Then he turned to Professor Xue, a frequent guest on "Qipa Shuo Shuo" and a famous Chinese economics professor, and said, "Professor, is there anything innocent about you?"
Professor Xue: "The only innocence left in me right now is... sweat."
Everyone laughed.
"Because Heilan Home's goose down jackets are really warm!"
Okay, okay! You're advertising like this, right?!
Su Bai couldn't help but give a thumbs up to the professor. This advertisement is really good!
Cai Yongkang interrupted and said, "He has something fishy going on. He just accepted a gift!"
Ma Dong: "Oh? Take it out quickly and show it to us!"
Professor Xue took out a picture frame of about 10 inches with a shy but slightly proud look on his face. Inside was a sketch of him sitting sideways and thinking. The drawing was very handsome!
Su Bai: "What's the name of this picture?"
"Is there something wrong at home?"
Everyone laughed wildly. Su Bai imitated Professor Xue's posture in the painting, with a worried look on his face. "How should this be resolved?"
“Haha ...
Cai Yongkang: "Be polite! The artist of the painting is here!"
"Oh? Which one?"
At this time, a girl wearing glasses and a red beret in the audience stood up and waved with a happy smile.
Ma Dong: "Are you drawing him instead of me to save pencils?"
Little Red Riding Hood was so embarrassed that she quickly tried to explain herself. Judging by her mouth shape, she should have said, "I don't have any!"
But Su Bai quickly tilted his ear to pretend to listen, and shouted, "What? You don't like him!"
"Teacher Ma, I don't like you!"
Everyone laughed!
Cai Yongkang: "What are you so proud of?! I don't like you either! I only like Professor Xue!"
Su Bai: "Impossible! There is no girl in this world who doesn't like Su Bai. If you don't believe me, ask her!"
"Little Red Riding Hood! Do you like me? If not, don't breathe!"
Little Red Riding Hood's face suddenly turned red with shame.
Su Bai's shamelessness made everyone laugh. Do you have any shame?!
Who can not breathe!
"Then Xiaobai, what is your remaining innocence?"
After hearing this, Su Bai silently glanced at his lower body, then said with a face full of shame: "It can't be broadcast, right?"
“Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle…”
The contestants and audience in the audience who understood what was going on immediately started laughing wildly, especially a few female drivers who were laughing so hard that they fell over.
I didn’t expect you to be such a Su Bai!
You're okay driving in public!
Su Bai: "What are you laughing at? I'm talking about my socks, they're so white! So pure!"
"Ah"
The audience jeered loudly.
I don’t believe you!
Ma Dong: "Okay, let's introduce the two teams competing today. The first is Teacher Xue's [Goose Goose Team]. Last time, Teacher Xue said that the team won't take off their goose down jackets until they win."
Professor Xue tugged at his clothes and said to the three members of his team, "Do you want me to take off this shirt?"
Su Bai immediately stood up and shouted, "What are you doing?! Oh my God! Professor Xue!"
"Listen to what you're saying?! Is this even allowed to be broadcast?!"
Then Su Bai shouted at Little Red Riding Hood: "Look at what kind of person you drew! Don't like him anymore! Like me!"
Su Bai's ability to pick up on the gags was so good that Ma Dong and the others were unable to react at the time. Then they burst into laughter. This guy is so mean!
Su Bai continued, "I see! The sketch you drew is actually the kind of sketch you draw of a criminal suspect, right?!"
"Professor Xue, your behavior is so disappointing!"
“Haha ...
Although Professor Xue was "slandered" by Su Bai and teased him, he was not angry at all and laughed himself to death.
This also made Su Bai more fond of this economics professor. He was gentle, not arrogant, and could take a joke. He was quite nice.
Ma Dong: "Okay, now let's introduce today's new wonders. Please introduce yourselves."
As he said this, he looked towards the position of the red team.
A handsome but somewhat effeminate boy from the Goose Goose team, wearing a red patterned jacket and a white shirt, stood up first and said, "Hello everyone, I'm Ran Gaoming."
"If you can't remember my name, let me share my real name with you. I was born in Baoding, Hebei Province, so my name on my household registration is Ran Baosheng. I hope you like Baosheng. Thank you!"
These two short sentences left a deep impression on people. Whether it was the name or the birthplace, Su Bai found this person very interesting.
Ma Dong: "Then let's take a look at the opposing blue team, Team Jiang Xiaobai."
Li Dan's face was full of joy, and he clapped loudly. This was his team.
A blonde foreign girl stood up. Su Bai hadn't noticed it just now. There was actually a foreign girl!
"Hello, everyone. I'm the new weirdo. My name is Xingyue."
"Maybe everyone is a little curious about why I look like a foreigner. That's because..."
“I am a foreigner!”
Su Bai smiled. "Okay, okay, you're good at introducing yourself, right? Okay, okay!"
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