Wei Hongguang: "Haha. Just now, when I was thinking about the SSCI paper, I called him a minister of national rejuvenation, but now I keep calling him a zombie."
Ying Ci said, "That's two different things! You're a zombie, and Lord Wei, I have no grudge against you. I just treated you like an NPC in the haunted house for fun. So you came up and pawed me and then bit me? You said you're a zombie with consciousness and can talk, not a soulless zombie, so why are you biting people and sucking their blood? And you left so many people alone, but you only bit me. Do you have something against me?"
Wei Hongguang: "Yes."
Shi Ling also glanced at Ying Ci: "It's all because of you. Also, I'm not a Taoist priest, I'm a fairy."
Ying Ci collapsed, holding up his bitten hand and asking blankly, "What should I do then? I won't become a zombie too, will I? I haven't finished my graduation thesis yet, I can't die! Nuomi, yes, zombie movies say glutinous rice can cure corpse poison. No, I have to go find Nuomi."
Shi Ling: "You might as well go to the hospital and get a rabies vaccine."
Response:?
Wei Hongguang:?
Shi Ling: "Just eliminate the poison. What about turning into a zombie after being bitten, and sticky rice curing corpse poison? Do you think that's scientific?"
Ying Ci lost his voice: "Sister, you're talking to me about science at this time?"
He pointed at Wei Hongguang and asked, "Do you think he is scientific?"
"No, you're the most unscientific. What girl can beat a zombie to a pulp with just one punch? Are you really a ghost bride?"
Ying Ci stared at Shi Ling, looking her up and down at her outfit, and gradually became afraid.
"police!"
At this moment, several policemen appeared at the door of the room with guns drawn.
Ying Ci hesitated: "Are you... cosplayers?"
"You idiot! Yuncheng has long banned cosplay by wearing police uniforms, firefighter uniforms, etc." Zhong Xian breathed a sigh of relief when she saw Shi Ling. They rushed here after receiving a call from the public, and on the way they were still a little worried that hot weapons could not defeat the zombies.
"Shi Ling, what's the situation now? Where are the zombies?" Zhong Xian asked.
Shi Ling knocked on the coffin lid and said, "Here."
Zhang Wangzhou stared at the coffin lid, his eyes narrowed slightly. "Last year, our police station received a report from the Institute of Archaeology that an ancient tomb of a Qing Dynasty official had been robbed. The tomb was severely damaged, with few cultural relics remaining. Even the coffin was missing."
"What? My grave was robbed?!"
Wei Hongguang’s coffin lid could no longer be held down.
He opened the coffin lid, sat up, and glared at Zhang Wangzhou: "Who? Who robbed my tomb?"
Zhong Xian was startled by Wei Hongguang's sudden lifting of the coffin lid. She looked inside and saw many burial objects. "He looks like a high-ranking official. I wonder how much corruption he committed during his lifetime."
When Wei Hongguang heard the word "corruption", he was speechless for a while, then he said in a literary way: "When the water is too clear, there will be no fish..."
Shi Ling: "When a person is humble, he is invincible!"
Wei Hongguang's mouth twitched as he corrected himself: "If a person is very careful, there will be no migration!"
Ying Ci said, "Duke Wei, if you're greedy, that's it. Don't make up so many excuses. Anyway, no matter how you try to wash it off, this is still your black mark."
Wei Hongguang chose to avoid the question. He looked at Zhong Xian and Zhang Wangzhou and said, "My ancient tomb contains a lot of historical materials, which are of great significance to archaeology and history. You must help me catch the tomb robbers!"
Shi Ling asked, "You don't know who stole it?"
Wei Hongguang: "I'm already sealed in there, what can I know? Even the cemetery has many formations suppressing me, preventing me from reincarnation. I don't even know what's happening in the outside world. It was only after I was moved here that I vaguely heard some sounds outside the coffin."
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Good night~(End of this chapter)
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