Pingzhou.
Wen Xinhou appeared very calm, sitting in a temple, chanting sutras and reciting Buddhist scriptures while asking, "What's going on?"
"Master Grandmaster has already gone to do that."
"When the time comes, they will definitely be caught off guard."
"good."
Marquis Wenxin twirled the Buddhist beads in his hand and then said calmly, "How is the army preparing now?"
"It's not much different. We can launch an attack on the imperial army right now. Let's give it a try and let Xu Shanbao and Li Jing's men lead the charge!"
"The Marquis certainly doesn't like this kind of traitor."
"That's it, go do it."
“…”
In the tent where Lu Yun was, that afternoon, Lu Yun didn't know what he had eaten, and hurried to the toilet.
But at this moment, he suddenly heard some movement inside.
You know, in the military camp, as a general, you must have your own exclusive toilet, and no one else can come in because it belongs to him alone.
But there was a noise inside... This made Lu Yun feel a little strange.
Could it be that someone is cleaning out the toilet?
Or...something dirty got in.
Lu Yun was a little nervous and slowly approached. At this moment, a voice came from inside, "Don't open the door!"
"No, don't come in! I'm using the toilet inside."
"Please, don't come in."
Lu Yun found it strange that someone actually dared to poop in his own toilet...
How abominable!
Don’t you know that this eunuch has mysophobia?
However, he did not consider that he just approached slowly, did not open the door of the toilet, and did not make any sound, so how did he know!
"Um! Who let you in there?"
“I’m so angry!”
"Who told you to poop in my toilet?"
"This can only be used by this eunuch. Who do you think you are? Get out of here!"
"No, my stomach hurts!"
A voice with a pleading tone came from inside, but Lu Yun didn't care about it.
I feel really uncomfortable now, and my stomach is churning.
In particular, he felt that he could no longer hold it in. After all, they were all grown men, so what was there to be afraid of?
There seemed to be a wooden barrel inside, and I could make do with it because I really didn't want to poop in my pants.
If he really did that, he would be laughed at to death. And as a commander, what would others think if something like this happened to him?
It's also embarrassing.
Lu Yun rushed in hurriedly, without thinking twice, and went straight to the bucket.
What he didn't expect was that there was a soldier with fair skin opposite him.
He looks handsome, but... he feels a bit effeminate. Compared to me, he seems more like a eunuch.
What surprised him even more was that the person opposite him was... a woman!
Lu Yun is not blind, so he can tell whether it is a boy or a girl at a glance.
He was completely stunned at this moment. What was going on? A woman!
How could there be women in the military camp?
And this woman seems to be pretty good-looking!
The two looked at each other, and at this moment, Lu Yun suddenly felt that his stomach could no longer hold on.
He didn't care about so many things, nor did he care whether his identity as a eunuch would be discovered.
He immediately pulled down his pants... revealing his...
The soldier dressed as a man opposite was already very surprised. Her face was pale and she looked very fragile.
You have to know that this is in the toilet, a person's most vulnerable moment.
As a result, the whole thing was seen by others.
When Lu Yun was outside, she had already heard that this person claimed to be her father-in-law!
So, could it be anyone else besides Eunuch Lu?
She looked at the scene in front of her in a daze, because... the eunuch in front of her actually took off his pants in front of her, and also showed something that a eunuch shouldn't have.
Isn't he a eunuch?
This time, she was completely stunned. After she realized what was happening, her face turned red.
"ah!"
“You you you!”
"What are you doing? Have you any shame?"
At this moment, Lu Yun rolled his eyes in satisfaction and said speechlessly.
"This is in the military camp, okay? Where are you from? When did a woman appear in our camp? Are you disguised as a man?"
"Do you know what kind of punishment this will be inflicted on the military camp?"
"You little soldier, I'm lucky enough not to punish you."
"Close your eyes for me!"
The soldier's face turned red, and he had no choice but to close his eyes. However, he also shouted to Lu Yun: "You close your eyes too, I want..."
Lu Yun suddenly realized what was going on, but he still gave her a lustful look.
Good job!
I rarely see women in this military camp. I haven't had contact with the concubines in the emperor's harem for a long time, and I miss them a little bit.
All of a sudden... the feeling is coming.
Soon, the soldier disguised as a man was about to leave, but Lu Yun stopped him.
"Stop right there!"
"You haven't answered my question yet."
"Eunuch, who says women can't serve in this military camp? I want to give it a try. Haven't you heard of a woman disguising herself as a man and becoming a general?"
"Besides, Eunuch Lu is clearly a eunuch, so why does he have that thing? Is he a fake eunuch? What would others think if they knew about this fake eunuch?"
"Do you want me to tell other people about this?"
Lu Yun suddenly panicked, because he knew that once his identity was exposed, he would be in danger.
Not only will the emperor be unable to bear it, but all the ministers in the court will also be very angry.
"If you dare to say anything more, I will kill you. I want to see whether others believe me or you."
"Don't worry, Grandpa. As long as you don't tell anyone about me, I won't tell anyone about you. Let's just keep this a secret between us."
How could Lu Yun let this person go so easily? This matter of a woman disguising herself as a man reminded him of Hua Mulan who joined the army in place of her father.
It's quite interesting.
"First, this toilet belongs exclusively to this eunuch. Don't you know that?"
"Father-in-law, you can see that I am a woman, but it is very inconvenient in the military camp. I finally found a clean toilet, but I can only make do with it."
"Second! What's your name?"
"Father-in-law, it's okay to tell you, my name is Ye Jiajia."
"Hmph! Just wait!"
Lu Yun is still a little fragile now.
When the woman named Ye Jiajia was about to leave, a strange look appeared in her eyes...
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