A few minutes later, the five masters and apprentices from the Wu Ha version of Journey to the West made their grand appearance!
Leading the group is Master Zhang Sanzang. Brother Chao has played the role of Monkey King in many previous film and television works, but this is his first time as Tang Sanzang. However, several other brothers said that this role really suits him!
After all, how can an elderly man who is a little demented and talks a lot not be considered Tang Monk?
"My disciples, follow me closely and follow me into battle!"
Zhang Chao himself was also very satisfied with this role, as it was a highly respected character. He originally wanted to choose Tang Monk.
Next came Peng Wukong with a beaming face.
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha, I've already told you guys to stop fighting over it. Hahahahahahahahahaha, I, Peng Wukong, will be the most handsome guy in Dream City today!"
"Well, you do fit the bill. In the original novel, Sun Wukong was only 1.3 meters tall and ugly."
The sour irony came from Zhu Bai behind him. He had a pillow wrapped in a transparent plastic bag on his belly, a headband with two big ears on his head, and a super mini nine-toothed rake in his hand that could be used to clean his ears.
"No, Lao Wang, is our production team really that broke?! Aren't these props of yours a bit too sloppy?!"
Su Bai flicked his "pig ears" with an unhappy look on his face and muttered to Wang Zhengyu.
Wang Zhengyu: "The program team does have limited funds, so please understand. Besides, Lu Baima didn't say anything, so why do you have so many opinions?"
Su Bai turned his head and looked at the silly roe deer, who had not changed at all from before he changed his clothes.
"Is the White Dragon Horse so shameless? Without any equipment?"
Wang Zhengyu: "Who said there isn't one? Xiao Lu, show them!"
As Lu Han turned around and twisted his butt, a strand of hair was seen stuck in his pants. The hair quality seemed to be not very good, as if it was cut from the head of some non-mainstream girl who often dyed her hair. It was a little dry and yellow.
"What is this?"
"A ponytail! Isn't that obvious?"
Su Bai looked at the withered yellow patch behind Lu Han's butt and fell silent.
What a ponytail!
As an investor, Su Bai certainly knows that Wuha now has sufficient funds!
Not to mention the copyright fees of the video website, the sponsorship of advertisers alone is several times the cost! This is just the first batch of advertisers, and the number will continue to increase.
But looking at the equipment of several of us...
Brother Chao’s robe is probably the most luxurious one. It can be seen that it was modified from a lady’s red skirt. It’s just that the nine-ring staff has been turned into a slightly crooked branch, which is a bit too much.
It's really a branch, and it looks like it was just picked from a small tree in the park. It looks very fresh.
Peng Wukong's equipment is a bit unsightly. It looks like he stole some technician's leopard-print tights, cut them twice and tied them on his body.
Su Bai was even a little worried that there might be a strong smell of cheap perfume on it.
I won’t talk about mine. Compared to Peng Peng’s leopard print, my headband is considered exquisite. The pillow tied on my stomach looks like the pillow on the bed that I took away after stripping off the technician’s tights. It’s the most ordinary white one, even a little dirty, not like a new one.
Whenever it is not a live broadcast, Su Baigao has to ask the staff who prepared the props where they went to prepare the props last night and whether they are smooth or not.
The moment Su Bai saw Chen Chichi, he really couldn't help laughing out loud.
Sha Chichi's equipment, the Demon-Subduing Staff, is also tear-jerking. It is a rolling pin with two small pieces of paper stuck on it. The large beads with the logo on the chest have shrunk quite a bit. They are just a string of small broken plastic beads DIY bought from elementary school stalls.
The funniest thing is that the rope is rather thin, and the beads that should have hung in front of the chest are tied very tightly around Chen Chichi's thick neck, looking very lustful.
The case is solved!
Su Bai felt that the equipment of the five of them could be connected to form a complete story chain!
Last night, the prop master went to find a teacher who usually teaches in hotels or residential buildings. He stripped her of her leopard-print tights and stole the red skirt from her closet. Then, he took a lock of her hair while she was not paying attention and also stole her hairband.
Finally, he stole the person's pillow while he was taking a shower, and the ear pick on the bedside, and also went to the kitchen to take a rolling pin.
That’s right!
It must be like this!
Su Renjie, the black-faced judge, Sherlock Holmes, Edogawa Bai, deeply praised his ability to solve cases!
In the world of high-level martial arts, this kind of observation ability is almost a "microscopic" level of skill.
The others had no idea that in just a moment, Su Bai had already imagined the entire process of the prop master's crime. They just felt that their outfit was a little out of place in this magnificent dream city.
"Alright, everyone has changed into the gorgeous costumes we carefully prepared, so now we are going to enter the Journey to the West dungeon!"
"Wang Zhengyu, are you blind?"
"Where's the gorgeousness?!"
"Where did you prepare it? Call him out, I want to talk to him!"
"Xiaobai, I really suggest you find an auditor to check Lao Deng's accounts. He must have been corrupt!"
Wang Zhengyu led the way with a smile, completely ignoring the complaints of the people behind him.
He had indeed carefully prepared this prop, and it seems to be working great! The fans in the live broadcast room were already paralyzed with laughter. As a variety show that focuses on comedy, isn’t this a success enough?
Haha, Su Bai and his gang are idiots with short hair and even shorter knowledge. What do they know?
It feels so lonely when everyone else is drunk and I am the only one sober!
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