible to fake the location. We won't do anything illegal or criminal. But what are you doing here, boss? I see you chatting with that cow."
Su Bai was a little embarrassed.
I was so engrossed in the argument with that bitch Niu Niuniu just now that I really didn't notice Huangmao and his gang coming over.
To be honest, if Niu Niuniu wasn't a cow, Su Bai would have suspected that she was definitely a well-known figure in Zuan District.
Can you believe that a cow's mouth is full of blocked words?
I am speechless!
It had been a long time since Su Bai met a rival who could fight him so well.
Now that he is becoming more and more famous and more and more powerful, there are basically few people in the human world who dare to challenge him.
In fact, having a fight occasionally can be quite stress-relieving.
Through Niu Niuniu, Su Bai suddenly found a very good way to vent. Although he didn't finish copying this fight, he now felt quite refreshed.
"Moo (Truce, let's argue later!)"
Su Bai yelled at Niu Niuniu first, then replied:
"Well, I'm just randomly yelling, trying to establish some connection with the cows. This way, I might be able to understand them better, and the beef I cook might taste better. This is a direction of advanced culinary research that I've developed myself, and I've named it 'Communicating with Raw Materials.'"
“.”
What a good communication material!
The Huangmao gang was a little confused by Su Bai's fabricated ideas.
Artists are like crazy people.
You look like the King of Hell?!
What kind of weird research direction for advanced chefs is this?
What? Do you expect to learn animal language and ask others what they are like before eating?
"Hey, little calf, which do you think is the best, the tenderloin or the shank?"
"Do you think your meat should be boiled for better flavor or steamed to retain the most freshness?"
"Which do you think is better suited to you, sirloin steak or filet mignon?"
"What do you think of Wagyu? What status do they hold in your herd? Do they consider fat to be beautiful, like the Tang Dynasty did?"
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