The tyrant boasted that he wasn't just joking about arresting the little radish head's parents.
Having known Ji Yan for so long, Shen Jiao often misunderstood the tyrant's thoughts, but she would always conduct a thorough self-examination and reflection after each failure.
Over time, a unique quality of tyrants was discovered, which was—
Extremely proactive.
However, if a tyrant is a student preparing for the college entrance examination who studies diligently and has "five years of college entrance examination preparation and three years of mock exams," then such qualities can obviously be described as good, excellent, and perfect!
Good child, what a role model!
Ten little red flowers must be awarded as a reward.
Unfortunately, he isn't!
He wasn't a student who stayed up all night studying and desperately rushed to finish his homework!
He was just a capricious, eccentric tyrant with an extremely peculiar thought process.
Shen Jiao's head is a bit big.
I'm glad I took a nap beforehand, otherwise I might not have been able to stay awake.
Honestly, a family living together in harmony sounds like a very happy scene.
But the entire family being arrested together would be a historical tragedy.
The human brain is often quite uncontrollable; the less you try to think about something, the more likely you are to imagine all sorts of bizarre and strange scenes.
Outrageous, but I can't control myself.
Shen Jiao couldn't help but imagine the scene of Madam Guan, Master Guan, and Little Radish Head all stuffed into a sack, with three heads sticking out, hanging on the wall and swaying back and forth... Stop, stop.
The scene was too bizarre; she shook her head, genuinely unable to accept it.
Shen Jiao had never tried such a despicable thing as kidnapping a family of three to use as a gift.
But tyrants are different. They have already committed countless atrocities of burning, killing, and looting, and they are even more adept at such fantastical and bizarre evil deeds.
What troubled Shen Jiao was that, while the tyrant was bad, he also had the idea of reuniting his family.
To say he's not a bad person is an understatement; this is something no human being could do.
"Your Majesty, are you really going?" Shen Jiao clung tightly to the tyrant's sleeve.
To pull it tighter, she wrapped the sleeve around her hand a few times.
"Otherwise what?"
Ji Yan was unhappy that her sleeves were twisted into a pretzel shape; it looked ugly.
He tugged at it, but unexpectedly, Shen Jiao went around in circles again!
Ji Yan narrowed her eyes: "Let go!"
Shen Jiao stubbornly refused to admit defeat: "I won't give it up!"
She thought the tyrant would, as before, threaten her with brutal and bloody tortures such as chopping off hands, feet, and heads.
However, it didn't happen.
Ji Yan stared thoughtfully at the persistent, bristly hamster; she rarely showed such stubbornness.
Could it be that...
"I really can't do anything with you. I'll just take you with me."
Shen Jiao: "!!!"
No, I didn't. Don't just talk nonsense because you have a nice voice.
Dude, do you really not need to wear glasses to improve your eyesight or anything?
I imagine the tyrant would easily get full marks on Chinese reading comprehension, given his wildly imaginative and imaginative thinking. Losing even one point would be a huge insult and a disrespect to him!
Shen Jiao would never agree to join the tyrant in committing evil deeds; stealing children was already outrageous enough!
Are the King and Princess of the Great Yan Kingdom really out of their minds to steal from a middle-aged couple?
Shen Jiao lay paralyzed on the bed, trying her best to persuade the little boy, but he was sleeping and she dared not make a sound.
She was just as exhausted from pulling on her sleeve.
Ultimately, the matter ended with the frizzy hamster being hung on the wall.
Like a radish planted in a burlap sack, Shen Jiao: "..."
The idea of sacrificing oneself to save others is probably meant for innocent people like her, right?
However, while the shaking was a bit dizzying, it was quite fun.
...
Even though Little Carrot Head likes fairies, he is still a homebody. The fact that he didn't cry or make a fuss while staying out all night is already considered very well-behaved and sensible among his peers.
Early the next morning.
Little Radish Head started holding the beef bun in both hands, looking sullen, taking a bite and then sighing.
Like a poor wanderer who has been away from home for decades and cannot return to visit his parents.
It's quite out of place for someone so young to have such anxiety and sorrow.
Shen Jiao eats at a fast pace, but she is concerned that Xiao Luobotou might feel insecure and uncomfortable eating alone in an unfamiliar environment.
She deliberately slowed down.
She usually shows off a whole soup dumpling in one go, but today she ate three bites.
Chewing slowly and thoroughly is good for the stomach, but it's not satisfying.
Shen Jiao had no experience taking care of children, and when she heard the third sigh, she finally realized that Little Carrot Head was in a bad mood.
She comforted him, "Sweetie, after you finish breakfast, I'll take you home to your mother."
"What!" Little Carrot Head looked up from his overwhelming sadness, his face full of disbelief.
Shen Jiao: "..."
Little friend, when I was your age, I had never even held a little boy's hand.
If I may ask you, how did you, at only five years old, manage to make an expression as if you had just learned that your husband had cheated on you and abandoned his wife and children?
"Mother said that once a gift is given, it's like water spilled on the ground. How could the fairy want to return it?"
Little Radish covered his chest, looking like someone who had given up thirty years of their youth only to discover that the other person was a complete scumbag.
Do kids these days have such a large vocabulary?... Shen Jiao tentatively corrected.
Is it possible that this saying means a married daughter is like water spilled from a cup?
Since meeting Shen Jiao, Little Radish Head has come to know that fairies really exist in this world, and she has a strong ability to accept this.
At least, they believed everything the fairy said.
Please, a fairy is so beautiful, even her farts smell sweet, so whatever she says is right, okay?
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