Chen Yu's head bounced back and forth until he was finally shaken awake.
Just as I opened my mouth to speak, a stream of juice flowed into my mouth. I didn't know what it was, but I instinctively wanted to taste it.
"Smack!"
Marquis An slapped her hard across the face. "Wake up! You can't eat this! Yu'er, pull yourself together, don't give up on yourself!"
You can't eat this stuff!
Shen Yu's ears were ringing from the beating, and her chest ached with anger. She opened her mouth to retort, but juices flowed in again.
She couldn't resist and wanted to try it again.
"You can't eat excrement!" Marquis Anbo was both angry and anxious.
Another slap landed on Shen Yu's forehead.
He didn't want to hit his daughter either.
He just wanted to bring her to her senses.
He was so angry that he trembled all over.
Not only did Marquis Anbo fart at her, he also hit her!
I strongly suspect that Marquis Anbo is a spy planted by those two old geezers by her side!
Seeing that the two had misunderstood each other and were talking about increasingly outrageous things, everyone around them was stunned.
Shen Qingye couldn't stand it anymore and said, "This isn't shit, try it if you don't believe me."
"I'm from out of town, just passing by, and I don't know what happened. I just want to ask what these three people are doing right now?"
Just then, an ordinary-looking out-of-towner passed by pushing a cart.
"It looks like they're eating shit?"
"No, it should be feeding each other shit?"
"What? Shen Yu brought this upon himself and deserves to die. After being kicked out of the Shen family, he actually ate excrement to vent his anger!"
"Shocking! There's simply not enough to eat!"
"I'm dying of laughter, I can't stop laughing!"
Everyone started talking at once.
Upon hearing this, the out-of-towner enthusiastically pushed his cart over and earnestly promoted his wares: "Gentlemen, I specialize in emptying chamber pots. If you're not full, I have plenty more. It only costs one tael of silver, and you can eat your fill!"
...
Meanwhile, the Marquis Anbo's residence was also bustling with activity.
"Something terrible has happened! Madam, the Marquis and the Second Young Master are eating excrement at the gate!"
A servant rushed into the Truffle Garden.
"It's terrible! Madam, something terribly wrong has happened! The Marquis has made a deal with the chamber pot cleaners, and he's declared that from today onwards, he'll take over all the chamber pot cleaning services!"
Another servant rushed into the Truffle Garden.
"It's terrible! Madam, a lot of stray dogs have come to the door wanting to become sworn brothers with the Marquis! As long as the Marquis is around, we'll never have trouble finding shit to eat!"
The third servant rushed into the pine dew garden. Because he was running too fast, he tripped over the threshold, slid a short distance, and knelt directly in front of Madam Shen.
Since you're already kneeling, you might as well kowtow.
The servant kowtowed repeatedly: "Madam, Happy New Year."
"What's with the 'Happy New Year'?!" Old Madam Shen's face turned green with anger. "Bring him back!"
The servant looked troubled, as if he had just thought of something: "Madam, there are too many dogs. We might not be able to catch them all."
"Who told you to catch the dog!" Old Madam Shen threw the teacup, which shattered on the ground.
"Go, go and bring the Marquis and the Second Young Master back to me."
...
While Anbohou and Shen Qingye were still arguing over the persimmon mix, a group of guards suddenly appeared and, without saying a word, pinned the two to the ground and tied them up.
Unlike the struggling father and son, Shen Yu actively raised his hands.
Tie her up quickly.
If you tie her up, she can continue to stay in the Marquis's mansion!
Seeing this, the guards were so frightened that they didn't dare to leave the gate. They carried the Marquis An and Shen Qingye, who were bound like silkworm cocoons, and immediately climbed over the wall back to the mansion!
As long as they run fast, Chenyu won't be able to catch up.
Shen Yu's face immediately turned as black as the bottom of a pot!
However, it's not noticeable; it's mainly because the persimmon dye dried on my face.
The onlookers, eager for a good show, cracked sunflower seeds and said they couldn't bear to watch.
This woman, who claims to be one of the most talented women in the capital, is clearly a vain and shameless scoundrel.
"Young man, do you have any more melon seeds? Give some to your auntie, and I'll exchange them for osmanthus cake."
Upon hearing the sound, everyone looked over and saw a young man with an extraordinary air about him, who looked very wealthy, mixed in with the ordinary crowd.
Even the headband used to tie her ponytail was made of embroidered gold wire!
At that moment, everyone felt that the gap between the rich and the poor was quite small, and that no one, whether poor or rich, could escape the desire to join in the fun.
Gu An had the servant hand over the fruit basket containing melon seeds and peanuts, so the aunt could eat as many as she wanted. "And there's more, and more, melon seeds are plentiful, but no need for osmanthus cake, save it for the children."
"You're a good young man, but with that mask covering your eyes, how can you see the commotion?" the aunt asked with concern.
Gu An smiled and said, "Auntie, I won't rely on watching, I'll just listen. I'll share it with my sister when I get back."
"You have a younger sister?"
Gu An said with particular pride, "Yes! She's incredibly beautiful, adorable, and incredibly talented..."
The auntie kept a close eye on things and counted them. Good heavens, this young man actually mentioned over a hundred special things!
He was so angry he felt his teeth itch.
Of course she saw Gu An.
This person was radiant with golden light, standing there so intently that it was impossible not to notice him.
This must have been sent by Shen Jiao specifically to see her make a fool of herself!
There's no going back to the Marquis of Anbo's mansion right now.
Shen Yu was used to being praised and complimented by others, and she couldn't stand the pointing and whispering of people, which made her feel ashamed.
She kept her head down, glared fiercely at Gu An, and slunk away, seeking a side path to find Cai Qinshi.
She vowed that she would make everyone in the Marquis Anbo's mansion pay back double for the humiliation she suffered today when she rose to prominence!
Shen Yu overestimated his physical abilities, and after jogging for a couple of steps, he fell flat on his face.
As luck would have it, she was lying right in front of Gu An.
Shen Yu's scalp tingled: "!!!"
Gu An was so frightened that he quickly backed away.
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