"Where is the talking succulent?"
Shi Ling couldn't wait to search for the potted plant that made her hate it so much.
"here."
Gu Xiuji glanced at Yu Chen, then took Shi Ling to the balcony of his room.
But when he turned around, he saw Shi Ling and Yu Chen waiting for him outside the door in an orderly manner.
Gu Xiuji's heart couldn't help but slightly stop.
When did she become so distant with him?
Gu Xiuji took the pot of black jade cactus out.
Shi Ling noticed that the cactus was still sleeping, so he stretched out his index finger to make a silence gesture to Gu Xiuji and Yu Chen, then reached out to grab the cactus and tried to pull it up by the roots.
However, at this moment, the cactus seemed to sense some danger. Its hair stood on end, and all its thorns stood up, reflecting a hard luster. At the same time, it let out a sharp explosion: "Shi-Ling!"
The sound was too harsh. Yu Chen and Gu Xiuji frowned. Shi Ling, sensing what was happening, covered her ears first and took the initiative, cursing, "What are you yelling about? You're disturbing everyone in the middle of the night!"
"Shi Ling, I thought you were dead!"
The black-feathered jade cactus was so happy that it jumped onto Shi Ling's shoulder with the plant and the pot. If it had hands and a mouth, it would probably hug Shi Ling and give him a kiss.
Shi Ling: "Haha, I miss you so much too."
Yu Chen:?
Gu Xiuji was also stunned, then suddenly realized and couldn't help laughing.
The black-feathered jade cactus wanted Shi Ling to die, and Shi Ling wanted it to die.
"Oh, dear Shi Ling, you have no idea how lonely I was after you were discharged from the hospital. There was no one to sing songs with me late at night anymore. It's so hard to find a soulmate."
As it spoke, the Jade Cactus began to sway and let out a mournful singing sound.
Now, let alone Shi Ling, even Gu Xiuji and Yu Chen wanted to smash it.
Shi Ling grabbed the potted plant and said, "Shut up!"
The black jade cactus tactically leaned back and continued to sing.
Shi Ling was murderous, "Where's the knife?"
Yu Chen handed over a kitchen knife that he had taken from Gu Xiuji's kitchen.
Gu Xiuji:?
Shi Ling took the kitchen knife, placed the black-feathered jade cactus on the coffee table in the living room, and chopped it off with one knife.
"ah!!!"
The black jade cactus jumped out of the pot and ran around: "Help! Murder!"
Shi Ling chased after him, holding a kitchen knife. "Who are you, a plant? Even the Buddha can't accuse me of killing. Even if a vegetarian comes, they won't say anything!"
"Well, why not? Doesn't a cactus also have a 'person'?"
The black jade cactus screamed and ran wildly, but when it reached the door, it had nowhere to escape and could only hide on the door handle in fear.
Shi Ling raised the kitchen knife and laughed strangely, "You can scream even if your throat is hoarse, but no one will pay any attention to you!"
Just as she raised the knife to chop, the door was suddenly pushed open.
As Chu Jiao pushed the door open, he saw Shi Ling through the crack, slashing at him with a knife, full of murderous intent. He withdrew his hand in fear, "Sister Shi Ling, you, calm down. Do you see the court across the window?"
Shi Ling was also startled. She stopped the kitchen knife abruptly and glared at Chu Jiao angrily: "What are you doing here?"
"I heard from the upside-down ghost that you were killing someone, so I ran up here on purpose. It's easy to kill someone but hard to dispose of the body, so you must think twice. Also, please have pity on me. I was exiled here by my family and I only survive on the rent of this building. If it really becomes a haunted house, I will have to eat dirt." Chu Jiao said earnestly.
Shi Ling was furious and used his spiritual power to grab the black feather jade cactus. "What nonsense did you hear? I didn't kill anyone. I was slaying demons and cutting this demon grass."
The black-feathered jade cactus was unconvinced: "I'm not a demon grass, I'm a fairy grass!"
Shi Ling looked at it grimly: "Then use it to make grass jelly!"
The peyote cactus trembled. (End of this chapter)
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