The Great Zhou Kingdom, the concubine's bedroom.
"uh-huh……!"
Lu Yun turned around suddenly.
He looked in astonishment at the surrounding carvings of dragons and paintings of phoenixes, the exquisite and ancient decorations of the room, and the peerless beauty on the bed, his face completely bewildered.
Didn’t I order 698?
How did she end up lying down?
"Xiao Yunzi, what's wrong with you?"
Hearing this delicate cry, a large number of memories instantly flooded into his mind, and for a moment, Lu Yun almost cried.
what the hell!
How could I, a good man, become a eunuch?
He lowered his head and widened his eyes. Half of the reason was that his hands were grasping the smooth jade-like back of Concubine Shu, and the other half was that he was a fake eunuch!
Lu Yun quickly clamped his legs together, sticking them out in a funny way and covering them with his robe.
"Xiao Yunzi, your massage skills are really comfortable. No wonder Eunuch Hai strongly recommended you to me when he was alive!" Concubine Shu said while lying down with enjoyment.
Hearing this, Lu Yun's face was filled with embarrassment. Fortunately, the others in the palace had already been ordered out. He could only rely on his memory and said with a smile, "Your Majesty is right. Acupuncture and massage, praying for fertility and strengthening yang, beautifying the skin, I have been learning from Eunuch Hai since I was a child. If Your Majesty needs me in the future, I promise to be here at your beck and call."
He was very ashamed, because he was just a guy who got to the top by giving massages and flattering the concubines in the harem.
Lu Yun pressed his hands on Concubine Shu's slender waist. It was difficult for him to look away from the beauty that was faintly visible below.
Tsk tsk tsk… It’s so unbearable!
"Xiao Yunzi!"
"The servant is here!"
Concubine Shu suddenly turned around, her face was extremely beautiful.
"Empress!"
Lu Yun hurriedly got out of bed, half-knelt on the ground with his head down, and quietly suppressed his restlessness with one hand. He was almost seen.
"You said you could pray for a child and support Yang?"
Lu Yun was stunned. Recalling the medical skills and massage techniques his original body had learned, he realized that this effect did exist. So he nodded and said, "Yes, Madam! As long as I massage you for a long time, I can achieve that effect!"
"Great, Xiao Yunzi, go and give His Majesty a massage too. His Majesty... has never touched anyone in our harem, so perhaps he has some unspeakable secrets."
???
Damn, the emperor is impotent?
What a waste of such a beauty!
Seeing that he didn't say anything, Concubine Shu's eyes fell on Lu Yun: "Don't worry, although His Majesty doesn't like others talking about his dragon body, you are just a little eunuch, he won't be on guard against you, go and press His Majesty boldly, I will take care of anything for you!"
Just as she finished speaking, Concubine Shu said coldly, "But if you don't obey His Majesty's orders, I will kill you!"
What a cruel woman... Lu Yun's mouth twitched, and he nodded quickly, saying, "I will go see His Majesty right away."
"Okay, Qiao'er, come in. Take Xiao Yunzi to see His Majesty as soon as possible!" Concubine Shu shouted towards the door.
Then a palace maid came in and took Lu Yun to see the emperor.
Along the way, Lu Yun almost couldn't help cursing. What the hell was this time travel bullshit! Others were emperors and princes, but he had become a fake eunuch!
But since it has happened, Lu Yun is not someone who gives up easily.
He was thinking about ways to deal with the situation along the way, as well as memories of the past.
Soon, the two of them arrived outside the Qianqing Palace. The gate was open and they could see many ministers standing inside, discussing matters with the emperor.
"Wait a minute!"
"Yes, Sister Qiao'er."
Lu Yun stood quietly outside the door, his eyes drooping, like a qualified eunuch, but his peripheral vision took in the entire scene in the hall.
"Your Majesty, regarding the matter of redressing the injustice in the four southeastern provinces, General Shangguan Yun has suddenly fallen ill. I believe that only General Xiao He can replace the general to suppress the situation!"
"I second your opinion. General Xiao He is an exceptionally talented general. He has guarded the northern border for ten years, and the Xiongnu have not dared to invade. With him, the rebellion will surely be quelled!"
"Your Majesty..."
In the court, court officials continued to come forward to second the motion.
But the thin Emperor of the Great Zhou sitting on the dragon throne did not look happy, because this was not what he wanted to hear.
Through memory, Lu Yun knew clearly that the brave cavalry general Xiao He supported by these court officials was actually Concubine Shu's biological brother.
General Shangguan Yun is the queen's father and is still old. Naturally, the court officials began to turn to Xiao He, who is younger and has unlimited potential.
"The matter of changing generals before a battle is of great importance. My dear ministers, please stand aside and I will think about it for a while!"
Emperor Liang Jing rubbed his brows and said with suppressed anger.
He wanted to promote a new person, but the ministers in the audience all took sides and recommended Xiao He to fight. The phenomenon of banding together to resist the imperial power had already emerged.
A minister immediately stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, war is imminent..."
"I tell you to step back!"
Liang Jing slammed the dragon table angrily, stood up and shouted.
The atmosphere in the hall was solemn, and all the ministers lowered their heads and retreated in disappointment.
After all the court officials had left, Qiao'er led Lu Yun into the hall.
"Your Majesty, I, under the order of Consort Shu, have brought Xiao Yunzi to diagnose your pulse and massage your acupuncture points!"
Liang Jing raised his tired eyes and glanced at Lu Yun: "Are you the little Yunzi in the harem who often massages the concubines' acupuncture points?"
Uh... Your Majesty, do you think this is serious?
Lu Yun secretly complained, then bowed quickly and replied, "Your Majesty, it is I who am."
Liang Jing narrowed his eyes... Concubine Shu taught me well. Even a eunuch beside her refused to kneel when he saw me?
"Go away, I don't need you!"
"ah?"
Lu Yun was stunned for a moment.
Qiao'er, standing nearby, seemed to have anticipated this situation and immediately said, "Your Majesty, the Concubine Shu personally asked Xiao Yunzi to diagnose you. She felt it was very helpful, so she sent this servant to bring Xiao Yunzi to diagnose you. You should know that the Concubine Shu was so worried about you that she couldn't eat or drink all day..."
Liang Jing wanted to get angry and refuse, but after hearing this, a trace of fear flashed in his eyes.
He glanced at Lu Yun who was bowing his head again, thinking that it was true that a eunuch knew how to massage, but it was a bit far-fetched to think that he could also perform medical treatment and diagnose pulses... Well, why not use this little eunuch to shut up the concubines in the harem so that he could keep the secret hidden.
"Alright, all of you go down and have him come over to diagnose my pulse and massage my acupuncture points."
Hearing the sound, the others retreated.
Lu Yun walked up to the dragon platform carefully step by step. After Liang Jing stretched out a hand, he slowly took it.
"Hurry up, I have a lot of important things to deal with." Liang Jing said impatiently.
Lu Yun responded cautiously, closed his eyes and carefully felt his pulse, a leisurely fragrance entered his nostrils.
The next moment, he was shocked.
Pulse!
Menstrual irregularities!!!
"you……"
He looked at Liang Jing in shock, and the two looked at each other.
The former was stunned, while panic flashed in the latter's eyes.
It turns out that you are not impotent, you are a woman after all. How can you hold your balls up if you don’t have that thing?
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